it all makes sence plus i have documents proving this.

its so simple,mary got abducted by aliens,they impregnated her with the hybred alien/human Jesus with superpowers.aliens are preceived as angels/god because they have superior powers to humans.

need i say more?go look up in the bible how people precieved these "angels" and "God".its sooooo aliens/ufos

Why do I doubt you're trolling...

EDIT: Wait hold on, SWF?

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I am not trolling i am proving a point to end religious competition.think about it people,aliens really were angels/God.

to people back then the super powers of Jesus and God were so "miraculous" to us because they were so impossible to that dates technolegy.if there was atleast ONE other civilization out in the whole universe more advanced than us you can probably bet they would meddle with the lower classed speices called humans and present themselfs as Gods to us,making us do what they want.they showed us there technolegly and we precieved it as "magic" and the "power of God".

further more consider if you will the possibility of time travel.if it is possible what if some fuckers from the future decided to fuck around with the past and went back to the age of jesus and created him with their technolegy?

No proof, dumbass.

there is an FBI document on ares,it is very specific about this.it is named

US army -ufo documents (fbi top secrets)

and why the hell do i need proof?no other religeon has proof of shit just a bunch of tales we have to blindly follow.

really how am i going to prove aliens impregnated mary.

or for that matter how is anyone going to prove God,Jesus,Allah,Muhommad,Budah or any other religious leader had exsisted.these things i have read are just as relieable as any holy scripture you will read.this is just more up to date.

A case well made.

quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

No proof, dumbass.



at the beginning it says we and it speaks of chariots of fire, just look for it. Btw ismoke, this aint new

ismoke, I want to see links to the FBI video and stuff.

humans were transplanted here by extra-terrestrials. jesus, among some others, were zeta-human hybrids, here to aid in human advancement.

the word 'elohim' for god found in the original hebrew bible is plural and means 'those who came from the sky'. but it was translated singular and masculine.

quote:Originally posted by everything and nothing:

humans were transplanted here by extra-terrestrials. jesus, among some others, were zeta-human hybrids, here to aid in human advancement.

the word 'elohim' for god found in the original hebrew bible is plural and means 'those who came from the sky'. but it was translated singular and masculine.



If jesus was put here to aid our advancment then why hasnt he? I agree with everything else though

quote:Originally posted by Magnus_Ungermax:



at the beginning it says we and it speaks of chariots of fire, just look for it. Btw ismoke, this aint new

It might... just MIGHT... be a fiery chariot? It says "we" because God is three people.

quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

It might... just MIGHT... be a fiery chariot? It says "we" because God is three people.

actually it says a chariot of fire came from the sky and levitaded joseph (some bible name) from the ground and took him in. I forgot wich story it is, just google chariot of fire. As for that holy trinity bullshit (god being 3 people) It never mentions it at all in the bible, Wich means it's dumbass excuse for christians to use when the bible talks about mutiple creators (it happens alot, Mostly in the old testement0

Btw if the holy trinity thing were true then wouldnt it not fit in the time frame? because part of that trinity consits of jesus, Who isnt around yet. Correct?

quote:or for that matter how is anyone going to prove God,Jesus,Allah,Muhommad,Budah or any other religious leader had exsisted.these things i have read are just as relieable as any holy scripture you will read.this is just more up to date.

There is substantial proof that Jesus, Muhammad and Buddha existed.

Dont make foundless claims. Really, do you think comparing religions to conspiracy theories is intelligent or unique. Its not.

Come back when you want to intelligently debate about the merits and faults of religions. Not some alien bull-shit.

Wait, is he kidding, please someone tell me he is kidding. RAYLEAN AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!! I would like to see these documents, very much so.

quote:Originally posted by Magnus_Ungermax:

actually it says a chariot of fire came from the sky and levitaded joseph (some bible name) from the ground and took him in. I forgot wich story it is, just google chariot of fire. As for that holy trinity bullshit (god being 3 people) It never mentions it at all in the bible, Wich means it's dumbass excuse for christians to use when the bible talks about mutiple creators (it happens alot, Mostly in the old testement0

The name is Elijah, one of the foremost prophets of Israel ever. Your lack of research points me away from giving you any credit. We is commonly considered as either the royal we, as in when a king speaks about himself.

Btw if the holy trinity thing were true then wouldnt it not fit in the time frame? because part of that trinity consits of jesus, Who isnt around yet. Correct?[/QUOTE]

The principle of the trinity states Jesus always existed but wasn’t on Earth yet, or so I believe.

No ones asked the really relevant question, why? We can leave the means till later, but until you supply us with a motive, I'm not buying.

quote:Originally posted by iSMOKE:

it all makes sence plus i have documents proving this.



no link to documents = no point

There's another theory similar to this floating around...

