...how is he only one God? I mean, if I was that powerful, I'd be more than one God. I'd also have 7 penises, 12 stomachs and 14 brains, not to mention 26 light-years of bowels.

drink wine from his head.

also, why are the other planets he made complete fuckups, if the whole point of them is to make us?

^What?

The other planets are not total fuckups, just us humans cannot adapt to their enviroments.

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quote:Originally posted by TerminatorVinitiatoR:

also, why are the other planets he made complete fuckups, if the whole point of them is to make us?

If you diss Jupiter again I'm going to fuck your shit up. Understood?

That's why hellenism is the only answer Zeus pwns the everloving shit through jehova.

Gods on Vacation. I have a prolonged erection.

There is only one source of all, but He/She/It/Them/Whatever does not micromanage.

There are any number of various lesser gods, spirits, devas, guardian angels, and such to handle the small stuff.

quote:Originally posted by ArmsMerchant:

There is only one source of all, but He/She/It/Them/Whatever does not micromanage.

There are any number of various lesser gods, spirits, devas, guardian angels, and such to handle the small stuff.

Why only one? Is someone afraid of choice? Or are religious people just too stupid to count beyond one?

Hooray for polytheism.

quote:Originally posted by Ares:

The other planets are not total fuckups, just us humans cannot adapt to their enviroments.



HEHE

humans suck



God can choose how many bowels or whatever he wants whenever he wants. He can even choose if he wants them at all

quote:Originally posted by Fundokiller:

That's why hellenism is the only answer Zeus pwns the everloving shit through jehova.



THEY ARE THE SAME GOD OF WRATH

quote:Originally posted by Paradise Lost:

^What?

so what else did "god" make all this for? the whole point of this planet is to sustain us, apparently, why are all the other planets failing to do this?

But Zeus was a swinger, Jehova's just a crappy copycat version with all the fun sucked out of him.

If humans are the image of god then thats one fucked up god... i mean damn...

quote:Originally posted by TerminatorVinitiatoR:

so what else did "god" make all this for? the whole point of this planet is to sustain us, apparently, why are all the other planets failing to do this?



Dude, you got it all wrong. God made Earth so he could make Man who could look at Earth and then believe in and worship God. Makes perfect fucking sense doesn't it? I mean, what, did you believe that we're microscopic specks in a never-ending universe? Puh-leeze, God loves you, man, and he wants you to join him in the sky for a great big party, harps and all. Oh, yeah, one other thing, your special, because God made you just like everyone else.

Maybe the other planets already did, or someday will poduce life, only in a completely different form that is on earth. Maybe, instead of bacteria as a basis, there will be a knew, profound life form that will evolve into intelligent life.

quote:Originally posted by TweEeKeR:

Maybe the other planets already did, or someday will poduce life, only in a completely different form that is on earth. Maybe, instead of bacteria as a basis, there will be a knew, profound life form that will evolve into intelligent life.

Chances of wew forms of highly different life are extremely limited because of our current extremely narrow definition of life.

quote:Originally posted by Boblong:

Chances of wew forms of highly different life are extremely limited because of our current extremely narrow definition of life.



yeah if we expand the definition of life to include inanimate objects, the universe is full of life, problem solved.

quote:Originally posted by Boblong:

Chances of wew forms of highly different life are extremely limited because of our current extremely narrow definition of life.

Well, that's only the human's definition of life. The universe must hold a bigger and/or different definition. Bigger, as in a whole, and different, as in a whole different way life creates itself, multiplies, etc.

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

Why only one? Is someone afraid of choice? Or are religious people just too stupid to count beyond one?

For some reason this cracked me up.