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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2005-08-30, 01:26
WeaponsOMassIdiot WeaponsOMassIdiot is offline
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Default What does God look like?

Plain and simple, what does God look like?

Michael Jackson?

Keanu Reeves?

Mel Gibson?

Eminem?

50 Cent?

Will Smith?

Fat Joe?

George W. Bush?

John Kerry?

Ralph Nader?

Or a girl...

Pamela Anderson?

My Teacher?

Your mom?

Michael Jackson?

Jessica Simpson?

Courtney Love-Hewitt?

Ellen DeGeneres?

Hilary Clinton?

Hilary Duff?

Ciara?

Voters...you decide...or submit your own opinion.
 #2 
Old 2005-08-30, 01:29
Paradise Lost Paradise Lost is offline
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Default Re: What does God look like?

I answered your first thread because I thought you were serious, I now regret it.
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Old 2005-08-30, 01:32
WeaponsOMassIdiot WeaponsOMassIdiot is offline
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Default Re: What does God look like?

Its just a little fun to go along with my atheism [Whoops I said it]

Dont be hatin
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Old 2005-08-30, 01:38
Paradise Lost Paradise Lost is offline
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Default Re: What does God look like?

I'm not hating, I'm just saying don't spam this forum (one of the best) with stupid bullshit like this. You can say you're an atheist around here it doesn't matter, just be prepared to back it up.
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Old 2005-08-30, 02:25
The_Rabbi The_Rabbi is offline
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Default Re: What does God look like?

Some athiest. Good job structuring your sentences so that God is presumed to exist.

You lose at teh 3ngl1sh.

EDIT: And why do Athiests think they're some kind of unique and rare breed?

[This message has been edited by The_Rabbi (edited 08-30-2005).]
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Old 2005-08-30, 07:32
Goat Saint Goat Saint is offline
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Default Re: What does God look like?

On one hand it made me laugh when I saw Michael Jackson was on both lists.

On the other... Shut up.
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Old 2005-08-30, 14:00
TheNihilist TheNihilist is offline
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Default Re: What does God look like?

[QUOTE]Originally posted by The_Rabbi:



And why do Athiests think they're some kind of unique and rare breed?

I wouldn't say an athiest is a rare breed but definately a unique breed, because we dont idiotcly submit our will to some fairy tale person and our lives dont revolve around a 2000 year old, glorified Aesop fables, unlike the majority of the planet.
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Old 2005-08-30, 14:18
Paradise Lost Paradise Lost is offline
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Default Re: What does God look like?

quote:Originally posted by TheNihilist:

Originally posted by The_Rabbi:

I wouldn't say an athiest is a rare breed but definately a unique breed, because we dont idiotcly submit our will to some fairy tale person and our lives dont revolve around a 2000 year old, glorified Aesop fables, unlike the majority of the planet.

Or any other religion/supreme diety. You have to include those, being atheist doesn't mean you're just against Christianity and its cup of tea.



[This message has been edited by Paradise Lost (edited 08-30-2005).]
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Old 2005-08-30, 14:33
WeaponsOMassIdiot WeaponsOMassIdiot is offline
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Default Re: What does God look like?

This forum is for what you think God looks like, not for a explanation of Atheism.

Furthermore, I am not referring to Atheism as a unique and rare breed (?), and I would like to know who made that up.

I will be making a second forum in contrast to this, where you will be free to discuss atheism and still be within boundarys of the actual topic.
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Old 2005-08-30, 14:53
Paradise Lost Paradise Lost is offline
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Default Re: What does God look like?

You see you started this as a joke, it may have had an advanced underlying tone to it (that we can't describe god) but you still started it as a joke. I'm not against jokes, just the bad ones. Id est - this thread.

If you want to start another thread over the merits of atheism then by all means do so.
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Old 2005-08-30, 15:40
WeaponsOMassIdiot WeaponsOMassIdiot is offline
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Default Re: What does God look like?

Thank you sir for pointing out the sole purpose of this forum, however it was not simply put up as a joke. I would like to wonder where you got the impression that this forum was simply just a humorous moral?

I am currently in the process of making a forum for those of you who have spammed my own forum with nothing but nonsense that has nothing to do with my "joke". Instead, ya'll are more wrapped up tight that I said I was atheist.

And no, I will not delete this forum because a few people think that a "joke" has gone too far.
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Old 2005-08-30, 15:52
WeaponsOMassIdiot WeaponsOMassIdiot is offline
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Default Re: What does God look like?

quote:Originally posted by Paradise Lost:

Or any other religion/supreme diety. You have to include those, being atheist doesn't mean you're just against Christianity and its cup of tea.



People can choose to be atheist against any certain religion. For example, Germany and Adolphus Hitler in World War 1 disliked the Jews, and then he took that to the next level. Exterminating the Jewish in concentration camps showed just how ruthless some atheistic people can be. However, that does not mean every atheist is like this.

