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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2006-02-15, 05:05
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No one has the balls to react any different than they're told.

luciferianism is a belief close to Gnosticism

luciferianism is the belief that lucifer is totally good



luciferianism is obvious to any that will consider what follows

luciferianism is often misrepresented in the public view and often mistaken for satanism even though true luciferians will tell you lucifer is separate from satan

luciferianism is 360 degrees

luciferianism is about enlightenment



LUCIFER is a Latin name which means "Light-Bringer." It is also the name of Venus, the Morning and Evening Star



lucifer is real but i do not believe he is what you think



lucifer is refered as being satan by christians being the fallen archangel



lucifer is the good guy

lucifer is very beautifu



lucifer is real cool

lucifer is found in only one place in the bible

lucifer is not a red horned demon with a pointy tail

lucifer is the one who assists man to acquire divine knowledge

lucifer is very important in true magickal perspectives

lucifer as the god of masonry resides elsewhere in the writings of the invisible fraternity

Lucifer is the alien who started it all.

Lucifer is the true father of the human race.

Lucifer has returned to take a remnant of his family out of harms way as the armies of the world blindly prepare for the nuclear destruction of their planet and themselves.

this may not be the first time that Lucifer has returned to save mankind after humans brought themselves to the brink of mass annihilation

"This 'alien' being is responsible for the genetic manipulation of early primates thus the fall of man from the earth garden called Eden.

http://ummo.cc/

http://www.voiceoflucifer.net/
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Old 2006-02-15, 06:10
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Lucifer is Satan, simple as that. Two names for the same person.

Who coughed up that load of BS?
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Old 2006-02-15, 06:12
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Lucifer is having an affair with Suddam Hussein.
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Old 2006-02-15, 06:35
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by chubbyman25:

Lucifer is Satan, simple as that. Two names for the same person.

Who coughed up that load of BS?
Probably the same people that told ya that christianity, islam and juaism were all "peace loving" people.

*laughs his ass off as sheeple go to the salughter after blowing jesus for peace*
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Old 2006-02-15, 06:37
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Quebb:

Lucifer is having an affair with Suddam Hussein.
<BUMP>
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Old 2006-02-15, 17:13
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by chubbyman25:

Lucifer is Satan, simple as that. Two names for the same person.

Who coughed up that load of BS?
WRONG!! Simpe as that.....

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Old 2006-02-15, 17:50
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That post really reminded me of realultimatepower...

lucifer is a mammal.

lucifer fights all the time.

the purpose of lucifer is to flip out and kill people.
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Old 2006-02-15, 22:42
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Lucifer this.

Lucifer that.

Lucifer blah blah blah.

Lucifer doesn't exist.
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Old 2006-02-16, 00:36
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quote:Originally posted by crazed_hamster:

Lucifer this.

Lucifer that.

Lucifer blah blah blah.

Lucifer doesn't exist.
No one has the balls to react any different than they're told.
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Old 2006-02-16, 05:43
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where is lucifer?

he don't exist you fucking retard.
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Old 2006-02-16, 05:49
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quote:Originally posted by TerminatorVinitiatoR:

where is lucifer?

he don't exist you fucking retard.

That's exactly what he wants you to think.
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Old 2006-02-16, 06:20
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quote:Originally posted by the passenger:

No one has the balls to react any different than they're told.

That was sassy.

You know, because none of us formulated our own opinions. We follow the norm completely.

All that stuff about lucifer would be nice if he existed. Giving me that crap about that's what he wants you to think, even if you were sarcastic, chubbyman, is cliched.

If I live a life where I don't see the works of lucifer, why would I care? I lead a happy life, so the works of some supernatural thing that I don't see and I don't know what it's doing kind of cancel eachother out.
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Old 2006-02-16, 13:47
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Anyone read the bottom parts?

It's pretty much advocating the destruction of the human race ,It say's that the earth is our soul ,and should the earth die so does our soul. This is all well and good ,but it then points out that humans are killing the planet through over population. That either the Mother will kill humans or we will kill ourselves (that's pretty obvious). What worries me is that humans are referred to as a herd (Again ,this is a given ...) but the parrellel is drawn between us and cows and how over population can kill cowws ,and so we kill them .... It all but says we should begin clling humans .....



