Warning: to all those who were forced by their parents to become a religious follower when they were kids.

You might want to sue your parents for being such assholes by forcing you to go to religious reunions when you were under legal age of consent.

Are you aware that forcing you to join any kind of religious sect while you are under legal age of consent, your parents and the priest committed federal crime?

If you don't wanna sue them you can always gun them all down in the old texas way.

quote:Originally posted by Emc3:

Warning: to all those who were forced by their parents to become a religious follower when they were kids.

You might want to sue your parents for being such assholes by forcing you to go to religious reunions when you were under legal age of consent.

Are you aware that forcing you to join any kind of religious sect while you are under legal age of consent, your parents and the priest committed federal crime?

If you don't wanna sue them you can always gun them all down in the old texas way.



Dude, teaching your kids your beliefs is not a violation of establishment clause.

quote:Originally posted by jsaxton14:

Dude, teaching your kids your beliefs is not a violation of establishment clause.

Dude, you must be fucking kidding. Teaching your kinds to believe in Santa Clause as a joke might not be a violation of estabilishment clause.

Forcing your kids under legal age of consent to be involved in god's worshipping cult including body mutilation and rituals that can change your mental lucidity and not allowing to exercise of free will is a fucking crime.

You are an asshole. Really. I mean are you allowed to post on a forum but you're brain damaged, or you are another underaged lttle kid asshole who's trying to talk with adults?



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quote:Originally posted by Emc3:

Dude, you must be fucking kidding. Teaching your kinds to believe in Santa Clause as a joke might not be a violation of estabilishment clause.

Forcing your kids under legal age of consent to be involved in god's worshipping cult including body mutilation and rituals that can change your mental lucidity and not allowing to exercise of free will is a fucking crime.

You are an asshole. Really. I mean are you allowed to post on a forum but you're brain damaged, or you are another underaged lttle kid asshole who's trying to talk with adults?



Thank you for insulting my intellect. Despite the fact that I'm a brain damaged kid, I still realize you're full of shit.

quote:Originally posted by Emc3:

Are you aware that forcing you to join any kind of religious sect while you are under legal age of consent, your parents and the priest committed federal crime?

This is bullshit. You made the claim, now the burden of proof is upon you. Show me some legal precedent.

Don't worry - he does it all the time. If you prove him wrong, he'll just call you names. So it would appear you are in the right, jsaxton.

quote:Originally posted by Beholder:

Don't worry - he does it all the time. If you prove him wrong, he'll just call you names. So it would appear you are in the right, jsaxton.

how about shut up cuntface this is the best thread politics has seen in awhile

quote:Originally posted by NiggersWithAttitude:

how about shut up cuntface this is the best thread politics has seen in awhile

Politics? This is the religion forum.

quote:Originally posted by Emc3:

Dude, you must be fucking kidding. Teaching your kinds to believe in Santa Clause as a joke might not be a violation of estabilishment clause.

Forcing your kids under legal age of consent to be involved in god's worshipping cult including body mutilation and rituals that can change your mental lucidity and not allowing to exercise of free will is a fucking crime.

You are an asshole. Really. I mean are you allowed to post on a forum but you're brain damaged, or you are another underaged lttle kid asshole who's trying to talk with adults?



so what will u teach ur kids?or will u ban peter pan and harry potter on the basis that they are fantasy?

quote:Originally posted by Clarphimous:

Politics? This is the religion forum.

no wonder i couldnt find this thread again. in that case its certainly the best thread this forum has ever had

quote:Originally posted by thedevilsrighthandman:

so what will u teach ur kids?or will u ban peter pan and harry potter on the basis that they are fantasy?

Look, do you realise that if you are not a kid you must be a retarded person? i mean I really hope you are a kid. Otherwise you're sorry.

quote:Originally posted by NiggersWithAttitude:

no wonder i couldnt find this thread again. in that case its certainly the best thread this forum has ever had

You bet it is. I think there were nothing like that ever shown in the media. Simply becouse the religious bosses would be afraid if people were free to undertsand what it clearly says. I think I should send it to the senate and see if at least one of them is free to discuss about it.

quote:Originally posted by Emc3:

Look, do you realise that if you are not a kid you must be a retarded person? i mean I really hope you are a kid. Otherwise you're sorry.

FOR THE RECORD!!!!!

MY MOTHER IS USN MY ACCOUNT ATM, ITS AGAINST THE RULES I KNOW BUT ITS JUST THIS ONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS NOT ME!!! ITS MY MUM!!!!!!

Oh no, I went to Church when I was younger.

I've been scarred for life.

AHHHHHHHHHHH I feel so dirty, the only way to cleanse myself is to sue my parents!

I cant say that I think much of organized religion, but spending an hour or two in boredom every sunday isnt all that horrible.

I guess some people just like to whine though.

quote:Originally posted by TheLaUghiNgHeretic:

Oh no, I went to Church when I was younger.

I've been scarred for life.

AHHHHHHHHHHH I feel so dirty, the only way to cleanse myself is to sue my parents!

I cant say that I think much of organized religion, but spending an hour or two in boredom every sunday isnt all that horrible.

I guess some people just like to whine though.

Don't worry, i knew you were rised in a redneck christian family. I even know that you mama has a huge asshole and your daddy is a drag qeer queen and likes to fuck your mama in the ass. Now go back to masturbate as usual. Fucking little nerdish freak.

hrmmm I'm a nerdish freak, eh?

I cant say that means much coming from somebody who spends their every waking moment posting half-assed political theories or insulting people over the internet.

In fact knowing that you dont like me makes me quite happy. If someone as pathetic as you had respect for me I would have to seriously re-evaluate my life.

The topic title reminds me of Silent Hill.

For all the retarded shit Emc3 said... He does make a good point. Fuck religion.

He's still retarded though, and banning him is a likely option.

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

He's still retarded though, and banning him is a likely option.

Hey snoopy, I'm curious how did it happened that you ended up being a janitor in Half Baked trash disposal, after a successeful creer of moderating one of the best forums on totse?

quote:Originally posted by Emc3:

Hey snoopy, I'm curious how did it happened that you ended up being a janitor in Half Baked trash disposal, after a successeful creer of moderating one of the best forums on totse?

I told acidmelt to make me mod of Half Baked after I got sick of modding spurious. Any other questions, Sir Gaylord McQueer?

Nope.