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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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 #1 
Old 2005-09-03, 06:19
Holy Shit Holy Shit is offline
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Default Jesus is black.

God told me himself.
 #2 
Old 2005-09-03, 06:21
Paradise Lost Paradise Lost is offline
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Default Re: Jesus is black.

I'd peg it more at middle eastern, but you were close.
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Old 2005-09-03, 10:22
Choscura Choscura is offline
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wouldn't it be great if god were a rastifarian and came down here to kick all the white-power god-crazy assholes right in the nuts?
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Old 2005-09-03, 11:41
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Britain.
Default Re: Jesus is black.

quote:Originally posted by Paradise Lost:

I'd peg it more at middle eastern, but you were close.
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Old 2005-09-03, 11:49
The_Rabbi The_Rabbi is offline
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Default Re: Jesus is black.

Jesus was a semite. He had curly hair, a big nose, and a good tan. George Hamilton-like, but with a slightly darker shade.

He wasn't black.

It goes to show how truly moronic religious folks can be. On one hand, you've got the dipshits thinking Jesus was an Aryan, and on the other hand, dipshits who think he looked like a Sub-Saharan African.

I don't know which is worse. Probably the latter, since the niggers that claim that seem to think it deems them superior.
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Old 2005-09-03, 16:29
Apart Apart is offline
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Default Re: Jesus is black.

quote:Originally posted by JesuitArtiste:
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Old 2005-09-03, 17:23
Pshycho Fraud Pshycho Fraud is offline
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Default Re: Jesus is black.

quote:Originally posted by Holy Shit:

God told me himself.

LIES!!!!!! He cant be; he just cant.
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Old 2005-09-04, 21:19
TheDragon TheDragon is offline
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Default Re: Jesus is black.

I just think it's funny how religious white racists ignore the fact that Jesus was substantially far from being 'white' (as in European). He was middle eastern, not too much different from upper African.
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Old 2005-09-04, 23:33
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My mommas uterus.
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I just think it's funny how shit! You're all shit. All you religious folks are shitty nigger jews. The man has spoken. Better go woe your woes in shame.
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Old 2005-09-10, 03:20
Lynne le Fay Lynne le Fay is offline
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Default Re: Jesus is black.

Jesus looked like Jay La'ia, I kid you not.

Very sexy and fucking manly, not like those pussy little figurines that are everywhere.
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Old 2005-09-10, 04:35
The_Real_Slacker The_Real_Slacker is offline
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Default Re: Jesus is black.

quote:God told me himself.

Don't you mean, "God told me herself?"
 #12 
Old 2005-09-10, 05:15
Lynne le Fay Lynne le Fay is offline
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Default Re: Jesus is black.

quote:Originally posted by The_Real_Slacker:

Don't you mean, "God told me herself?"

"Him" is a unisexual pronoun. Tool.
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Old 2005-09-10, 13:58
TeckGuru TeckGuru is offline
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Default Re: Jesus is black.

quote:Originally posted by Holy Shit:

God told me himself.

actually, jesus is a made up character.
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Old 2005-09-10, 21:18
Aer0 Aer0 is offline
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Default Re: Jesus is black.

quote:Originally posted by TeckGuru:

actually, jesus is a made up character.

Actually there is proof that a man named jesus was around at that time.



[This message has been edited by Aer0 (edited 09-10-2005).]
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Old 2005-09-10, 21:20
Sarter Sarter is offline
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Default Re: Jesus is black.

quote:Originally posted by Aer0:

Actually there is proof that a man named jesus was around at that time.

Actually, most made-up characters are based on real people.
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Old 2005-09-10, 21:32
Paradise Lost Paradise Lost is offline
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Default Re: Jesus is black.

quote:Originally posted by Aer0:

Actually there is proof that a man named jesus was around at that time.

Read this. (http://tinyurl.com/b2k89)
 #17 
Old 2005-09-11, 01:51
ScratchJocky ScratchJocky is offline
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Default Re: Jesus is black.

if he was black no one wouldve believed him
 #18 
Old 2005-09-12, 12:25
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The little land of Oz
Default Re: Jesus is black.

Maybe some people watch too much Dogma
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Old 2005-09-13, 05:04
bob bob is offline
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Default Re: Jesus is black.

jesus was a jew "the king of jews"
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Old 2005-09-13, 05:27
SurahAhriman SurahAhriman is offline
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Default Re: Jesus is black.

There are historical accounts of three men whose combined lives are probably the genesis of the myth of Jesus.
 
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