Hello, I'm a GOD, do you have questions you want to be answered by a GOD?

whats the point in heaven and hell

quote:Originally posted by Lou Reed:

whats the point in heaven and hell

There are no such places like heaven and hell, those names were used first to describe living conditions on planet earth, but then someone stupid screwed up the meanings and wrote bullshit about them being different places in the bible.

Can I pee in your mouth?

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

Can I pee in your mouth?

No, you can't do that son. But I know some asshole put his penis in your mouth while you were sleeping.

This forum needs an active moderator...

If i kill a man, and have no guilt over it, is that supernatural?

quote:Originally posted by Raptafairious:

If i kill a man, and have no guilt over it, is that supernatural?

If you kill a man for a good reason, it's natural not feel guilty. Otherwise you're mentally retarded.

quote:Originally posted by Emc3:

If you kill a man for a good reason, it's natural not feel guilty. Otherwise you're mentally retarded.

So what if I kill a man for money, thats a good reason, is that fucked up not to be guilty over?

quote:Originally posted by Raptafairious:

So what if I kill a man for money, thats a good reason, is that fucked up not to be guilty over?

Good reason means that the man who was killed deserved to die becouse he was evil. Asshole nigger.

OK "God" if thats your so called name, lemme ask you this. If a leaf flows down a stream, is there a mathematical reason that ensures how/where/why/when that leaf will flow? Is there a purpose or an aim?

Edit: Spelling

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did o.j do it?

quote:Originally posted by Raptafairious:

OK "God" if thats your so called name, lemme ask you this. If a leaf flows down a stream, is there a mathematical reason that ensures how/where/why/when that leaf will flow? Is there a purpose or an aim?

No.

quote:Originally posted by pants:

did o.j do it?

Yes and no. He did it becouse he was drugged on pourpose by evil people, so what happened is not his foult.

what will i be when im older.

quote:Originally posted by pants:

what will i be when im older.

How much older?

Are totse's mods on vacation or something?

say, four years.

quote:Originally posted by pants:

say, four years.

You will be definitely four years older than now.

quote:Originally posted by Emc3:



No.



Ive lost all hope in life now...Good job Mr. "God"

Can you nuke a burrito so hot that not even you can eat it?

quote:Originally posted by MasterPython:

Can you nuke a burrito so hot that not even you can eat it?

Yes.

*hides meathooks*

Where EXACTLY do you live?

quote:Originally posted by Tyrant:

*hides meathooks*

Where EXACTLY do you live?

Everywhere and nowhere in particular. My place is a private Boing 747 that is constantly flying around the world.

why does douglas adams hate you?

quote:Originally posted by retards_ondrugs:

why does douglas adams hate you?

He never hated me. Actually Douglas Adams was a good friend of mine. A couple of his books were made from my real stories.

How did you come into existence? Do you have a mother? Are you male or female? What colour is your hair? Whats with all the niggers?

quote:Originally posted by Source:

How did you come into existence? Do you have a mother? Are you male or female? What colour is your hair? Whats with all the niggers?

I was born like everybody else. Then I was offered to be a GOD on this planet. I won't tell, a GOD needs to be anonymous. All the niggers are retards.

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If you hate niggers so much why did you create them

quote:Originally posted by midgetbasketball:

If you hate niggers so much why did you create them

I didn't. First of all I have nothing to do with creation. Every body is free to choose choose who he wants to be, it depends on his menatl capacity.

If I worship you, and make numerous human sacrifices in your name, what kind of powers will you grant me?

quote:Originally posted by Emc3:

I didn't. First of all I have nothing to do with creation. Every body is free to choose choose who he wants to be, it depends on his menatl capacity.

so does that mean I can choose to be a God instead of you?

Ok, ok, another question: Why is the coffee can always one spoonfull short for strong shit, when ya brew coffee?

quote:Originally posted by Canti:

If I worship you, and make numerous human sacrifices in your name, what kind of powers will you grant me?

I don't really care if you'll start to worship me.

quote:Originally posted by LockeTM:

so does that mean I can choose to be a God instead of you?

You can't choose by yourself. You can only be choosen by and have to pass GOD's fraternity selection.

quote:Ok, ok, another question: Why is the coffee can always one spoonfull short for strong shit, when ya brew coffee?

I'm sorry I don't drink coffee. I can't help you there.

quote:Originally posted by Emc3:

Hello, I'm a GOD, do you have questions you want to be answered by a GOD?

I'm a God too, how come i havent seen you at any of the meetings, even Hitler makes a point of showing up once and a while

quote:Originally posted by ToastToMisery:

I'm a God too, how come i havent seen you at any of the meetings, even Hitler makes a point of showing up once and a while

You must be from a different frat. We don't talk with dead people.

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To Emc3...

If you create a rock that you cannot lift, can you lift it - supposing you are omnipotent and you can do anything.

quote:Originally posted by Emc3:

I didn't. First of all I have nothing to do with creation. Every body is free to choose choose who he wants to be, it depends on his menatl capacity.

Even so, why do you hate niggers

Also is it possible that i can get invited to be a god?

Holy Crap i just got in.

Woohoo!!!

*Thrusts to a level possibly causing back pain*

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quote:Originally posted by Emc3:

No, you can't do that son. But I know some asshole put his penis in your mouth while you were sleeping.

