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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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  #1   Add Elephantitis Man to your ignore list  
Old 2006-02-23, 17:57
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quote:Christian mobs, seeking revenge for the killings of Christians in the north, attacked Muslims with cutlasses, destroyed their houses and torched mosques in two days of violence in Onitsha, where at least 85 people have died.
Funny shit.

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Old 2006-02-23, 18:34
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Hilarious. I'm sure there won't

be any kind of retaliation either.
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Old 2006-02-23, 18:38
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I'm sure it's no worse than what the Muslims have done to the Christians. Africans are fucked up be default, they're Africans.
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Old 2006-02-23, 18:45
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It's funny because "true Christians" will start replying that people who burned all that shit down aren't TRUE Christians... Oh the irony.
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Old 2006-02-23, 19:00
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quote:Originally posted by ohhi:

It's funny because "true Christians" will start replying that people who burned all that shit down aren't TRUE Christians... Oh the irony.
Well, if I claimed to be black man, but all the evidence showed that I was an Asian woman, would that some how seal the deal on me being a black man?

The proof is in the pudding...

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Old 2006-02-23, 19:22
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quote:Originally posted by hyroglyphx:

Well, if I claimed to be black man, but all the evidence showed that I was an Asian woman, would that some how seal the deal on me being a black man?

The proof is in the pudding...



So why call would they call themselves Christians? If they know(?) that it's wrong.

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Old 2006-02-24, 01:37
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Actions are a reflection of the heart.

These people were completely wrong, and I seriously question their Christianity if they can murder other people.

How hard is it to understand, "Thou shalt not kill ?"

They will be judged. That is my only comfort.
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Old 2006-02-24, 01:50
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"If a man rises up to kill you, kill him first."

Old Testament R0x0rz.
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Old 2006-02-24, 01:50
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quote:Originally posted by Digital_Savior:

Actions are a reflection of the heart.

These people were completely wrong, and I seriously question their Christianity if they can murder other people.

How hard is it to understand, "Thou shalt not kill ?"

They will be judged. That is my only comfort.
A rich man has as good a chance of getting into heaven as a camel has passing through the eye of a needle.
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Old 2006-02-24, 02:12
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quote:Originally posted by The_Rabbi:

"If a man rises up to kill you, kill him first."

Old Testament R0x0rz.
First of all, that's old testament law. Christians, particularly gentiles, do not follow Jewish law.

Second, killing a man who is trying to kill you is entirely different than hunting people down and murdering them.

One is self-defense, and the other murder.
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Old 2006-02-24, 02:13
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quote:Originally posted by niggersexual:

A rich man has as good a chance of getting into heaven as a camel has passing through the eye of a needle.

WTF ?

How is that relevant to my post ?
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Old 2006-02-24, 02:28
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quote:Originally posted by Digital_Savior:

WTF ?

How is that relevant to my post ?

Maybe they thought this was the "post your favorite bible quote" thread.
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Old 2006-02-24, 07:34
The_Rabbi The_Rabbi is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Digital_Savior:

Christians, particularly gentiles, do not follow Jewish law.

How come so many Christians uphold some parts of Jewish law(i.e., the restrictions on marking one's body in Lev.) and ignore others(i.e., the prohibition against pork?)

It's one of life's great ironies that Christians celebrate the birth of a Jewish Rabbi by feasting on a ham, no?

P.S.: I agree with your point. I just like bringing up that "kill him first" quote whenever I can, because it's something that should be remembered.
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Old 2006-02-25, 02:51
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Yet most of you will call them real Muslims when they strap on a few bombs and blow the shit out of a market.
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Old 2006-02-25, 05:00
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quote:Originally posted by Elephantitis Man:

Christian mobs, seeking revenge for the killings of Christians in the north, attacked Muslims with cutlasses, destroyed their houses and torched mosques in two days of violence in Onitsha, where at least 85 people have died.

Funny shit.

Source (http://tinyurl.com/fcv6x)

more proof that religion, especially evangelical ones, are ruining the world more than helping it.
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Old 2006-02-25, 18:28
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The only way they can be deemed un-Christian through their actions is through either a Catholic, Orthodox, Anglican or Presbyterian frame of mind. All of the other (noncult-like) branches emphasize salvation by faith alone. Anyone who said they are not "true Christians" in this thread is, by their very own definition of what can disqualify one as a "true Christian," not "true Christians," for you have judged them when there is only one judge in Christianity. Is fair to say they are bad Christians.

