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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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  #1   Add sixtysixpointsix to your ignore list  
Old 2006-03-19, 19:55
sixtysixpointsix sixtysixpointsix is offline
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im currently atheist, but i want an interesting, perhaps somewhat random religion i can tell people about.

i was thinking perhaps pagan? im not really into that wicken, witches, mother earth stuff though.

any suggestions?
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Old 2006-03-19, 20:12
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So what you're saying is that you lack any real conviction for your atheism, but you want an obscure religious belief to espouse how cool you are to anyone who asks you..... Is that about it?

Jesus loves you.
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Old 2006-03-19, 20:23
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Buddhism

There have been several studies that show that over the course of many years Buddhists have been able to change the way their brains function.

We aren't talking about euphoria. This is a much deeper mind body connection and for that reason Buddhism remains the number one religion that can actually inhibit your well being.

http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/14.02/dalai.html
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Old 2006-03-19, 22:59
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quote:Originally posted by hyroglyphx:

So what you're saying is that you lack any real conviction for your atheism, but you want an obscure religious belief to espouse how cool you are to anyone who asks you..... Is that about it?

Jesus loves you.
*shrug* That's more or less why I study religion. It's facinating and it impresses stupid people.

Cheers,

Lost
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Old 2006-03-19, 23:20
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quote:Originally posted by LostCause:

*shrug* That's more or less why I study religion. It's facinating and it impresses stupid people.

Cheers,

Lost
same here. i find it funny how text in a book can make people think "God" is talking to them. that and how the most religious nuts are the people that don't even follow what their religion preaches.
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Old 2006-03-19, 23:43
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quote:Originally posted by Atomical:

Buddhism

There have been several studies that show that over the course of many years Buddhists have been able to change the way their brains function.

We aren't talking about euphoria. This is a much deeper mind body connection and for that reason Buddhism remains the number one religion that can actually inhibit your well being.

htt p://www.wi red.com/wi red/archive/14.02/dalai.html
My personal form of spirituality has granted me the same changes in a matter of two years
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Old 2006-03-21, 06:27
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same here. i find it funny how text in a book can make people think "God" is talking to them. that and how the most religious nuts are the people that don't even follow what their religion preaches.
I don't find it funny, I find it facinating how strongly religion effects people and society.

Yea, I don't find it funny at all. And I think it's great when it effects people in a positive way. What's bad is when it's used as a tool to control people.

Cheers,

Lost
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Old 2006-03-25, 15:52
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You say you want an INTERESTING RELIGION, EH?

Come aboard, http://www.subgenius.com/

[This message has been edited by Inti (edited 03-25-2006).]
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Old 2006-03-25, 16:49
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You really shouldn't seek a religion just for the 'interesting' factor. Find something that spiritually aligns with your mentality and is personally fulfilling. Buddhism is a good option, if you want a spiritual path rather than a religion or in addition to a religion.
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Old 2006-03-25, 20:50
SurahAhriman SurahAhriman is offline
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Be a quaker. Theres like 3 of them.
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Old 2006-03-25, 20:55
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I would explain to you that you should believe in yourself, your intellect, and trust your heart, but you clearly are not one of the ones who needs religion (opiate of the people). If you want a cool religion to tell about, make up your own. Claim historical events, ignore science, create morally-irrelevant moral laws, and make up some very cool interesting ritual. They should make that into a product- "Create-o-Religion."
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Old 2006-03-26, 00:47
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quote:Originally posted by Inti:

You say you want an INTERESTING RELIGION, EH?

Come aboard, http://www.subgenius.com/



Amateurs.

Really, the best religion is polytheism. Just find some cool Gods and become a devotee. You can pray to them and make offerings and sacrifices.

I recommend starting a cult of Isis.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isis
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Old 2006-03-26, 01:06
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quote:Originally posted by SurahAhriman:

Be a quaker. Theres like 3 of them.

one of my college professors used to be a quaker. he taught abstract data structures in the computer science department. he also used to be one of the top programmers for sun microsystems. reason why he USED to be a quaker: they threw him out of their society because he wanted to continue his studies and goto college.

he had the beard and everything.
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Old 2006-03-26, 17:31
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quote:Originally posted by LostCause:

I don't find it funny, I find it facinating how strongly religion effects people and society.

Yea, I don't find it funny at all. And I think it's great when it effects people in a positive way. What's bad is when it's used as a tool to control people.

Cheers,

Lost

But when you realize the power you have just by knowing a person's religion, and having the ability to manipulate him through that religion, religion becomes your friend. That's why I don't want religion to go away, religious people are the biggest fucking tools there are, it rocks.
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Old 2006-03-27, 03:00
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What about Confucianism? Or Taoism? Jainism? Hinduism? Shinto? Zoroastrianism?

(spelling?)

Worm
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Old 2006-03-27, 03:09
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Jesus can go fuck himself.
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Old 2006-03-27, 03:21
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quote:Originally posted by Breakthrough:

Jesus can go fuck himself.

I believe catholics teach it's wrong to masturbate.

"If porn made us healthy, we'd all be healthy by now."

Of course, if porn made us unhealthy, wouldn't we all be dead? I've always hated that statement- It effects everyone differently, and it only mentally harms those who feel guilty due to false indoctrinations (like the christian one) or those who get addicted to it in an unhealthy fashion. Of course, false moral generalizations are very typical of catholic morality.
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Old 2006-03-27, 07:37
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quote:Originally posted by crazed_hamster:

But when you realize the power you have just by knowing a person's religion, and having the ability to manipulate him through that religion, religion becomes your friend. That's why I don't want religion to go away, religious people are the biggest fucking tools there are, it rocks.

Only if you're a manipulative asshole who can't find any of way to get people to do what he wants them to do because nobody likes him because he's a manipulative asshole.

The fact that religion is used as a political tool to control people is fucked up an not at all indicative of whatever religion at hand.

Cheers,

Lost
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Old 2006-03-27, 07:57
SurahAhriman SurahAhriman is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Insane Worm:

What about Confucianism? Or Taoism? Jainism? Hinduism? Shinto? Zoroastrianism?

(spelling?)

Worm

You can't be a Zoroastrian. There's about 30,000 of them left, and you have to be born to the religion. They don't accept converts. It's hard to even get a copy of the avestas.
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