I wasn't really asking, shitface. For this act of rebellion, I'm going to line up your family and piss in everybody's mouth.

quote:Originally posted by midgetbasketball:

Even so, why do you hate niggers

Becouse of their mental capacity

quote:Also is it possible that i can get invited to be a god?

It only depens on which GOD's fraternity you want to join in. Constuctive or destructive.

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

I wasn't really asking, shitface. For this act of rebellion, I'm going to line up your family and piss in everybody's mouth.

OK, but you need to have an appointement. Let me know when.

What supernatural abilities do you have?

quote:Originally posted by Clarphimous:

What supernatural abilities do you have?

We are not supernatural beings, we are a fraternity that controls half of the world, and members are called GOD's. We are the constructive GOD's becouse we are enlightened. Our enemies are destructive GOD's cos are zchizophrenics, and are our enemies who are currently controlling the other half of the world.

can i borrow about 20 million dollars?

A series:

Are you omnipotent?

if so

Do people have free will?

if so

Then since you're omnipotent and can therefore see into the definate future you already know what everyone is going to do, so if you know what they are going to do then its already decided and they don't actually have free will?

as your omniscience already knows, the above poster is a moron, wouldst thou join me in a pointing and laughing-off?

Can you grant me the power to ban your ass for wasting our time?

quote:Originally posted by pants:

can i borrow about 20 million dollars?

Hypotetically you can do everything that doesn't collide with gravity laws.

quote:Originally posted by Caithness:

A series:

Are you omnipotent?

if so

Do people have free will?

if so

Then since you're omnipotent and can therefore see into the definate future you already know what everyone is going to do, so if you know what they are going to do then its already decided and they don't actually have free will?

Hypotetically yes, I'am. People do not have free will as much as they think. They only have the will to choose between certain options and cannot change them.

It's like a small restaurant, where you can have to choose just between menu number 1, number 2 or number 3.

I'm sure for 99& what everyone is going to do. 1% is unknown becouse of human factor that belongs to exeptional people. I'm not bored just for this 1%.

I cannot predict the future. But I can decide what will can happen in the future. It's like being a movie director. So it's easy to understand what most of people will do after ceratin things happen. Unless I've decided that somebody should die, he is able to make his own choices.

Why did my dad die when I was 5?

I mean, yeah I know the physiological cause.. his lungs were fucked up.. but why was he taken from me and my mother at that point in time?

quote:Originally posted by Ravendust:

Why did my dad die when I was 5?

I mean, yeah I know the physiological cause.. his lungs were fucked up.. but why was he taken from me and my mother at that point in time?

The only reason your father died was becouse of the fucked up lungs, you might find out what caused his lungs deterioration, mybe he was just smoking too much, or maybe he was working / living in an unhealthy envirointement.

God, what does Mandy Moore's vagina look like?

quote:Originally posted by Spungo:

God, what does Mandy Moore's vagina look like?

Size does matter.

Provide a more graphic description, please.

quote:Originally posted by Spungo:

Provide a more graphic description, please.

Here we go: http://images.perfectgonzo.com/gmp/tour/bambi2/big.jpg

Eew.

You suck at trying to be the next john titor.

quote:Originally posted by -Mephisto-:

You suck at trying to be the next john titor.

I didn't get what do I have to share with this John Titor guy. Are you mentally stable?

quote:Originally posted by Emc3:

I didn't get what do I have to share with this John Titor guy. Are you mentally stable?



Are YOU mentally stable?

quote:Originally posted by Experimental:

Are YOU mentally stable?

Yes, I'm. Unfortunately there are other GODs who are not mentally stable, they made happen a lot of bad things. You might guess what I'm talking about.

^^^Yeah they let you out to play...

What is the meaning of life?

quote:Originally posted by Emc3:

Hypotetically you can do everything that doesn't collide with gravity laws.

but will you?

quote:Originally posted by Encrypted Soldier:

What is the meaning of life?

People get born, live and die. You have one life, try not to waste it.

quote:Originally posted by pants:

but will you?

No I won't. I'm enlightened enough to understand what is wrong and what is right in every situation. Plus I'm able to calculate the consequences of any cause - effect situation.

quote:Originally posted by Emc3:

No I won't. I'm enlightened enough to understand what is wrong and what is right in every situation. Plus I'm able to calculate the consequences of any cause - effect situation.

please?

Why is my life so shit?

What do the Neuron and Synaptic areas of your hippocampus have to do with NDE's, along with the calcified DMT glands. If you were to go braindead and were terminated, Would your soul go somewhere? do souls stay bound to earth or are they dimensionally transcendent? which Species of Homo Sapien on this Planet is spiritually dominant?

If you offered a cow to have anal pleasure with you, would you use lube?

^^^ What he said.

only a buttheAD WOULD PEE IN GOD'S MOUTH

U MUST BE A REAL LOOSER quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

Can I pee in your mouth?

GOD IS BLACK U MORON AND

AS FAR AS NIGGARS ALLTHE ONES I MET HAVE BEEN WHITE AND STUPID INBREDS quote:Originally posted by blackrage:

only a buttheAD WOULD PEE IN GOD'S MOUTH

U MUST BE A REAL LOOSER

quote:Originally posted by Emc3:

Hello, I'm a GOD, do you have questions you want to be answered by a GOD?

You piece of shit.

quote:Originally posted by blackrage:

GOD IS BLACK U MORON

Lol thats the funniest thing ive seen all day... and i dont even believe in god thats how funny it is... lol.

I dont think God would ahve mispelled 'hypothetically'.

Twice.