Here this, This is the death of tommorow ,If this Cult (Yes CULT) grows big enough ... then well ,to quote myself, We're all really fucked ....
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Old 2006-02-16, 18:35
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I'm not saying that I agree or disagree with your beliefs, but what proof do you have to support it?
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Old 2006-02-16, 18:53
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lucifer>jesus
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Old 2006-02-16, 21:59
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Jesus<Jesus Christ Vampire Slayer
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Old 2006-02-17, 12:23
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quote:Originally posted by Florida Snow:

Jesus<Jesus Christ Vampire Slayer

You sweet ass muthafucker ....
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Old 2006-02-17, 13:00
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quote:Originally posted by TerminatorVinitiatoR:

where is lucifer?

he don't exist you fucking retard.

Here he is!

http://www.digimonera.jkaizer.net/images/seraphimon.PNG
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Old 2006-02-17, 17:15
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so lucifer is a digimon?
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Old 2006-02-17, 22:36
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quote:Originally posted by TerminatorVinitiatoR:

so lucifer is a digimon?

Basically

Before anime, the Japanese used Gods and payed Jesus to spread their games.
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Old 2006-02-18, 01:44
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quote:Originally posted by JesuitArtiste:

Anyone read the bottom parts?

It's pretty much advocating the destruction of the human race ,It say's that the earth is our soul ,and should the earth die so does our soul. This is all well and good ,but it then points out that humans are killing the planet through over population. That either the Mother will kill humans or we will kill ourselves (that's pretty obvious). What worries me is that humans are referred to as a herd (Again ,this is a given ...) but the parrellel is drawn between us and cows and how over population can kill cowws ,and so we kill them .... It all but says we should begin clling humans .....



Here this, This is the death of tommorow ,If this Cult (Yes CULT) grows big enough ... then well ,to quote myself, We're all really fucked ....



Wrong!!!

Basically it's saying that following the current path of the big 3 religions from the middle east, humanity is on the fast track down the crapper.

You worry that this refers to the general populace as the herd, but what about people that "let the lord be their shepherd"? what is this basically saying?

Look at yer pedophile priests!

Look at yer jihadist suicide bombers!

Look at the landgrab that is the state of Israel!

Look at a catholic church that refuses to allow it's members to use condoms or birth control!

Look at the amount of serial killers who claim to be "born again" christians.

How about yer fearless doctor killers that murder doctors whom perform abortions, because they "kill"?

How about yer "crusaders" that joined the US militarty because they thought it was the "christian" thing to do after 911.

Or the christian missionaries that murdered millions over the past 2000 years.

Jesus wasn't so bad, but what people do in his name is atrocious.

Luciferianism calls for you to wake the fuck up and pen your spiritual eye and quit feeding junk food to yer brain.

Is this possible?

Know Thyself!
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Old 2006-02-18, 01:47
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quote:Originally posted by AnAsTaSiO:

I'm not saying that I agree or disagree with your beliefs, but what proof do you have to support it?

What proof is there to support anything religious? A virgin birth? A burning bush? Messages delivered by the archangel of the 2 preceding religions? (nigga please!) It's obvious to see that the folk who buy into this are lemmings rushing to the sea. Accepting themselves as cattle, because they aren't willing to take responsibility for their own actions.

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Old 2006-02-19, 20:56
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So to paraphrase what you've just said :

"My reasons for believing these things are the same as organised religion's reasons and are therefore justified, but you should believe what I do because organised religion is clearly wrong"

Who needs logic or clear thought when you've got a trendy religious orientation.
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Old 2006-02-20, 03:55
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quote:Originally posted by Fallen Seraph:

So to paraphrase what you've just said :

"My reasons for believing these things are the same as organised religion's reasons and are therefore justified, but you should believe what I do because organised religion is clearly wrong"

Who needs logic or clear thought when you've got a trendy religious orientation.

I don't really think it's trendy, unless you just joined! Also, I don't actually see Lucifer as an object to be worshipped so much as an entity to be contacted.
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Old 2006-02-20, 18:03
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has anyone here seen the southpark episode where cartman thinks he has psychic powers and is trying to stop a cereal killer?

well, you know that scene where the 'real' psychic detectives tell him "you must pay the 25 dollar fee AND give us ten percent of your earnings!" ?

you know how he laughed and started slapping his knee?

thats what I did when i read this.
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