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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2006-01-24, 06:30
z3r0 c001 z3r0 c001 is offline
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I have recently thought about beginning to star t preying and I was wondering for the people who do prey if it worth and how they feel about preying in general.
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Old 2006-01-24, 07:51
MasterPython MasterPython is offline
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It's spelt PRAYING damn it!
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Old 2006-01-24, 10:54
penguinofdoom penguinofdoom is offline
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Well, before you make the choice to start preying you should probably grow some sharp teeth and fangs, or at least buy a gun. I think those who prey usually find that it works quite well for them, though it can be a bit messy and tends to anger the vegetarians. I recommend you talk to a carnivore you know before making any serious commitments. Good luck!
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Old 2006-01-24, 14:51
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Praying,

see, im a chrisitan, and i pray to God.. God-Jesus-Holy Spirit.

yes, it does work...

if its for a good cause that the bible is not against, it will be given to you..

say, if you pray for a gun to shoot someone, then obviously, he wont..

but if you pray for some money to go to college or something like that,

it will.

also, be honest.. he know's what's going on.. and what your going through.. and your feelings. just be honest, and he'll do the rest.
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Old 2006-01-24, 22:57
Osiris89 Osiris89 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by yoda_me07:



Praying,

see, im a chrisitan, and i pray to God.. God-Jesus-Holy Spirit.

yes, it does work...

if its for a good cause that the bible is not against, it will be given to you..

say, if you pray for a gun to shoot someone, then obviously, he wont..

but if you pray for some money to go to college or something like that,

it will.

also, be honest.. he know's what's going on.. and what your going through.. and your feelings. just be honest, and he'll do the rest.

Praying for "God", a rock, or a dog, has absolutely no difference. It is the prayer itself the desired tool.

Other things to pray to, that have supposedly given hope to people:

-Allah

-Brahma

-Quetzacoatl

-Mishra

-Jehova

-Yahweh

-Jesus

-Your Higher Self

Be creative.
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Old 2006-01-24, 23:16
TerminatorVinitiatoR TerminatorVinitiatoR is offline
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just pray to yourself! you are god! if you convince yourself that you are god, it opens up all kinds of spiritual angles like: murder is good and everyone is your enemy.
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Old 2006-01-25, 19:29
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Why would God answer your prayer, if he gave you free will? He obviously wants you to get off your fat lazy ass and learn for yourself.

It's like when your parents sent you to school, they did it so you would learn and understand and be able to stand on your own two feet. They could have just decided to let you stay at home where you'd learn nothing.

It's the same right now, if God did exsist, then he would't just let you lie around while he granting your prayers, he'd let you sink or swim on your own.

[This message has been edited by Source (edited 01-25-2006).]
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Old 2006-01-25, 21:16
Osiris89 Osiris89 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by TerminatorVinitiatoR:

just pray to yourself! you are god! if you convince yourself that you are god, it opens up all kinds of spiritual angles like: murder is good and everyone is your enemy.

Agreed!
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Old 2006-01-26, 00:21
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If someone else prays for you, and you don't believe in God... Does it still work?

One of my classmates says she prays for me regularly...
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Old 2006-01-26, 01:45
TerminatorVinitiatoR TerminatorVinitiatoR is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Axiom:

If someone else prays for you, and you don't believe in God... Does it still work?

One of my classmates says she prays for me regularly...

just beat the fuck out of her. with a pick handle, to illustrate the difference betwean: 1. fake prayers. and 2. real pick handles. then take photos of the result and post them here.
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Old 2006-01-26, 04:10
Osiris89 Osiris89 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Axiom:

If someone else prays for you, and you don't believe in God... Does it still work?

One of my classmates says she prays for me regularly...

How old are you? 12? Don't you know prayer = imagination = dreaming = bullshit?
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Old 2006-01-26, 04:26
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quote:Originally posted by Osiris89:

How old are you? 12? Don't you know prayer = imagination = dreaming = bullshit?

your logic is impeccable... I'm 22...
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Old 2006-01-26, 04:57
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it does..

i remember my aunty's son, ( my cousin) was very sick, and he got prayed for, and that was basically a testimony.

my aunty is now a devoted christian.
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Old 2006-01-27, 13:50
Osiris89 Osiris89 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Axiom:

your logic is impeccable... I'm 22...

Lol... I got served.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/teapot
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Old 2006-01-28, 01:39
Perspicacious Perspicacious is offline
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I don't know too much about hunting, but if you're interested in "praying" I can tell you a few things. The only benefit that you could derive from it will come from yourself. In my opinion it is detrimental. You do not want to become dependant on an imaginary being to solve your problems. If a you pray for something and it happens you will think you have proof of God and if you pray for something and it does not happen you may shrug it off and think that “it wasn’t part of God’s plan”.

[This message has been edited by Perspicacious (edited 01-28-2006).]
 
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