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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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 #1 
Old 2005-09-27, 11:57
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Default Define God.

I want everyone to give a definition of God, without using the words "creation" (or creator), "love" (or emotions), "power", "omnipotence", "feeling", "all", "everything", or "belief". You're also not allowed to use names.

Knock yourselves out.
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Old 2005-09-27, 11:59
pseudouser pseudouser is offline
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God: what existed in the moment prior to the Big Bang. What will exist in the moment after the Big Crunch.
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Old 2005-09-27, 12:02
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You suck at creativity. I hope God bites your stupid nigger head off, and spits it into the sun. Also, you're not allowed to use the word "existence". And you're not allowed to use names, which includes "Big Bang".
 #4 
Old 2005-09-27, 12:07
Lou Reed Lou Reed is offline
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God is...(in my opinion)



all/presant/am/now

sound/space/energy/time

earth/wind/water/fire

god is the light.

I hope to talk to him one day
 #5 
Old 2005-09-27, 12:11
pseudouser pseudouser is offline
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I'm not a nigger, so go fuck yourself. You better go back and read what god said about tolerance. Also you never said we couldn't use the word existance until afterward, bitch. Let's see you make a better definition of god and I get to make up all the rules and change them if you're not perfect.

Bite me.
 #6 
Old 2005-09-27, 12:20
imperfectcircle imperfectcircle is offline
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An emergent consciousness created by the sum of all points of space and time in this and all other potential universes.

Also, the opposite of you.
 #7 
Old 2005-09-27, 12:24
imperfectcircle imperfectcircle is offline
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quote:Originally posted by pseudouser:

God: what existed in the moment prior to the Big Bang. What will exist in the moment after the Big Crunch.



So you think we live in a godless universe?
 #8 
Old 2005-09-27, 12:29
Lou Reed Lou Reed is offline
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quote:Originally posted by imperfectcircle:

An emergent consciousness created by the sum of all points of space and time in this and all other potential universes.

Also, the opposite of you.



If that is the case God can be killed and i will take over...

mheh hahaha!



No seriously God cant be an "emergent consciousness" if he IS space and time. Did i interpret you correctly?
 #9 
Old 2005-09-27, 12:36
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God is I am.
 #10 
Old 2005-09-27, 12:36
darth_vector darth_vector is offline
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a figment of mankinds need to explain what they cannot explain, and to proclaim the importance of man in a universe whose scale clearly makes us an insignificant spec.

a white lie that makes people feel better about dying, and about slaughtering millions that own lands and riches that you want and cant otherwise make claim to.
 #11 
Old 2005-09-27, 12:39
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You people are all worthless.
 #12 
Old 2005-09-27, 12:58
Lou Reed Lou Reed is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

You people are all worthless.



Oh wise one please explane...
 #13 
Old 2005-09-27, 13:03
Paradise Lost Paradise Lost is offline
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Almost every definition here completely fucks over the idea of a personal god.
 #14 
Old 2005-09-27, 13:06
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My mommas uterus.
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I got a frog in my hand.
 #15 
Old 2005-09-27, 13:07
Lou Reed Lou Reed is offline
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i've got facial hair
 #16 
Old 2005-09-27, 13:11
Lou Reed Lou Reed is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Paradise Lost:

Almost every definition here completely fucks over the idea of a personal god.

Sure,

but you may only get so close to a 'personal' God.



You could say god wants whats best for you and trust in him!?!?
 #17 
Old 2005-09-27, 13:30
imperfectcircle imperfectcircle is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Lou Reed:

No seriously God cant be an "emergent consciousness" if he IS space and time. Did i interpret you correctly?

IMO it's a bit of a circular loop, like the image of Uroboros, the serpent that is eating it's own tail.

God is a consciousness that arises from the existence of things, and simultaneously that consciousness manifests as the energy that is within all things. God creates all things, and all things create God. What makes this different from saying that all things = God is that it's a way of expressing the idea that all things form a singular consciousness, which is the consciousness that created them. It doesn't make sense dualistically, so it's sort of like a zen koan.
 #18 
Old 2005-09-27, 15:52
Sharule Sharule is offline
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G-d is he who exists. 'I am who I am'

words are insufficient for explaining him. He the creater of spirit and matter, himself neither.

He is beyond reasoning.
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Old 2005-09-27, 15:56
Elephantitis Man Elephantitis Man is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Sharule:

G-d is he who exists. 'I am who I am'

words are insufficient for explaining him. He the creater of spirit and matter, himself neither.

He is beyond reasoning.
 #20 
Old 2005-09-27, 16:10
Sarith Sarith is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

I want everyone to give a definition of God, without using the words "creation" (or creator), "love" (or emotions), "power", "omnipotence", "feeling", "all", "everything", or "belief". You're also not allowed to use names.

