tittyfucking christ these forums are barf - go to amazon and read The Book of Subgenius

if you have the feeling your life is a bit strange



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Tired of those "christian" reliogion that demand 10% of you income and offer 0% return on investment?

Well, this Church is the Church for you! "BoB' set the REAL storey of the human/yeti history of the world that the "Conspiracy" has hidden from us! "Bob" will show you how to unlock you lost Yeti Powers. Once unleashed, you new powers will allow to to alter the space-time continuim, make telemarketers comspaniusly combust, have members of the opposite sex not ant to have sex with you, and most important of all, obtain your true slack awareness!

Thanks to "BoB", I have quit my job, and earned a living through pshycoknetic Frame Straightening, altering time and space at parties, and electro-mechanical patriotial TV repair!

Praise BoB!

A friend sent me this link http://www.ology.org/principia/body.html it's related.

one thing we all agree on this is very much a pagan world

quote:Originally posted by Osiris89:

Once unleashed, you new powers will allow to to alter the space-time continuim, make telemarketers comspaniusly combust, have members of the opposite sex not ant to have sex with you, and most important of all, obtain your true slack awareness!

Your powers will make members of the opposite sex NOT want sex with you? What a great reason to join... NOT.

he has it the other way around but you please don't beleive that

quote:Originally posted by Encrypted Soldier:

Your powers will make members of the opposite sex NOT want sex with you? What a great reason to join... NOT.

Praise Dobbs! He gives eternal nlightenment.

J.R. Dobbs has changed my life. I once was a pimply, incompetent geek, now I'm a self confident gigilo, taking the cash from the pinks. Praise Bob.

Which of Bob's teachings do I consider most profound ?

"If I can't whup it, I will go down.". How zen. How....Bob.

Or perhaps:

"Bleeding head good, healed head bad."

You be the judge.