|
|
 |
|
|
|
register |
bbs |
search |
rss |
faq |
about
|
|
|
meet up |
add to del.icio.us |
digg it
|
|
|
| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
|
#1
 2006-03-02, 08:09 |
Kwinniebogan 
Regular
|
|
|
|
 My clear-time joke.
Muslim: PRAY TO ALLAH
Hebrew: I HAVE A GOD
Muslim: O RLY?
Hebrew: YAH RLY
Muslim: NO WAI
Hebrew: YAHWEH!
Yeah, I invented it the other week, but thought someone else might have already done it so the last week I have been making sure the coast was clear.
YES IT IS RELIGION RELATED.
|
# 2
2006-03-02, 08:15
|
|
|
AHAHAHAHAHAA
that is great
|
# 3
2006-03-02, 08:33
|
|
|
Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Kwinniebogan:
Muslim: PRAY TO ALLAH
Hebrew: I HAVE A GOD
Muslim: O RLY?
Hebrew: YAH RLY
Muslim: NO WAI
Hebrew: YAHWEH!
Muslim: ...
Hebrew: ?
Muslim: ALLAHU AKBAR!
Hebrew: Oh shit!
Muslim: *BOOM*
|
Thought I'd improv a little. 
|
|
#4
2006-03-02, 10:40 |
Kwinniebogan
Regular
|
|
|
|
Re: My clear-time joke.
|
# 5
2006-03-02, 10:59
|
|
|
good joke, shame about all the religion in it.
|
# 6
2006-03-02, 16:19
|
|
|
Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Elephantitis Man:
Quote:
Originally posted by Kwinniebogan:
Muslim: PRAY TO ALLAH
Hebrew: I HAVE A GOD
Muslim: O RLY?
Hebrew: YAH RLY
Muslim: NO WAI
Hebrew: YAHWEH!
Muslim: ...
Hebrew: ?
Muslim: ALLAHU AKBAR!
Hebrew: Oh shit!
Muslim: *BOOM*
|
Thought I'd improv a little.
|
You had to ruin something that was at least mildly amusing with your stupid intolerant, snidey, anti-islam, "kill the durkha-durkha terrorists!!" comment, didn't you?
|
# 7
2006-03-02, 16:45
|
|
|
I laughed at the second edition.
|
# 8
2006-03-03, 09:54
|
|
|
lol
|
# 9
2006-03-03, 10:10
|
|
|
Quote:
quote:Originally posted by jb_mcbean:
You had to ruin something that was at least mildly amusing with your stupid intolerant, snidey, anti-islam, "kill the durkha-durkha terrorists!!" comment, didn't you?
|
All I did was make the joke more realistic.
C'mon. If some middle-eastern man approached you and screamed, "PRAY TO ALLAH", just out of nowhere...what would be the safest response?
|
# 10
2006-03-03, 12:17
|
|
|
Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Elephantitis Man:
Quote:
Originally posted by Kwinniebogan:
Muslim: PRAY TO ALLAH
Hebrew: I HAVE A GOD
Muslim: O RLY?
Hebrew: YAH RLY
Muslim: NO WAI
Hebrew: YAHWEH!
Muslim: ...
Hebrew: ?
Muslim: ALLAHU AKBAR!
Hebrew: Oh shit!
Muslim: *BOOM*
|
Thought I'd improv a little.
|
Haha, nice. Allah Snackbar!
|
# 11
2006-03-03, 12:23
|
|
Regular
|
|
My mommas uterus.
|
|
Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Elephantitis Man:
If some middle-eastern man approached you and screamed, "PRAY TO ALLAH", just out of nowhere...what would be the safest response?
|
A gun blast to the face, followed by disemboweling his whole family, German style.
|
# 12
2006-03-05, 19:30
|
|
Regular
|
|
Staten IslandNew York U.S.A.
|
|
|
# 13
2006-03-05, 19:45
|
|
|
Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Elephantitis Man:
Quote:
Originally posted by Kwinniebogan:
Muslim: PRAY TO ALLAH
Hebrew: I HAVE A GOD
Muslim: O RLY?
Hebrew: YAH RLY
Muslim: NO WAI
Hebrew: YAHWEH!
Muslim: ...
Hebrew: ?
Muslim: ALLAHU AKBAR!
Hebrew: Oh shit!
Muslim: *BOOM*
|
Thought I'd improv a little.
|
Hahaha!
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
|
|
|
To the best of our knowledge, the text on this page may be freely reproduced and distributed.
totse.com certificate signatures
|
|
|
About | Community | Bad Ideas | Drugs | Ego | Erotica | Fringe | Society | Technology
|
|
|
|
|
|
![]()
![]()
|
Switch to Linear Mode
Switch to Hybrid Mode
Threaded Mode