And we all know that this was posted simply to prove that Christians can be jsut as destructive as Muslims. Because some Muslims misinterpret the Hadith, that means it is ok for some Christians to misinterpret Leviticus and Psalms? It does not matter what Muslims have done. It does not amtter what CHristians have done. Slaughter is wrong in both religions. This is the cause of unjust minds taking justice into their own hands.
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Old 2006-02-26, 08:05
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actually from what i remember from christianity the only two important laws were "love man, love god" that is the most important law of christianity. If you believe jesus died for you sins and you follow that rule then i think you are a christian.
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Old 2006-02-27, 02:18
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quote:Originally posted by Elephantitis Man:

Christian mobs, seeking revenge for the killings of Christians in the north, attacked Muslims with cutlasses, destroyed their houses and torched mosques in two days of violence in Onitsha, where at least 85 people have died.

Funny shit.

Source (http://tinyurl.com/fcv6x)

HAHAHAHAHAHA STUPID FUCKIN MUSLIMS THEY DESERVED TO DIE HOPE TEHM SAND DIGGERS GO TO HELL
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Old 2006-02-27, 04:22
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^spoken like a true christian^

eye for an eye tooth for a tooth, it's the christian way.
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Old 2006-02-27, 04:22
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Im an athiest, TO THE EXTREME, but what you posted there is sort of one sided.

In Nigeria Muslims started killing Christians with machetes and shotguns last week. I think like 46 people were killed.
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Old 2006-02-27, 08:59
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quote:The only way they can be deemed un-Christian through their actions is through either a frame of mind. All of the other (noncult-like) branches emphasize salvation by faith alone.

and what makes you think

quote:Catholic, Orthodox, Anglican or Presbyterian

Don't beleive in salvation by faith alone?
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Old 2006-02-27, 09:02
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quote:^spoken like a true christian^

eye for an eye tooth for a tooth, it's the christian way.

Actually Jesus specifically quoted this verse to say that instead of this way, you are to turn the other cheek. However, in the old testament, the 'eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth' principle was talking about people within God's nation. So Jesus was basically saying instead of having an eye for an eye when it comes to conflict in the church, you should turn the other cheek.
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Old 2006-02-27, 12:05
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quote:Originally posted by shuu:

Don't beleive in salvation by faith alone?

Well, the Seven Sacraments, mostly.
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Old 2006-02-27, 13:09
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quote:Originally posted by The_Rabbi:

How come so many Christians uphold some parts of Jewish law(i.e., the restrictions on marking one's body in Lev.) and ignore others(i.e., the prohibition against pork?)



Most religions including Islam suffer from this sudden short-sightedness. Its now more like a cutting and pasting of what you think should be in the book...
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Old 2006-02-27, 20:05
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quote:Originally posted by TerminatorVinitiatoR:

^spoken like a true christian^

eye for an eye tooth for a tooth, it's the christian way.

Actually that's about the opposite of the christ's model of Christianity, turn the other cheek and all. I'm not Christian, but damn that's a dumb thing to say.
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Old 2006-02-27, 22:21
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quote:Originally posted by TerminatorVinitiatoR:

eye for an eye tooth for a tooth, it's the christian way.

Fuck with me, I'll fuck with you. It's the human way.
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Old 2006-02-27, 23:21
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quote:Originally posted by McLaren:

Yet most of you will call them real Muslims when they strap on a few bombs and blow the shit out of a market.

Amen.
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Old 2006-02-28, 22:20
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quote:Originally posted by Digital_Savior:

First of all, that's old testament law. Christians, particularly gentiles, do not follow Jewish law.

Second, killing a man who is trying to kill you is entirely different than hunting people down and murdering them.

One is self-defense, and the other murder.

But they already killed christians, so what's to stop the muslims for killing more christians, e.g. you. One could interpret the verse so as if the man has already "risen up to kill you."
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Old 2006-03-01, 23:55
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that just shows that religion is just a PR tool people use to further their social survival, and when threatened enough they will snap, and return to nasty, selfish human nature..

or maybe they were were just stupid fucks, like lots of religious people...
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