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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2005-09-10, 16:32
NDC NDC is offline
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I'm going to become a priest. In order to mislead people. Not only is Catholicism corrupt, it's contradictory to the Bible itself (which contradicts itself anyway.)

Discuss.
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Old 2005-09-10, 16:33
Blue Potato Blue Potato is offline
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You should mislead little boys so you can ass rape them
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Old 2005-09-10, 16:35
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Yeah, I knew someone would say that sooner or later. Nah, I wouldn't rape kids, but maybe I'd blackmail hot catholic schoolgirls for sex after they confessed their darkest secrets to me.
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Old 2005-09-10, 16:44
Blue Potato Blue Potato is offline
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Lol.....why girls? Its rapeing little boys thats the tradition, for preists anyway.
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Old 2005-09-10, 16:45
NDC NDC is offline
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Because... I'm straight?
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Old 2005-09-10, 16:55
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quote:Originally posted by NDC:

Because... I'm straight?

You sound like you are confused. Go rape a little child and then report back.
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Old 2005-09-10, 16:57
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quote:Originally posted by Xerxes35:

You sound like you are confused. Go rape a little child and then report back.

Make sure its a little boy!
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Old 2005-09-10, 17:02
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Rockford, IL
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If I was a priest, I'd have sex with female students. I love uniforms. I almost shot a load at work the other day when two catholic girls walked in dressed for school. One had a fine ass and bent over...showed her panties a lil bit. They were maybe 16 and 17.
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Old 2005-09-10, 17:34
Valmont Valmont is offline
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Though the idea is Spurious, this thread isnt.

Moving to My God.

-Val
 
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