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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
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#1
 2005-09-12, 01:05 |
Choscura 
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 when will jesus bring the pork chops?
the gang's all here- mohammed, moses, ghandi, buddha. we've got the grill hot, the sauce is all mixed up, and we sent jesus to the store an hour ago.
now I want to know; when will jesus bring the pork chops?
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2005-09-12, 01:12 |
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Re: when will jesus bring the pork chops?
Never! He is a Jewish person and therefore arbitrarily opposed to certain meat products! It is our duty as good non-Jews to bring this up as often as possible in order to make him feel uncomfortable in our company!
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2005-09-12, 01:24 |
Goat Saint
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Re: when will jesus bring the pork chops?
I hope you told him to pick up some plantaines. I only eat pork chops when I have fried and salted plantaines.
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2005-09-12, 03:02 |
Lynne le Fay
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Re: when will jesus bring the pork chops?
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now I want to know; when will jesus bring the pork chops?[/B]
When I'm good and ready. Damn, I don't even like pork chops.
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#5
2005-09-12, 04:45 |
MasterPython
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Re: when will jesus bring the pork chops?
Carlin's great.
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2005-09-12, 04:58 |
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Re: when will jesus bring the pork chops?
quote:Originally posted by MasterPython:
Carlin's great.
shhh!
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