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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2005-10-01, 01:23
Def Kids On Acid Def Kids On Acid is offline
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Please don't move, as when you watch you'll see this is quite relevant. Especially when you see Dr. Jenson, an ARCHBISHOP, unable to ask questions.

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Old 2005-10-01, 01:27
NiggersWithAttitude NiggersWithAttitude is offline
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hi my names def kids on acid and i like to take it in the ass and stuff
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Old 2005-10-01, 01:28
Def Kids On Acid Def Kids On Acid is offline
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quote:Originally posted by NiggersWithAttitude:

hi my names def kids on acid and i like to take it in the ass and stuff

Half baked is V that way.

Edit: Haha, just realised, you weren't even smart enough to edite a quote. Nice.



[This message has been edited by Def Kids On Acid (edited 10-01-2005).]
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Old 2005-10-01, 01:52
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Hahaha, that was fucking great

Nice find.

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Old 2005-10-01, 01:57
Elephantitis Man Elephantitis Man is offline
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Leviticus 21:16-23 have nothing to do with communion at all. Hell, communion didn't even exist then. It was regarding people with 'defects' not making sacrifices, which were supposed to be left for the priest to do. Manipulation of scripture.
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Old 2005-10-01, 02:05
Def Kids On Acid Def Kids On Acid is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Elephantitis Man:

Leviticus 21:16-23 have nothing to do with communion at all. Hell, communion didn't even exist then. It was regarding people with 'defects' not making sacrifices, which were supposed to be left for the priest to do. Manipulation of scripture.

Explain further.

Anyway, the point was that these days most religions pick and choose which parts of the bible to follow.
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Old 2005-10-01, 02:26
Elephantitis Man Elephantitis Man is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Def Kids On Acid:

Explain further.

Leviticus 21:16-23 tell how God wanted sacrifices made be priests who weren't disabled. You see, the sacrifice, before Christ's time, was the only method of redemption for sins. It was quite the delicate process. The animal had to be 'without blemish', and the priest performing the sacrifice also had to be 'without blemish'. It wasn't meant to be an insult to the disabled (there were even disabled priests), it's just the seriousness of the process.

Communion (what I think was mentioned in the video) didn't even exist in the time of leviticus.

quote:Anyway, the point was that these days most religions pick and choose which parts of the bible to follow.

I agree. What some may not realize, regarding these older scriptures, was that (I think this is talked about in Acts, but I'm not sure), Jesus went back and told his disciples that some of the rules didn't apply anymore. Alot of the rules regarding what foods they may eat (ie. animals that don't chew their cud) didn't really matter anymore. I honestly don't know what he said regarding the scripture saying homosexuality is an abomination.

But yes, there will always be those who try to manipulate the scripture for their own purposes. Some do it for power. Some do it for pride. Regardless the motive, it damages the religion.
 
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