how could he do all that shit hes supposed to have done if hes human

Quite the Black and White fallacy you have going there.

quote:Originally posted by kfc v lot:

how could he do all that shit hes supposed to have done if hes human

fucken die

you're not far off.

http://www.zetatalk.com/myths/m20.htm

Asclepius. Believed by the Greeks to have once lived as a man and raised to a god after death. He was fathered by a god – Apollo – but with a human mother (Coronis, a beautiful maiden of Thessaly). He was raised by the centaur Chiron in a cave and from him learned the art of healing. But Asclepius committed the unpardonable sin of raising a man from the dead, enraging Hades for cheating him of dead souls. Zeus, afraid that Asclepius might render all men immortal, slew him with a thunderbolt. Apollo interceded on behalf of his son and persuaded Zeus to make Asclepius the god of medicine. As an immortal, Asclepius was able to cure the sick from the realm of the gods.

Certainly, for centuries, sick people went to the temples dedicated to Asclepius hoping for a cure. It was said that those who came to Asclepius on crutches went away dancing happily. Famous temples of the god were at Pergamum, Epidaurus, Cos and Rome. Full participation in the healing program involved sleeping inside the temple compound – in effect, the first hospitals – where 'holistic' treatment involved massage, baths and dream interpretation. Fortunate individuals did indeed experience a "healing miracle" and gave testimony to the cure effected by this Greek god.

The early Christians attacked the cult of Asclepius with great venom, indicating a close rivalry between the two cults and a certain embarrassment among Christians repeatedly being told that Asclepios had already done all of Jesus' tricks and had done them better.

Doesn't it suck when your God gets outdone?

It's very interesting how culture effects people. Take people who think Jesus was an alien. Even though they don't believe in Jesus the Godman, they still assume the bible is completely truthful and accurate. If you are going to claim that Jesus wasn't God, isn't the easiest conclusion that the bible isn't accurate or doesn't give the whole story?

I've seen Bruce Willis die multiple times. Magicians make the statue of liberty vanish and move things with the power of their mind. Doesn't mean they are God, alien or super human.

dis thread is stupid and so is this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_Christ_Vampire_Hunter