Some people choose to express their beliefs in many forms of their choosing.
 #13 
Old 2005-08-30, 15:52
Marz Marz is offline
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i'd say he'd look indian, just like jesus
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Old 2005-08-30, 15:56
MajMoFo MajMoFo is offline
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Default Re: What does God look like?

Back to the original topic...

I think God would basically look like Aunt Jemima.... The Syrup God. (This goes for all of the religions. Some of their gods look scary if you ask me. It goes double for Christianity)

God as a big fat black woman kinda gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside.

What a wonderful contrast to the skinny white dude "Jesus" polaroids you see everywhere.

Just my 4/2 cents
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Old 2005-08-30, 15:58
Paradise Lost Paradise Lost is offline
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Default Re: What does God look like?

quote:Originally posted by WeaponsOMassIdiot:

People can choose to be atheist against any certain religion. For example, Germany and Adolphus Hitler in World War 1 disliked the Jews, and then he took that to the next level. Exterminating the Jewish in concentration camps showed just how ruthless some atheistic people can be. However, that does not mean every atheist is like this.

Some people choose to express their beliefs in many forms of their choosing.

Hitler was not, I REPEAT, was not an atheist. Atheism means you don't believe in a supreme being, anyone who believes in god, no matter what religion they adhere to, is not an atheist.

But this is just arguing over the semantics of atheism.
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Old 2005-08-30, 16:10
MajMoFo MajMoFo is offline
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Default Re: What does God look like?

quote:Originally posted by WeaponsOMassIdiot:

People can choose to be atheist against any certain religion. For example, Germany and Adolphus Hitler in World War 1 disliked the Jews, and then he took that to the next level. Exterminating the Jewish in concentration camps showed just how ruthless some atheistic people can be. However, that does not mean every atheist is like this.

Some people choose to express their beliefs in many forms of their choosing.

Hitler, while yes he was a prick was NOT an Atheist. Hitler was a Christian. World War 2 was a RELIGIOUS war. Hitler just happened to be an extremist. Not unlike the scourge of the world today, the extremist muslims and the extremist christian (Bush).

Pull your head out of the ass of the American textbook. You will feel better.....

Some information and quotes on the subject: http://www.ffrf.org/fttoday/back/hitler.html

And yes, I know I am a couple of minutes late
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Old 2005-09-03, 13:02
Lou Reed Lou Reed is offline
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this guy:

http://biphome.spray.se/intonet/hemsida1.htm
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Old 2005-09-03, 14:13
Cancerous Cretin Cancerous Cretin is offline
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Default Re: What does God look like?

World War 2 was a RELIGIOUS war

co-co? come again?



please explain, and dont say anything about teutonic/ayran thinkings, just explain that to me
 #19 
Old 2005-09-04, 07:53
kidneyboy kidneyboy is offline
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Default Re: What does God look like?

God looks like George Burns.
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Old 2005-09-05, 07:40
gomp gomp is offline
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Default Re: What does God look like?

God looks like eather a huge vagina

or a gigantic cock.
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Old 2005-09-05, 07:43
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Default Re: What does God look like?

He's the alpha and the omega, he's matter and he's space, he's you and he's me. He's an idea and a way of life.

But in human form he looks like Jerry Seinfeld.
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Old 2005-09-05, 08:18
K0z K0z is offline
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God is a black sexually confused transexual called Mike Jackson.
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Old 2005-09-05, 16:37
Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle is offline
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quote:Originally posted by kidneyboy:

God looks like George Burns.

WORST MOVIE EVER!!!!!! OH GOD
 #24 
Old 2005-09-17, 02:03
mixedbloods mixedbloods is offline
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It looks like Joe Peschy.
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Old 2005-09-18, 18:35
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Default Re: What does God look like?

If one does indeed believe in a God or Higher Entity, one must also accept the fact they can not begin to fathom what He would look like. Although, I'm sure some religions indulge themselves with thinking they know what God looks like, a matter of belief, I suppose.
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Old 2005-09-18, 23:11
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He is some old fat man sat infront of the computer jacking off to porn 24/7...thats why the world is gone to shit..he has let his attention on us slip...in favour of some good ol bukkake.
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Old 2005-09-19, 01:52
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One day I woke up and realized God's face had been in front of me my entire life. That "everything is perfect" was a statement that couldn't be argued.
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Old 2005-09-19, 01:57
Paradise Lost Paradise Lost is offline
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Default Re: What does God look like?

quote:Originally posted by Fuck:

That "everything is perfect" was a statement that couldn't be argued.

Sure it can. Perfection is subjective.
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Old 2005-09-19, 02:00
Ali G in da house Ali G in da house is offline
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Default Re: What does God look like?

He is a puff of logic.
 
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