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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2006-02-08, 03:45
Nihilist Nihilist is offline
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Default Quote from a rabbi about Christ

"One of the finest things ever done by the mob was the Crucifixion of Christ. Intellectually it was a splendid gesture. But trust the mob to bungle the job. If I'd had charge of executing Christ, I'd have handled it differently. You see, what I'd have done was had him shipped to Rome and fed him to the lions. They could never have made a savior out of mincement!" (Rabbi Ben Hecht)
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Old 2006-02-08, 05:22
READKNOWDO READKNOWDO is offline
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+1

fake quote : (
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Old 2006-02-08, 16:19
fuckwar89 fuckwar89 is offline
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i thought nihilists were supposed to be smart
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Old 2006-02-08, 20:27
Nihilist Nihilist is offline
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bump so more ppl can see what jews think about christ.

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Old 2006-02-08, 21:15
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Yes, because this one dubious quote with no source, proves anything...

...or it doesn't and your a racist bitch. Yea, that's the one.

Why don't you run of to s&e and pretend like you get layed.
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Old 2006-02-08, 21:20
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quote:Originally posted by fuckwar89:

i thought nihilists were supposed to be smart

Nah, they're just emo quitters by definition.
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Old 2006-02-08, 22:10
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quote:Originally posted by Nihilist:

"They could never have made a savior out of mincement!"

Doesn't anyone else agree with me that this is... PWN4GE!!!
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Old 2006-02-08, 23:14
Nihilist Nihilist is offline
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quote:Originally posted by great_sage=heaven:

Yes, because this one dubious quote with no source, proves anything...

...or it doesn't and your a racist bitch. Yea, that's the one.

Why don't you run of to s&e and pretend like you get layed.



what an intolerant bitch.
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Old 2006-02-10, 01:07
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Allright mr. tolerance, why don't you show us a source for that quote?
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Old 2006-02-10, 07:20
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oh here I'll say what you want me too .....ahem.......OH GEE REALY ! thats a real cool thing you did expanding my mind like that , now you see I hate the jews , they're a terrible race I see now ! Thank you for showing me the light Nihilist!
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Old 2006-02-10, 07:21
eprime eprime is offline
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quote:Originally posted by great_sage=heaven:

Nah, they're just emo quitters by definition.



actually I dont mind nihilists , I have respect for them but I'd hate to be one. Or maybe I am , that would suck , wow maybe I've become an accidental nihilist. Fuck I hope not.
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Old 2006-02-10, 18:35
Elephantitis Man Elephantitis Man is offline
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Jesus could walk on water, cast demons into pigs, and raise people from the dead. I doubt lions would cause Him much trouble.
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Old 2006-02-11, 11:44
SurahAhriman SurahAhriman is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Elephantitis Man:

Jesus could walk on water, cast demons into pigs, and raise people from the dead. I doubt lions would cause Him much trouble.

Well, theoretically three nails and to chunks of wood shouldn't be much of a deal anyway. What they should have done was give him a fair trial, and convict him for disturbing the peace or something. Made him look like a wierdo mystic who spent too much time in the sun.
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Old 2006-02-11, 12:10
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"Yeah jesus was a funky dude, never really got to know him that well but great guy to be around. Me and him was chillin with some arabian kings duagthers and man he had all the moves. Anywayz we end up getting messed up on opium and wine and the two girls brought us up to their castle n' shit and we ate roast boar and we threw up in the puke - orium n' we roads' them bitchs and they loved it motha fucka, yah you knowz it. Jesus all there getin up inside them n' shit, fucking king man, amen to that shit, uuggh - hugh!"



Peter,



off the record!

[This message has been edited by Lou Reed (edited 02-11-2006).]
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Old 2006-02-11, 14:38
leumas leumas is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Nihilist:

They could never have made a savior out of mincement!" (Rabbi Ben Hecht)

They could...trust the christians to make a savior out of anything
 
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