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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2005-10-29, 04:41
zero deficit zero deficit is offline
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Default What are your belifs?

what do u belive in? like after u die...like christian, jew, reincartation, waever...i thing that you just dont exist. We are just our brains thinking, and wen we die, blood and oxygen stop going to our brain resulting in brain death, so we just dont exist.



[This message has been edited by zero deficit (edited 10-29-2005).]
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Old 2005-10-29, 04:41
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I believe in Christina.
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Old 2005-10-29, 04:41
Hated One Hated One is offline
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Hate to be a bastard, but this should be in Humanities.
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Old 2005-10-29, 04:42
zero deficit zero deficit is offline
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quote:Originally posted by negative_zero:

I believe in Christina.

shut up, i fixed that error b4 i saw this...
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Old 2005-10-29, 04:42
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Personally, I am Christian. I have to poke fun at myself because I see so much evidence of God doing things for me yet I have so little faith in Him.
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Old 2005-10-29, 04:44
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quote:Originally posted by Hated One:

Hate to be a bastard, but this should be in Humanities.

This thread wouldn't last three seconds in there; same with MGCBTSOOYG.
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Old 2005-10-29, 04:46
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quote:Originally posted by Hated One:

Hate to be a bastard, but this should be in Humanities.

There are a lot misplaced threads tonight. I think you're correct, though.
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Old 2005-10-29, 04:48
Hated One Hated One is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Random_Looney:

There are a lot misplaced threads tonight. I think you're correct, though.

Yeah but Armageddon has a point, Humanities probably would blast this thread to bits.
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Old 2005-10-29, 04:49
PoopFaceMalone PoopFaceMalone is offline
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I used to truly believe eternal darkness with perfect mental clarity was the afterlife, which lead me into a 3-month long depression.
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Old 2005-10-29, 04:50
Sandwhich150 Sandwhich150 is offline
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Evolution > Flying spaghetti monster > creationism
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Old 2005-10-29, 05:09
xoctopusx xoctopusx is offline
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I simply want to know what belifs are...any takers?



j/k

I'm a Christian(gasp!)

though I could be a better one
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Old 2005-10-29, 05:51
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Religion is bullshit. It was made to keep the masses in line.

The five minutes when we are still conscious after we are 'dead' is a dream state, which, with extreme time distortion, leads to a new, eternal life, capable of all physical sensations, for the brain is a powerful thing.
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Old 2005-10-29, 05:56
gogetalife13579 gogetalife13579 is offline
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Beliefs*

NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAR <(^^)>
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Old 2005-10-29, 06:02
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Default Re: What are your belifs?

I belief in spelling but not grammar.

I beleive in the energy behind the universe and the unity of it all, and thus the fact that our conciousness is part of that oneness.. but I don't really subscribe to religious teachings, they are taken far too literally.
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Old 2005-10-29, 06:50
Feonix12 Feonix12 is offline
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I believe that when we die were dead and thats that. Its hard to accept that but its the depressing truth. Religion was only created so people could live happier lives.
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Old 2005-10-29, 07:21
apocalypse_now21 apocalypse_now21 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Sgt. Lag:

Religion is bullshit. It was made to keep the masses in line.

The five minutes when we are still conscious after we are 'dead' is a dream state, which, with extreme time distortion, leads to a new, eternal life, capable of all physical sensations, for the brain is a powerful thing.

I really like this idea...a sort of a dream state was what i thought it would be like but I wasnt sure of how long itm would last etc etc...quite interesting
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Old 2005-10-29, 08:14
soro_one soro_one is offline
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Do what you want to while you live because when you die you just go to sleep and never wake up. I love to sleep
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Old 2005-10-29, 08:46
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quote:Originally posted by soro_one:

Do what you want to while you live because when you die you just go to sleep and never wake up. I love to sleep

I'd say there's a difference from sleep and lack of consciousness and thus existence.
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Old 2005-10-29, 08:55
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quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

Personally, I am Christian. I have to poke fun at myself because I see so much evidence of God doing things for me yet I have so little faith in Him.

Amen
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Old 2005-10-29, 09:10
Pr0ntastic Josh Pr0ntastic Josh is offline
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Beer volcanos and stripper factorys.

Fuck yeah
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Old 2005-10-29, 10:02
sh0x0rz3r sh0x0rz3r is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Pr0ntastic Josh:

Beer volcanos and stripper factorys.

Fuck yeah

HEAVEN!!1111!!!!!!!unoshiftoneoneelevenshiftshift.
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Old 2005-10-29, 10:16
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They're Hanes.

For her.
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Old 2005-10-29, 10:42
ghost1552 ghost1552 is offline
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I believe in everything, and nothing.

Belief is altered way too often to simply state that you believe in something. The events which occur in our lives lead to belief in many different things, and they cycle quite frequently.

A priest can lose his faith instantly and become an atheist, whereas an atheist can suddenly become a priest.

It varies really.

If you are reffering to the present, and only the present, then I would have to say I have regained my faith in God, but I do not wish to go to the extremeties and become a fanatic. I'm Jewish BTW (let the usual flaming begin).
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Old 2005-10-29, 10:44
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quote:Originally posted by soro_one:

Do what you want to while you live because when you die you just go to sleep and never wake up. I love to sleep

Funny, I think most devastation occurs within our sleep, and we can't do anything to change it. So I see sleep as a temporary paralysis, therefore I try to minimize my sleeping as much as I can. There is just too much to do.
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Old 2005-10-29, 10:51
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quote:Originally posted by Hated One:

Hate to be a bastard, but this should be in Humanities.

you are the hated one!
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Old 2005-10-29, 17:11
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I don't know what my belifs are, but I know what my beliefs are.
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Old 2005-10-29, 17:17
literary syphilis literary syphilis is offline
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I believe in Mr Grieves.
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Old 2005-10-29, 17:35
IHateBillyCorgan IHateBillyCorgan is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Sgt. Lag:

The five minutes when we are still conscious after we are 'dead' is a dream state, which, with extreme time distortion, leads to a new, eternal life, capable of all physical sensations, for the brain is a powerful thing.



Do you feel like you're in that 'dream state' right now? Typing (touch), reading (sight), etc. are all physical senses. It's the combination of them (combining them to know that you are "posting on a forum called totse" and so forth) that leads to a sense of existance and awareness of one's situation. How would (or wouldn't) this aspect be accounted for in the post-mortem 'dream state'?
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Old 2005-10-29, 17:36
PoopFaceMalone PoopFaceMalone is offline
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quote:Originally posted by IHateBillyCorgan:



Do you feel like you're in that 'dream state' right now? Typing (touch), reading (sight), etc. are all physical senses. It's the combination of them (combining them to know that you are "posting on a forum called totse" and so forth) that leads to a sense of existance and awareness of one's situation. How would (or wouldn't) this aspect be accounted for in the post-mortem 'dream state'?

Then you choose the red pill or the blue pill...
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Old 2005-10-29, 17:42
Saline Colors Saline Colors is offline
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I believe in death means...death. You don't think, you don't feel, you aren't existing. You are nothing, skin and bones until your skin rots away and all you are is a few white sticks in a box under the ground. There isnt conciousness, there isn't...anything. Nothing. At all.

I never grew up with any kind of religion or faith, it never sunk in or made much sense to me.

Meh, if I'm wrong-then I'll be damned. Literally.
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Old 2005-10-30, 00:45
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Default Re: What are your belifs?

I'm agnostic.

That is, I think that there just might be something out there, but I'm just not sure what...

BTW, I'm moving this to the proper forum [My God can beat your god...].
 
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