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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2006-02-03, 19:17
The Infamous Mobb The Infamous Mobb is offline
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Default why wasnt anybody sitting on the other side of the table?

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Old 2006-02-03, 19:56
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Default Re: why wasnt anybody sitting on the other side of the table?

Because its just a painting, not a photograph.
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Old 2006-02-03, 20:32
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Default Re: why wasnt anybody sitting on the other side of the table?

I heard somewhere that at that time the last supper would not of actually involved tables or chairs at all but dining on the floor.
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Old 2006-02-03, 23:20
crazygoatemonky crazygoatemonky is offline
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Default Re: why wasnt anybody sitting on the other side of the table?

Well, they were in Rome, so at the very least they would be reclining.
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Old 2006-02-03, 23:31
Source Source is offline
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Default Re: why wasnt anybody sitting on the other side of the table?

Why does jesus look like he's having an orgasm?
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Old 2006-02-04, 03:05
256 256 is offline
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Default Re: why wasnt anybody sitting on the other side of the table?

Have you noticed that they do that in almost all tv shows too? If a group are seated at a table, they'll sit round 3 sides of it max. so the camera can see everyone at once.



quote:Well, they were in Rome, so at the very least they would be reclining.

What the hell would they have been doing in Rome? As I recall, Jesus' last days were spent in Jerusalem, and I know I remember he was executed at Golgotha, which is just outside Jerusalem.
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Old 2006-02-04, 06:40
Doey Doey is offline
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Default Re: why wasnt anybody sitting on the other side of the table?

quote:Originally posted by Source:

Why does jesus look like he's having an orgasm?

Mary Magdalene is under the table. I think you can figure out the rest.
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Old 2006-02-04, 06:45
masteroftheobvious masteroftheobvious is offline
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Default Re: why wasnt anybody sitting on the other side of the table?

da vinci lived a 1000 years after chirst, i dont think he would have been aware at the time that they dined on the floor.

there is no one on the our side of the table because whats the point, you wont see their face. he painted it so you could see the last supper, not glance over its shoulder

[This message has been edited by masteroftheobvious (edited 02-04-2006).]
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Old 2006-02-05, 17:56
Tbri001 Tbri001 is offline
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Default Re: why wasnt anybody sitting on the other side of the table?

or maybe they were watching something or someone....

but who, and what were they doing?
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Old 2006-02-06, 08:32
chubbyman25 chubbyman25 is offline
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Default Re: why wasnt anybody sitting on the other side of the table?

This is a totally lame thread..I should think the answer to the original question would be obvious.
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Old 2006-02-06, 18:13
Anarky Anarky is offline
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Default Re: why wasnt anybody sitting on the other side of the table?

Because they were all a bunch of cheap jews who didn't want to pay for another bench.
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Old 2006-02-06, 18:19
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My mommas uterus.
Default Re: why wasnt anybody sitting on the other side of the table?

The other side was cursed.
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Old 2006-02-07, 01:38
Jaimie Jaimie is offline
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Default Re: why wasnt anybody sitting on the other side of the table?

quote:Originally posted by Anarky:

Because they were all a bunch of cheap jews who didn't want to pay for another bench.

That was the best answer so far.
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Old 2006-02-07, 14:29
AsylumSeaker AsylumSeaker is offline
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Default Re: why wasnt anybody sitting on the other side of the table?

Well, here is another version. http://tinyurl.com/dljtl

Of course, this is how it really happened. http://tinyurl.com/9fx78

edit- forgot what forum I was in.

[This message has been edited by AsylumSeaker (edited 02-07-2006).]
 
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