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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2005-09-13, 05:43
Wrong Brain Fritz Wrong Brain Fritz is offline
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Default The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish

and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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Old 2005-09-13, 05:49
R_I R_I is offline
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Do you think that this verse is esoteric? Do you, really?
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Old 2005-09-13, 05:57
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Did you watch Pulp Fiction lately?
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Old 2005-09-13, 08:28
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I'm a bad motherfucker!

Cheers,

Lost
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Old 2005-09-13, 10:45
The_Rabbi The_Rabbi is offline
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That's not even how it goes.
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Old 2005-09-13, 12:38
Daz Daz is offline
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It's really not.
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Old 2005-09-13, 13:34
Choscura Choscura is offline
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if thats the case, then god supports me more than he supports nearly any other christian I've ever met.

there is no such thing as an athiest who helps his brother because god told him to.
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Old 2005-09-13, 14:20
Paradise Lost Paradise Lost is offline
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25:17 And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.

That's it verbatim, the movie changed it.
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Old 2005-09-14, 00:12
stumblemonkey stumblemonkey is offline
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the movie hardly changed it, any two bibles have different text, for example my pre-Vatican 2 bible says this "And I will execute great vengeance upon them, rebuking them in fury; and they shall know that I am the Lord, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them"

and my post-Vatican 2 bible student bible for Catholics says another thing, and yet again my non-denominational bible says another.... sheesh

Maybe Tarintino was using a Morman bible?
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Old 2005-09-14, 03:59
Shadout Mapes Shadout Mapes is offline
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Different translations of the same text don't add things that aren't there. You'll notice that all the Bibles you own basically paraphrase the same statement, while Pulp Fiction adds a whole parable.
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Old 2005-09-19, 11:38
One_way_mirror One_way_mirror is offline
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nevertheless if zeus wanted to add his own parable no one would stop him. invisage an angry black mobster with a gun.
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Old 2005-09-19, 15:51
Eil Eil is offline
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from wikipedia

This is, in fact, not an actual passage from the King James Version of the Bible, but a collage of several passages. Ezekiel 25:17 in the King James Version reads:

And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.

This is actually a typically obscure reference to Karate Kiba / Chiba the Bodyguard, a 1976 film starring Sonny Chiba (whom Tarantino has hailed as "the greatest actor to ever work in martial arts films"), which opens with a nearly identical misquote, likewise attributed to Ezekiel 25:17:

The path of the righteous man and defender is beset on all sides by the iniquity of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious anger, who poison and destroy my brothers; and they shall know that I am Chiba the Bodyguard when I lay my vengeance upon them! (Ezekiel 25:17)
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Old 2005-09-19, 16:04
Lou Reed Lou Reed is offline
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i'll have A royal with cheese please!



..........thou shall not kill...etc.
 
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