Knock yourselves out.



the ultimate end of the evolutionary chain. the ultimate product of evolution.
 #21 
Old 2005-09-27, 16:16
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God: A symbol

God: A myth

(I backspaced all the supporting adjectives to keep it at one word, but could elaborate further if it would so please the threadstarter)
 #22 
Old 2005-09-27, 17:13
ryanl ryanl is offline
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G-d is everything good and He is beyond that. He is unfathomable.
 #23 
Old 2005-09-27, 22:30
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My mommas uterus.
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Who's G-d?
 #24 
Old 2005-09-28, 01:56
everything and nothing everything and nothing is offline
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some people don't like to write out the full word god out of fear, as it could be disrespectful.
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Old 2005-09-28, 02:12
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Adonai, El-Shaddai, Jehovah-Jireh, Jehovah-Shammah, Elohim, Jehovah-Rophe, Jehovah-Shalom. Alpha and Omega, and my favorite.

The Father from which all fatherhood takes it's title and derives it's name.
 #26 
Old 2005-09-28, 02:16
Mercury_firefly Mercury_firefly is offline
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I'll go out on a limb here - Snoopy is god?
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Old 2005-09-28, 09:02
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My mommas uterus.
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quote:Originally posted by everything and nothing:

some people don't like to write out the full word god out of fear, as it could be disrespectful.

Why the fuck would anyone fear God? If God's omnipotent and all powerful, it's no competition. He could destroy us in a whim. That's not worthy of fear. That's worthy of saying: bring it on chump, I fucking dare ya.

Who's the God then? Him, or you?
 #28 
Old 2005-09-28, 13:20
pseudouser pseudouser is offline
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well we know god's not you, faggot. Go back into your closet & fistfuck yourself without vaseline.
 #29 
Old 2005-09-28, 14:00
DonMuttoni DonMuttoni is offline
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"God"

Noun:

A answer to a question that reality holds no need for
 #30 
Old 2005-09-28, 14:35
Fundokiller Fundokiller is offline
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Homo-sapien-sapien
 #31 
Old 2005-09-28, 19:34
crazed_hamster crazed_hamster is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

Who's G-d?

It's a filthy jew term for JHWH, since it's supposedly disrespectful or forbidden or whatever to inscribe God's name on anything, the jews have come up with this AWESOME alternative that is the epitome of keeping stupid, pointless traditions alive. It's like the Muslims not allowed to show Mohammed's face, and the Christians not allowed to see their God. Fucked up in ALL cases.

Oh, one other thing, God is a bitch.
 #32 
Old 2005-09-28, 19:55
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If God did exist then he would have to be the greatest possible being of which we could concieve because that is what God is by definition. If he was any less then that would imply a greater being more powerful and therefore that greater being would be God. The whole idea of an all powerful God is stupid though when it comes to things like:- can God make a weight so heavy that God can't lift it.
 #33 
Old 2005-09-28, 23:38
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one
 #34 
Old 2005-09-29, 00:25
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There can be no personal god, by definition.

God wants nor requires anything, especially of you. We are here for our own benefit.

As a poster above said, God is the final product of evolution.

I also have to agree with Snoopy. I would react with nothing but defiance toward a violent, jealous, tyrant in the sky. As Snoopy said, who is the god then?

[This message has been edited by SmokeWhiskey (edited 09-29-2005).]
 #35 
Old 2005-09-29, 02:26
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God's a butthole, just like Snoopy.

Ergo, Snoopy's God!
 #36 
Old 2005-09-29, 03:50
Sharule Sharule is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

Who's G-d?

Its just a tradition of sorts. G-ds real name is so holy, that you cant even write it. According to the Kabalah gods real name is 72 lettes long, and JHWH is just the acronym for it. JHWH is pronounced traditionally as Adonai(meaning 'My Lord'). Its a substitution of sorts. The Commandment 'Do not use my name in vain' on ly refered to this one name, which only the High Priest could say once a year in the Temple. Writting God as G-d is in respect for this heritage.

In others words, why not?
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Old 2005-09-29, 09:14
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quote:Originally posted by Sharule:

In others words, why not?

Because I will shit on you.
 #38 
Old 2005-09-29, 12:36
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god: an invisible man said to be everywhere at once, but never visible to anyone without a history of drug abuse, psychological damage, or medication; a crutch for the weak-minded; the reason behind 9/10ths of violent human conflict
 #39 
Old 2005-09-29, 13:21
imperfectcircle imperfectcircle is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Choscura:

god: an invisible man

Any definition of God based on that idea leads only to enormous misunderstanding.
 #40 
Old 2005-09-29, 13:31
TerminatorVinitiatoR TerminatorVinitiatoR is offline
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disproven.
 #41 
Old 2005-09-29, 14:39
nOObGLitch nOObGLitch is offline
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G-d is watching us.
 #42 
Old 2005-09-29, 18:22
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quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

I want everyone to give a definition of God, without using the words "creation" (or creator), "love" (or emotions), "power", "omnipotence", "feeling", "all", "everything", or "belief". You're also not allowed to use names.

Knock yourselves out.

ur mom, biatch.
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Old 2005-09-30, 01:55
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quote:Originally posted by Lou Reed:



Oh wise one please explane...

Leave your parachute and EXPLANE the vehicle.
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Old 2005-09-30, 02:06
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MurfreesboroTn USA
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God taught D.B. Cooper how to explane and live with mucho mega bucks I might add. No one ever found a body cause he's layin' on the beach in Maui sippin' on a Mui Thai.

God knows all the best explaneing maneuvers.
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Old 2005-09-30, 02:23
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Me.
 
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