In short, humans were genetically manipulated by ET's, explaining the "missing link".

And then religious systems were governed by an opposing ET force to impede the development of human consciousness.

Sounds a bit sketchy to me...

quote:Originally posted by everything and nothing:

humans were transplanted here by extra-terrestrials. jesus, among some others, were zeta-human hybrids, here to aid in human advancement.

the word 'elohim' for god found in the original hebrew bible is plural and means 'those who came from the sky'. but it was translated singular and masculine.

AID??????

What are your sources?

Since when has Christian thought bred anything but stupidity? Held back the advancement of science and deem all self-improving religious systems as "evil", consequently causing christians to do everything in their power to destroy them?

quote:Originally posted by Sharule:

or for that matter how is anyone going to prove God,Jesus,Allah,Muhommad,Budah or any other religious leader had exsisted.these things i have read are just as relieable as any holy scripture you will read.this is just more up to date.

There is substantial proof that Jesus, Muhammad and Buddha existed.

Dont make foundless claims. Really, do you think comparing religions to conspiracy theories is intelligent or unique. Its not.

Come back when you want to intelligently debate about the merits and faults of religions. Not some alien bull-shit.

Yeah, there's substantial proof that the loch ness monster exists, too, even though its been proven that it would be impossible for such a creature to live in the loch ness.

Where's your proof?

jesus intended to aid more than he did in our advancement. because it didn't work doesn't mean he wasn't here for that. his message was a good 1, love.

men obviously fucked up with the whole christianity thing, jesus would be disappointed.

Jesus was an extraterrestrial hybrid?

I sure hope the extraterrestrials don't find out what we did to him.

We'll blame it on the Jews.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus-Myth

The jesus-myth theory is no longer generally accepted. Even Athiests will acknowledge that there was a historical Jesus, even if he was different from Christian Jesus.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad

Ive never even heard anyone try to argue against Muhammad's existance. Oh well, do some bloody research. There is no proof, but going along that line of thought, you cant prove that anyone existed more than 1000 years ago. I mean really, do you think everyone at the Battle of Badr made up a leader? That Abu Bakr made up a son in law? That the whole Arabian penninsula was following a man who didnt exist at all(contrary to all logical conlusions, that Muhammad lived from 570-632 CE)

Buddha is a little more based on faith, but Theravada buddhism developed seperately from other forms of buddhism on the island of Sri Lanka. However, their oral teachings are remarkably similar to main stream buddhism, showing some differences, but having many of the same facts about Buddhas life.

But I suppose, if you want to refute all three figures, go ahead. That doesnt offend me, Im Jewish :P.

quote:Originally posted by JewDude:

The name is Elijah, one of the foremost prophets of Israel ever. Your lack of research points me away from giving you any credit. We is commonly considered as either the royal we, as in when a king speaks about himself.



My lack in research tells you not to give me any credibilty? Dont you realise you just proved what I said to be true? You dont make much sense buddy. I think you just try to fit in an insult for no reason moron.

I find it funny how you guys can believe in a supreme entity with unlimited powers that created the universe, but can't comprehend the fact that there could be another species out there somewhere, with the technology to travel across the stars.

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Well, i dont know about this.

Aliens having genetically engineered humans is A LOT more credible than some big ass bearded guy who looks down upon us from the clouds.

In my document it also said that the aliens claimed to have created jesus. I even have painting with Mary and baby Jesus in the stable and there was a ufo in the background somewhere.

There is actually alot of paintings that have jesus and god in with strange ufo type things above them.

Edit: Scroll down and check out the pics. http://www.dudeman.net/siriusly/ufo/art.shtml

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I dont see why more people dont buy into this. I think its because if this were true the afterlife would still hold no bearing for them

Yes, you're right. Jesus was an alien. He came to earth and jumped on couches and declared that we shouldent take any sort of medication.

While this is far fetched, sci-fi like. It is possible this could be true. Nobody will ever know though, unless those aliens come back and show us the truth. But I don't foresee that happening any time soon.

quote:Originally posted by Paradise Lost:

Why do I doubt you're trolling...

EDIT: Wait hold on, SWF?



I'm not him. Anyway, that is likely. The journey Abraham took could be on a UFO

quote:It might... just MIGHT... be a fiery chariot?

they didn't have many words back the, so the only thing they could call it was a "chariot"



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They probably probed the hell out of Him as well.

^^ LOL so thats why we have so many disasters lately, GOD HAS AN ANAL PROBE AND HE's PISSED BECAUSE OF IT!!111!!!111!!11!!11!