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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2005-09-23, 16:47
quasicurus quasicurus is offline
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Default Do the retarded go to Hell?

Romans 1:20 (New American Standard Bible)

"For since the creation of the world His invisible attributes, His eternal power and divine nature, have been clearly seen, being understood through what has been made, so that they are without excuse."

Yes! Retarded people, people bornt in Muslim countries, or tribesmen go to hell!
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Old 2005-09-23, 17:00
Mercury_firefly Mercury_firefly is offline
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So the Bible says, but remember, the Bible was written by the hand of man and holds mans ideas.

Since Jesus taught forgivness and understanding, not judgement, we are only to assume that everyone goes to heaven.
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Old 2005-09-23, 20:00
napoleon_complex napoleon_complex is offline
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In catholicism they would go to limbo.

I can't speak for any of the protestant religions, though I think most of them believe they would go to hell.
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Old 2005-09-23, 20:42
imperfectcircle imperfectcircle is offline
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Logical contradiction #2,301,848:

So take an extremely retarded person, with the same mental capacity as an ape, that person would go to hell. So do apes all go to hell also? Does God send every single nonsentient animal in creation to hell? Or is there something particular about humans that make us uniquely eligible for entry to Heaven/Hell? If so, what is it, because apes and humans only have 2 percent genetic difference, so in those two percent is there something divine? If so, through gene manipulation, can we remove just the genes that allow us to go to heaven or hell, and then be able to sin, sin, sin our hearts out without worrying about going to hell?
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Old 2005-09-23, 20:53
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quote:Originally posted by quasicurus:

Romans 1:20 (New American Standard Bible)

"For since the creation of the world His invisible attributes, His eternal power and divine nature, have been clearly seen, being understood through what has been made, so that they are without excuse."

Yes! Retarded people, people bornt in Muslim countries, or tribesmen go to hell!

Yes. Unfortunately their souls do not know the redemption of the Lord Jesus Christ, and so their souls are not saved, and as a result they may not enter the kingdom of god. I don't think this is terrible complicated, do you?

PS. Anyone who says different is a heretic.
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Old 2005-09-23, 21:04
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God don't like the ugly.
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Old 2005-09-23, 21:19
Paradise Lost Paradise Lost is offline
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quote:Originally posted by napoleon_complex:

I can't speak for any of the protestant religions, though I think most of them believe they would go to hell.

Salvation by faith, but what if you can't grasp the idea of faith?

I need a Protestant to answer!
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Old 2005-09-23, 21:22
The_Rabbi The_Rabbi is offline
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I have never come across a single Christian that believed that retarded people go to hell.
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Old 2005-09-23, 21:29
imperfectcircle imperfectcircle is offline
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Then they must accept that ignorance of sin prevents you from being a sinner. Otherwise they don't consider retards as human beings.
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Old 2005-09-23, 22:26
Twisted_Ferret Twisted_Ferret is offline
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quote:Originally posted by imperfectcircle:

Then they must accept that ignorance of sin prevents you from being a sinner. Otherwise they don't consider retards as human beings.

Which is interesting, because Adam and Eve were supposed to be ignorant of sin...
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Old 2005-09-23, 22:49
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quote:Originally posted by The_Rabbi:

I have never come across a single Christian that believed that retarded people go to hell.

Neither have I. And I've been surrounded by Christians my entire life.
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Old 2005-09-24, 02:26
anarcho-commie anarcho-commie is offline
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fuckin retard mongoloid pussy nigger shit tr0lls better go to hell!
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Old 2005-09-24, 11:02
quasicurus quasicurus is offline
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quote:Originally posted by imperfectcircle:

Logical contradiction #2,301,848:

So take an extremely retarded person, with the same mental capacity as an ape, that person would go to hell. So do apes all go to hell also? Does God send every single nonsentient animal in creation to hell? Or is there something particular about humans that make us uniquely eligible for entry to Heaven/Hell? If so, what is it, because apes and humans only have 2 percent genetic difference, so in those two percent is there something divine? If so, through gene manipulation, can we remove just the genes that allow us to go to heaven or hell, and then be able to sin, sin, sin our hearts out without worrying about going to hell?

No need to go through all the trouble of DNA altering.

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Old 2005-09-24, 22:43
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quote:Originally posted by Paradise Lost:

Salvation by faith, but what if you can't grasp the idea of faith?

I need a Protestant to answer!

Salvation by faith my ass. Original Sin means that mankind is born wicked, and only with effort can he redeem himself in the eyes of our Lord. That means good works, healings by faith, acts of faith, devotion to God, and obedience to the mother Church.

Prodestants are heretics. If you know any, do not hesitate to give me their address, and I shall ride out and burn them. Woe betide the False Prophets. My God is indeed a mighty God. The time of purification will come, like a thief in the night! Will you be saved?
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Old 2005-09-24, 23:15
Twisted_Ferret Twisted_Ferret is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Issue313:

Salvation by faith my ass. Original Sin means that mankind is born wicked, and only with effort can he redeem himself in the eyes of our Lord. That means good works, healings by faith, acts of faith, devotion to God, and obedience to the mother Church.

