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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
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#1
 2006-02-12, 18:12
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Osiris89 
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What if...
God in a lightball came to your room and asked you to place a jihad on your government? Would you obey this light and kill all your political leaders, or visit the mental hospital?
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#2
 2006-02-12, 18:49
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Sgt. Lag 
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Re: What if...
I'd say you don't exist, then start swatting at it with a bat. If that doesn't work, then I'd throw my cat at it.
Then I'd say that our political leaders are doing a wonderful job and should not be questioned.
Since teh global intarwebz sarcas-o-meter isn't very good, that last paragraph was sarcastic.
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#3
 2006-02-12, 21:53
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Behind the boat house
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Re: What if...
I assume that if god talked to me I'd know it was god. But, most likely I'd go spend some time somewhere where they give me pills in a paper cup three times a day.
Cheers,
Lost
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#4
 2006-02-14, 16:37
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leumas 
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Re: What if...
If its really God, you will know. If you don't, it must either be a figment of your imagination or just a shitty god-like thing which you can probably safely ignore.
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#5
 2006-02-14, 23:27
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Osiris89 
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Re: What if...
quote:Originally posted by leumas:
If its really God, you will know. If you don't, it must either be a figment of your imagination or just a shitty god-like thing which you can probably safely ignore.
But what if you can't tell the difference between "god and imagination"? Like some assholes do in religious circles.
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