I have to make a project, not a paper, a project, on something from Genisis. It has to be something physical, like Noah's arc, but not the arc because he says too many people have done it. I need it done with shit around my house and not much work. Any ideas?

A few ideas:

1. Get modeling clay. Make a figure of a woman and a figure of a man. Coat the woman in salt. Make sure she's looking over her shoulder and the guys is looking at her all sad. Lot and his wife.

2. Modeling clay. Cain and Abel. Lots of fake blood/Abel's brains all over the altar.

3. Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden (modeling clay, of course ). Give Eve really, really big boobs.

4. Noah laying drunk in a tent, naked, and his son is looking at him.

Just pick out random shit and make a clay scene of it.

Show up wearing a fig leaf

maybe you want to reconsider noahs ark, I once made a gingerbread noahs ark.

Or, keeping with the food theme, make tower of babel by stacking cookies or bread sticks or something. Then destroy it and feed it to your class.