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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2005-11-09, 16:12
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my friend has a fiend spirit at his work causing trouble. what would everyone suggest to rid this spirit/free it. (it haunts a room in a gym, turning lights on and off, knocking over tables, and creating apparent 'mists' in the air).
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Old 2005-11-09, 16:54
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call ghost hunters!

i think this is more of a paranoid delusions thing...
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Old 2005-11-09, 17:44
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apparently not. i talked to the manager today, they've had four cleaners in the past 3 or 4 months that have quit their jobs. these cleaners can't actually speak much english, but from what he can ascertaine, they're scared shitless.
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Old 2005-11-22, 20:39
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Wasilla, Alaska
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If it were up to me, I'd smudge the place with sage and sweetgrass, and sprinkle the corners fo the rooms with sea salt water.

If that didn't work, I'd try something more drastic.
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Old 2005-11-22, 20:43
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quote:Originally posted by ArmsMerchant:

If it were up to me, I'd smudge the place with sage and sweetgrass, and sprinkle the corners fo the rooms with sea salt water.

If that didn't work, I'd try something more drastic.

They do that around here. My mom even has a smudging fan made of eagle feathers.
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Old 2005-11-22, 21:48
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Old 2005-11-23, 02:02
TerminatorVinitiatoR TerminatorVinitiatoR is offline
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no crystals are the way.

guaranteed 50% better excorsism power than the average smudging fan!
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Old 2005-11-23, 11:34
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quote:Originally posted by ArmsMerchant:

If it were up to me, I'd smudge the place with sage and sweetgrass, and sprinkle the corners fo the rooms with sea salt water.

If that didn't work, I'd try something more drastic.

How the hell is that going to stop a fiend spirit??? sage and sea salt?? Why dont you just cook the ghost some brownies while you're at it.

What you need a a preist, some garlic, a bottle of holy water, and three silver bullets.
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Old 2005-11-23, 12:25
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Deep South
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I ain't 'fraid of no ghost
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Old 2005-11-24, 22:22
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Wasilla, Alaska
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quote:Originally posted by Paradise Lost:

They do that around here. My mom even has a smudging fan made of eagle feathers.



You might want to know that unless you are a member of a BIA-approved tribe, possession of eagle feathers is a felony under federal law.
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Old 2005-11-25, 03:46
TheLaUghiNgHeretic TheLaUghiNgHeretic is offline
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Eh, around here faux Iroqois try to pass off Hawk feathers as Eagle feathers when they're selling crafts and what-not.
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Old 2005-11-25, 04:01
Paradise Lost Paradise Lost is offline
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^She wasn't ripped off. She's really big with the Indian people 'round here. They think she's psychic...
 
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