Prodestants are heretics. If you know any, do not hesitate to give me their address, and I shall ride out and burn them. Woe betide the False Prophets. My God is indeed a mighty God. The time of purification will come, like a thief in the night! Will you be saved?

I can't tell if this is a joke or not.
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Old 2005-09-25, 01:22
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Book of Logic 13:37

"If god is real, and the bible isnt a tool to control people, then isnt god himself sinning by creating mankind and allowing his children to suffer? If a mother and father had children and treated them the way god treats mankind, they would be sinning and would go to hell. Also, why would an all knowing, perfect being, create a place such as hell and send the souls of humans to it for things such as not beliving in him. If a king sent his people to a torture camp for not beliving in his ideas, then by gods laws he would go to hell. So therefor, god almighty breaks his own laws and if real as the bible says, is a cruel overlord and people belive in his ideas not for the fact that he is a pure good essence of faith, but to for the simple reason of avoiding a punishment ( hell ). A perfect being would not make such a blatent mistake, such as breaking the very laws it created. By following the rules of perfection, god would have never created such an imperfect place such as the earth or the universe for that matter, since it would serve no real purpose for god, other then amusment"

[This message has been edited by JDET (edited 09-25-2005).]
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Old 2005-09-25, 01:28
napoleon_complex napoleon_complex is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Originally posted by Issue313:

Salvation by faith my ass. Original Sin means that mankind is born wicked, and only with effort can he redeem himself in the eyes of our Lord. That means good works, healings by faith, acts of faith, devotion to God, and obedience to the mother Church.

Prodestants are heretics. If you know any, do not hesitate to give me their address, and I shall ride out and burn them. Woe betide the False Prophets. My God is indeed a mighty God. The time of purification will come, like a thief in the night! Will you be saved?

I can't tell if this is a joke or not.

I thought it was hilarious!
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Old 2005-09-26, 02:14
midgetbasketball midgetbasketball is offline
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Facism sucks.

Ya nazi
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Old 2005-09-26, 02:33
MasterPython MasterPython is offline
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quote:Originally posted by napoleon_complex:

In catholicism they would go to limbo.



They got rid of limbo. Not sure how but apparently they did.
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Old 2005-09-26, 21:42
Twisted_Ferret Twisted_Ferret is offline
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quote:Originally posted by napoleon_complex:

I thought it was hilarious!

It confused me: The first paragraph sounds rather serious, but then he starts with the riding-out-and-burning bit...

quote:They got rid of limbo. Not sure how but apparently they did.

When?
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Old 2005-09-26, 23:01
napoleon_complex napoleon_complex is offline
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quote:Originally posted by MasterPython:

They got rid of limbo. Not sure how but apparently they did.

Link?

I was actually having a discussion about limbo a few days ago and this never came up.
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Old 2005-09-27, 09:15
imperfectcircle imperfectcircle is offline
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Here is something about it:

http://www.answerbag.com/c_view.php/1079#q_2285

quote:The Roman Catholic Church no longer believes purgatory to exist, but it was Church dogma until the Second Vatican Council. Purgatory was a kind of "way station" on the way to heaven, where people were punished for their sins until they were fit to enter Heaven. The difference between Purgatory and Hell was that the souls in Hell did not accept Jesus as their Saviour, which damned them to eternal torment. The souls in Purgatory had accepted Jesus, but they needed to be punished for their sins to "balance the scales" as it were -- their stay in Purgatory was only temporary. For a more poetic account of medieval Roman Catholic doctrine about Heaven, Hell, and Purgatory read Dante's Divine Comedy: Il Inferno, Il Purgatorio, and Il Paradiso.

Note that until the Second Vatican Council, the RCC held that the so-called "virtuous unbaptized", like Moses or Socrates, went to the First Circle of Hell, known as Limbo. Limbo was eternally dark, but the souls there were not punished. Limbo would also hold the souls of infants who died before baptism. Since the Second Vatican Council, the RCC's official stance on the virtuous unbaptized is that it does not know where their souls go, although it hopes that God treats them well.

I seriously wonder about how fundamentalists can have totally and absolutely fixed views based on the official Church doctrine, and then be able to change their beliefs when the Church so arbitrarily changes very established concepts (deciding after centuries that purgatory just... isn't there after all??). At least the pre Vatican 2 doctrine was somewhat consistent even though it was harsh, the new ruling makes zero sense whatsoever.

And the Church now doesn't know what happens to babies etc but hopes God looks after them? Glad someone knows what they are talking about then...
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Old 2005-09-27, 12:00
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I posted this a while back, and my post beat the shit out of your post. Fuck your mother's centipede infested vagina, stupid subhuman piece of shit nigger.
 
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