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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2005-09-28, 02:53
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Northern Virginia
Default islam question

complete drunken rambling from sum1 knowing very little of islam:

isn't it one of the tenets of islam to supress the sexual desires we naturally experience? and doesn't islam offer 72 virgins as a reward for faith in the afterlife?

if those are right, then isn't pursuit of that afterlife-reward defeating of the faith necessary to attain it?
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Old 2005-09-28, 03:01
midgetbasketball midgetbasketball is offline
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Neither of those facts are true.

Islam does not supress sexual desires and it does not offer virgins in heaven (it use to though).
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Old 2005-09-28, 09:24
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My mommas uterus.
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I've already fucked more than 72 virgins in this life. I hate fucking virgins. Why the fuck would I want to spend an eternity of fucking some more of them?

Only boring people can enjoy an after life. When I die, I want to get some god damn rest.
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Old 2005-09-28, 17:12
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Northern Virginia
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quote:Originally posted by midgetbasketball:

Neither of those facts are true.

Islam does not supress sexual desires and it does not offer virgins in heaven (it use to though).

Surely you havent mistaken questions for 'facts'.
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Old 2005-09-28, 19:41
crazed_hamster crazed_hamster is offline
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If you die as a martyr in battle you get the virgins. No, they don't suppress sex, they just don't flaunt it in your face everywhere.

And the virgins get new hymens every morning. "Oh, look, honey, another hymen, yay!"
 #6 
Old 2005-09-28, 20:21
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Istanbul, Turkey
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Cherry-poppin' all day long......sounds like hell. You'd have to be a sick blood-thirsty fuck to want to have your dick covered in that much blood every day.
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Old 2005-09-28, 20:24
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MurfreesboroTn USA
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I don't know much about Islam. I do know, Sarah had Abraham sleep with her maidservant, and they bore Ishmael. Islams are decendants of Ishmael. Whereas the Jews are decendants of Isaac, and Abraham. Because of this, they were to be at war for all days, and still are to this day.
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Old 2005-09-28, 20:27
crazed_hamster crazed_hamster is offline
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quote:Originally posted by HellzShellz:

I don't know much about Islam. I do know, Sarah had Abraham sleep with her maidservant, and they bore Ishmael. Islams are decendants of Ishmael. Whereas the Jews are decendants of Isaac, and Abraham. Because of this, they were to be at war for all days, and still are to this day.

Aaaaaaaaaand, what the hell does this have to do with the topic?
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Old 2005-09-28, 20:52
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MurfreesboroTn USA
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quote:Originally posted by crazed_hamster:

Aaaaaaaaaand, what the hell does this have to do with the topic?

It shows that the Inspired Word of God proves true, always, and forever.
 
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