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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
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#1
 2005-09-03, 06:19
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Holy Shit 
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Jesus is black.
God told me himself.
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#2
 2005-09-03, 06:21
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Paradise Lost 
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Re: Jesus is black.
I'd peg it more at middle eastern, but you were close.
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#3
 2005-09-03, 10:22
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Choscura 
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Re: Jesus is black.
wouldn't it be great if god were a rastifarian and came down here to kick all the white-power god-crazy assholes right in the nuts?
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#4
 2005-09-03, 11:41
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Re: Jesus is black.
quote:Originally posted by Paradise Lost:
I'd peg it more at middle eastern, but you were close.
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#5
 2005-09-03, 11:49
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The_Rabbi 
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Re: Jesus is black.
Jesus was a semite. He had curly hair, a big nose, and a good tan. George Hamilton-like, but with a slightly darker shade.
He wasn't black.
It goes to show how truly moronic religious folks can be. On one hand, you've got the dipshits thinking Jesus was an Aryan, and on the other hand, dipshits who think he looked like a Sub-Saharan African.
I don't know which is worse. Probably the latter, since the niggers that claim that seem to think it deems them superior.
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#6
 2005-09-03, 16:29
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Apart 
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Re: Jesus is black.
quote:Originally posted by JesuitArtiste:
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#7
 2005-09-03, 17:23
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Pshycho Fraud 
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Re: Jesus is black.
quote:Originally posted by Holy Shit:
God told me himself.
LIES!!!!!! He cant be; he just cant.
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#8
 2005-09-04, 21:19
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TheDragon 
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Re: Jesus is black.
I just think it's funny how religious white racists ignore the fact that Jesus was substantially far from being 'white' (as in European). He was middle eastern, not too much different from upper African.
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#9
 2005-09-04, 23:33
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My mommas uterus.
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Re: Jesus is black.
I just think it's funny how shit! You're all shit. All you religious folks are shitty nigger jews. The man has spoken. Better go woe your woes in shame.
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#10
 2005-09-10, 03:20
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Lynne le Fay 
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Re: Jesus is black.
Jesus looked like Jay La'ia, I kid you not.
Very sexy and fucking manly, not like those pussy little figurines that are everywhere.
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#11
 2005-09-10, 04:35
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The_Real_Slacker 
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Re: Jesus is black.
quote:God told me himself.
Don't you mean, "God told me herself?"
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#12
 2005-09-10, 05:15
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Lynne le Fay 
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Re: Jesus is black.
quote:Originally posted by The_Real_Slacker:
Don't you mean, "God told me herself?"
"Him" is a unisexual pronoun. Tool.
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#13
 2005-09-10, 13:58
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TeckGuru 
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Re: Jesus is black.
quote:Originally posted by Holy Shit:
God told me himself.
actually, jesus is a made up character.
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#14
 2005-09-10, 21:18
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Aer0 
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Re: Jesus is black.
quote:Originally posted by TeckGuru:
actually, jesus is a made up character.
Actually there is proof that a man named jesus was around at that time.
[This message has been edited by Aer0 (edited 09-10-2005).]
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#15
 2005-09-10, 21:20
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Sarter 
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Re: Jesus is black.
quote:Originally posted by Aer0:
Actually there is proof that a man named jesus was around at that time.
Actually, most made-up characters are based on real people.
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#16
 2005-09-10, 21:32
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Paradise Lost 
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Re: Jesus is black.
quote:Originally posted by Aer0:
Actually there is proof that a man named jesus was around at that time.
Read this. (http://tinyurl.com/b2k89)
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#17
 2005-09-11, 01:51
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ScratchJocky 
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Re: Jesus is black.
if he was black no one wouldve believed him
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#18
 2005-09-12, 12:25
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The little land of Oz
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Re: Jesus is black.
Maybe some people watch too much Dogma
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#19
 2005-09-13, 05:04
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bob 
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Re: Jesus is black.
jesus was a jew "the king of jews"
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#20
 2005-09-13, 05:27
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SurahAhriman 
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Re: Jesus is black.
There are historical accounts of three men whose combined lives are probably the genesis of the myth of Jesus.
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