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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2006-03-19, 14:24
TheKillerMonkey TheKillerMonkey is offline
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Obviously, the ultimate choice in which religion I follow comes from me, but suggest me one:

I believe there is more than one God, but only one God with supreme rule over the, yet no rule over us, we do what we please and were created to evole.

I believe in reincarnation in the sense that when you die, you become someone being born the momment you die, but you take nothing from your old person, you're completely different.

I think how much you sin (murder for example) all adds up to how good your next life is.

I don't agree with atheism.

Oh, and the Ancient Egyptians were t3h pwn.
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Old 2006-03-19, 14:32
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Taoism?
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Old 2006-03-19, 19:11
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Rael rules... Yesssssssssssss!



http://www.rael.org/
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Old 2006-03-19, 20:30
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http://www.religiousscience.org/
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Old 2006-03-19, 20:57
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quote:Originally posted by TheKillerMonkey:

Obviously, the ultimate choice in which religion I follow comes from me, but suggest me one...
Since you already know what you believe, why bother shopping for a mold to fit into? Why not fabricate your own "custom mold" and tell everyone else to fit into it? Show the world what the "Monk" in "Monkey" is all about, and start your own religion!

As the Founder and Highest of Holys, you get to call the shots... play your cards right, and you might hit the jackpot and end up like that "Bhagwan" dude out in Oregon a few years back- 20 Rolls Royce, a couple of private jets, and a haram of young babes anxiously awaiting your every command.

Maybe start by working on an internet presence... claim the usual great benefits, and tailor your "devine prophesy" to cater to the prejudices and anger... while massaging the egos and professing the inherent elitism... of your "recruitment pool," whoever they are.

Most go for the "99 Cent Store" approach- they need high sales volume (a huge congregation) because individually, they don't have squat for cash for you to "extract". But if you're slick enough (like the "Bhagwan") you largely bypass the need for mass-marketing with a "Mercedes Dealership" approach... for example, he looked for confused young women who were looking at big inheritances.

Despite the economic woes of the Globel Economy, for the independant thinker, there's opportunity in the Spirituality Business!
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Old 2006-03-19, 21:09
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quote:Originally posted by TheKillerMonkey:

I believe there is more than one God, but only one God with supreme rule over the, yet no rule over us, we do what we please and were created to evole.

I believe in reincarnation in the sense that when you die, you become someone being born the momment you die, but you take nothing from your old person, you're completely different.

I think how much you sin (murder for example) all adds up to how good your next life is.

I don't agree with atheism.

Oh, and the Ancient Egyptians were t3h pwn.
Is there a reason that you can't just believe this? Do you need to add a bunch of extra beliefs that you don't actually believe?

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Old 2006-03-19, 21:20
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Rael rules... Yesssssssssssss!



http://www.rael.org/


Cooler the Christianity atleast. And more probable anyways...
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Old 2006-03-19, 21:59
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yea, like every sentence in the thread starters post contradicts the previous one.

so yea, make your own religion, it would probably go over pretty well.

[This message has been edited by goldenchurchhill (edited 03-19-2006).]
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