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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
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#1
 2005-10-18, 04:26
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Free_Delivery 
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God?
I know this may get moved to MGCBYG, but I thought it was worth putting here to see if we could just brainstorm some kind of random ideas.
What is your idea of the perfect god? What elements must be present in his/her/its personality and general way of acting?
Create-a-god! GO!
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#2
 2005-10-18, 04:28
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Jaimie 
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Re: God?
Cross between Eris, Dionysus, and Jesus.
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#3
 2005-10-18, 04:28
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Paradise Lost 
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Re: God?
Burt Reynolds crossed with George Micheals
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#4
 2005-10-18, 04:31
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Tentacle rape 
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Re: God?
quote:Originally posted by Paradise Lost:
Burt Reynolds crossed with George Micheals
Thats awesome.
Ghandhi crossed with Hitler.
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#5
 2005-10-18, 04:32
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Daedelus 
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Re: God?
Hare Ram Hare Ram Hare Ram Ram Ram Hare Ram Ram Hare Ram Hare Krishna!
Lol, just kidding. The Christian God. He can do anything... That pretty much sums it all up.
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#6
 2005-10-18, 04:34
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satanstan 
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Re: God?
The one in all of us.
You dont need a god that's controlling everything for anything but a crutch. If you need a crutch, booze is cheap. Pot is easy to grow. But i would never tell you do do those things, crutches make one leg stronger than the other. Avoid crutches, even if your leg hurts like hell.
Maybe you were supposed to have a limp. God told me you were. Who do you trust? God or yourself?
Ok., im trying too hard. its no longer fun. or nny.
[This message has been edited by satanstan (edited 10-18-2005).]
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#7
 2005-10-18, 04:41
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Re: God?
He has to make daily news conferences, just so I know he's there. That aside he must be cool, and fun to hang out with on saturday night.
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#8
 2005-10-18, 04:43
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Re: God?
Knowing nothing about him, like now, the X factor is what makes life great.
I like this thread.
*Fap*
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#9
 2005-10-18, 04:51
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cptn_spoon 
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Re: God?
Captain Planet.
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#10
 2005-10-18, 04:58
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MexWanker 
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Re: God?
Jeff Hunter
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#11
 2005-10-18, 08:23
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Mr Iron Dog 
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God is already perfect, do you realy belive we need another. There is no way to improve on perfection. Who are we to make person/s or something a god?
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#12
 2005-10-18, 09:25
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danozzo 
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Re: God?
Mr.T crossed between jesus.
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#13
 2005-10-18, 09:49
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umop 3pisdm 
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Re: God?
me
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#14
 2005-10-18, 10:06
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ck_psy_sjk 
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Re: God?
A perfect God already exists.
his name is Jesus Christ.
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#15
 2005-10-18, 10:09
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AnaRCHY420 
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Re: God?
2pac crossed with Notorious BIG
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#16
 2005-10-18, 10:21
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Re: God?
quote:Originally posted by cptn_spoon:
Captain Planet.
More like my fist combined with his face :P
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#17
 2005-10-18, 10:49
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Fairfax, Virginia, America
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Re: God?
A cross between an x and a t.
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#18
 2005-10-18, 10:51
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Certified Dead 
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Re: God?
Not black.
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#19
 2005-10-18, 10:58
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quasicurus 
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Re: God?
quote:Originally posted by ck_psy_sjk:
A perfect God already exists.
his name is Jesus Christ.
Liar!
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#20
 2005-10-18, 11:34
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Re: God?
quote:Originally posted by Free_Delivery:
I know this may get moved to MGCBYG,
Joy! A Prophet!
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#21
 2005-10-18, 20:50
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Aeon 
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Re: God?
I think a God in my opinion is one that is all powerful and can show it:
1) invincible
2) infinently strong
3) magical-like powers beyond our comprehension
4) and of course he can fly and teleport any where in the universe!
In other words like a super hero, but a really, really tough one. I know it sounds goofy, but if such a being did exist...are they not a God, or god-like to us?
I would say so. If I were a God, I would be such a being. Hell, even if you had the ability to do something only like manipulate fire to your will, and make it from nothing...then are you not a God of Fire?
I think the term is relative. but many would probably consider such a person a "God" cause it would be easy to convince them. but really, it's just a 'god' word. It might not have any meaning or existence anywhere else in the universe other than earth.
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#22
 2005-10-18, 21:27
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Aeon 
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Re: God?
quote:Originally posted by ck_psy_sjk:
A perfect God already exists.
his name is Jesus Christ.
Hahahaha! That made me laugh. His father (Jehova) is far more of a God than Jesus was.
If Jesus and God were to fight, Jesus would TOTALLY be owned.
(notice God is actually called God, and not Jesus ["heh-suse" in spanish]).
What is this whole thing about people thinking Jesus is God, when God is God? it's stupid, and they know that too.Or worshipping the Virgin Mary?
I do none of the above. I just think it's funny he said that.
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#23
 2005-10-18, 21:35
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Paradise Lost 
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Re: God?
quote:Originally posted by Aeon:
What is this whole thing about people thinking Jesus is God, when God is God?
The Holy Trinity...
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#24
 2005-10-18, 23:30
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Re: God?
quote:Originally posted by danozzo:
Mr.T crossed between jesus.
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#25
 2005-10-19, 02:20
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MexWanker 
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Re: God?
quote:Originally posted by MexWanker:
Jeff Hunter
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