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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2005-08-22, 05:52
ChainsawGutsfuck ChainsawGutsfuck is offline
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Default Pleasing your God

I don't know everyone's story or religion or anything but I know most about my religion. It's something I've been developing for a few years since a profound, heavy mushroom trip. This religion is based strongly around karma and mutualism. That and pieces of other religions. Those religions including Catholisism, Christianity, Muslim (be that or be it not the proper name for that religion) and buddhism (if you consider that a religion). Anyway. I've found all things considered, things are going pretty damn well in my world and I owe some good thanks. So how do you please your god? I usually burn some inscense or weeding honour. But I'm looking for something great. Something that will keep things going nice and well now.
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Old 2005-08-22, 05:55
Goat Saint Goat Saint is offline
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Islam*

And if you wouldn't mind I would like to know more about your religion.

EDIT: Oh yeah, I don't have a God. So I don't spend my days trying to please one. I do however, try to lead an honest life, doing good deeds and having integrity. That sort of thing.



[This message has been edited by Goat Saint (edited 08-22-2005).]
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Old 2005-08-22, 11:32
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With so large percentage of humanity being religious and out to please God, it's clear he's a very hard deity to please.
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Old 2005-08-22, 12:24
Goat Saint Goat Saint is offline
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quote:Originally posted by elfstone:

With so large percentage of humanity being religious and out to please God, it's clear he's a very hard deity to please.

Who isn't hard to please? You'd think a said perfect being would be fairly content.

Guess not...
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Old 2005-08-23, 02:46
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quote:Originally posted by Goat Saint:

Who isn't hard to please? You'd think a said perfect being would be fairly content.

Guess not...



Hehe. Hes a perfectionist. What can we say?

Im that way too and im hard to please. I guess he doesnt like it when his creations are constantly self-destructing.
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Old 2005-08-23, 04:13
Goat Saint Goat Saint is offline
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quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

Hehe. Hes a perfectionist. What can we say?

Im that way too and im hard to please. I guess he doesnt like it when his creations are constantly self-destructing.

Yeah me too. I go insane when things aren't perfect. Guess that's one of the perks(?) of manic-depression.

And I don't think he enjoys his creations self-destructing either. I remember I was devestated when my sea monkeys died.
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Old 2005-08-23, 06:45
qazwsx qazwsx is offline
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slacking off like every single day
 
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