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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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 #1 
Old 2005-11-24, 19:42
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Default Has God spoken to you?

So we all have heard someone claim that God spoke to them.

Have you? Did you really hear him? Or was it just something you interpreted to think was him trying to say something to you?

And if you did, what did he say? And how did you get him to talk to you?
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Old 2005-11-24, 22:17
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First of all, it should be said that God speaks to everyone--most folks simply do not pay attention.

Ways that God can speak include the following: unusual behavior of clouds or animals; songs you hear, when the words just sort of jump out at you; found objects; dreams; angels of various sorts.
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Old 2005-11-24, 22:25
Paradise Lost Paradise Lost is offline
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^Also known as: coincidence.
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Old 2005-11-24, 22:36
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I half agree with AM. This could just be your subconscious mind picking up on relevant things.
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Old 2005-11-24, 23:11
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I think so. But, then again, I'm skitzophrenia.

Cheers,

Lost
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Old 2005-11-24, 23:18
Lou Reed Lou Reed is offline
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Your skitzophrenia?

God talks to me all the time
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Old 2005-11-24, 23:40
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Yeah he went "Wassup you namsayin?"

And I went "Yeah just chilling, having a beer and whatnot"

And he went "Right on"
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Old 2005-11-25, 00:47
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I was once asked a specific question about my desire to become a merchant seaman. "No" spoke to my mind and supplanted my own response. I believed I was being told what not to do and in spite of my efforts I never fulfilled that objective. There's much more but you don't have the time. Or I don't.
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Old 2005-11-25, 00:49
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The reason I ask is, where I live there are lot of zealous christians where I live who stand outside in the streets with megaphones and pamphlets, trying to tell everyone to accept Jesus as their savior or they are going to hell.

Some claim God has spoken to them. Everytime I hear that, I think they are just crazy. And that its only a handful of these christians that are nuts.

I am just glad I didn't get responses of lots of people who truly believe that God talks to them. Those people must be crazy then.
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Old 2005-11-25, 03:42
midgetbasketball midgetbasketball is offline
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god does not talk to anyone only through angels he is to busy
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Old 2005-11-25, 10:15
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my god is a bunny. He comes to me in my hours of darkness. Go suck a fuck you god foresaken hairy bastard.
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Old 2005-11-25, 12:04
Fai1safe Fai1safe is offline
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Dude dont rip-off Donnie Darko thats a awsome movie your wrecking... idiot...
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Old 2005-11-25, 12:36
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If you hear voices in your head, you are crazy. It doesn't matter whether they come from Jesus Christ or Bugs Bunny.
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Old 2005-11-25, 12:51
crazed_hamster crazed_hamster is offline
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My God is beauty, everytime I see something beautiful, that's my God speaking.
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Old 2005-11-25, 13:06
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I swear to god, crazed_hamster is on to it. Its sounds like bull shit but its not. 'The Temple' _god's temple_the highest presance_highest order of existance - true love(once again_sounds emo-but is TRUE [while occassionally blind);



you may enter God's thought/s'...
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Old 2005-11-25, 23:37
crazed_hamster crazed_hamster is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Lou Reed:

I swear to god, crazed_hamster is on to it. Its sounds like bull shit but its not. 'The Temple' _god's temple_the highest presance_highest order of existance - true love(once again_sounds emo-but is TRUE [while occassionally blind);



you may enter God's thought/s'...



Please disassociate yourself and your ramblings from me... thanks. YOu just really don't make sense. What the fuck is the Temple?

[This message has been edited by crazed_hamster (edited 11-25-2005).]
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Old 2005-11-25, 23:42
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God came out of the clouds and said:

"Ark, make me a sandwitch."

I told God to make his own fucking sandwitch.
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Old 2005-11-30, 06:23
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I've also met people who claim God has talked to them and they're dead serious about it too. But i used to at times think God was talking to me but now being more open minded i realise those moments weren't significant at all and it simply felt like God because of what christianity had taught me. Stranges coincidences do happen but i think its naive to look at God as the answer especially when the intervention of a God is completely inconspicuous and therefore tanglibly baseless.

My opinion is that its simply wishful thinking and if they really thought about it open-mindedly they'd realise too that its simply wishful thinking. You'll find in a church that every piece of "phenomenal" evidence of christianity such as god speaking to us that when you think about it logically for a second its really not that phenomenal it all.
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Old 2005-11-30, 06:38
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quote:Originally posted by Paradise Lost:

^Also known as: coincidence.

Thats true insofar as how these events take place to each respective individual, but at some point you must recognize that coincidence on a cosmic scale cannot account for events after a certain point.
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Old 2005-11-30, 07:34
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quote:Originally posted by 404_error:

my god is a bunny. He comes to me in my hours of darkness. Go suck a fuck you god foresaken hairy bastard.

404... it is I... your god.
 
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