Why do I only hear of Catholic priests screwing little children. Not preachers or rabbis?

Rabbis and ministers from other denominations are allowed to screw women as long as they are married to them. Preist are celibate and they are not suposed to jerk off or even think about having sex. That would screw anyone up.

Prbly most of the church is gay. I find the whole not having sex thing weird. A lot of bishops had catemites ie boys for sex, a long time ago.

Cmon think about it, all the big purple robes, the alter boys, the flowers, the huge hats, were dealing with a huge bunch of repressed homosexuals here.