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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2005-08-17, 19:11
swishcakerolls swishcakerolls is offline
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Default is it just me or is everyone becoming a scientologist

i mean seriously im baptist but i see all of these celebritys such as katie holmes and tom cruise getting involved in scientology why the hell are they
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Old 2005-08-17, 19:21
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quote:Originally posted by swishcakerolls:

i mean seriously im baptist but i see all of these celebritys such as katie holmes and tom cruise getting involved in scientology why the hell are they



Tom Cruise because he is stupid as hell.

Katie Holmes because she loves Tom (which proves that she is also stupid as hell).
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Old 2005-08-17, 19:23
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Tom Cruise is insane and mentally unstable. Katie is just following him.

It's a perfect celebrity religion. Their place is determined by how much money they can give the head church. In return the church gives them secret knowledge that allows them to feel superior and a cure all for their problems.
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Old 2005-08-17, 20:25
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quote: It's a perfect celebrity religion. Their place is determined by how much money they can give the head church.

Yea it's sad people fall for that.

edit: forgot a [B]



[This message has been edited by Aseren (edited 08-17-2005).]
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Old 2005-08-17, 22:22
swishcakerolls swishcakerolls is offline
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im glad that some people actually agree with my thoughts and wtf is scientology actually about?
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Old 2005-08-17, 22:33
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quote:Originally posted by swishcakerolls:

im glad that some people actually agree with my thoughts and wtf is scientology actually about?

Some race of aliens supposedly wiped out all humans 75 million years ago (forgetting that we were supposed to be evolved into humans only 65 million years ago )

Their race will "beam us up" if we rid ourselves of thetans, or some bullshit like that.
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Old 2005-08-17, 22:34
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Scientology makes about as much sense as a virgin birth...
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Old 2005-08-17, 22:54
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A virgin birth - implying a birth not resulting from impregnation by a male individual - is not as impossible as it sounds. From a purely materialistic standpoint, the mechanism would be parthenogenesis (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=parthenogenesis).

It is not uncommon in some lower life forms, but for human beings... a miracle would be required.
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Old 2005-08-17, 22:56
Darwinist Darwinist is offline
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quote:Originally posted by swishcakerolls:

... and wtf is scientology actually about?

Tom Cruise explains Scientology.

Quite funny

http://tinyurl.com/dhloy
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Old 2005-08-17, 23:01
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dude...beck is a scientologist?
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Old 2005-08-17, 23:04
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Basically in scientology, 75 million years ago there was a civilization just like our, with people just like ours. It was a giant space civilization. Over population was messing with everything so the overlord Xenu put a bunch of people, called thetans, onto a space plane that looked exactly like a DC-10 and brought them to earth. He set them up around all the volcanos and blew them up with tons of nukes. He then "reprogramed" the thetans to believe they live on earth and Jesus is God and everything that we believe. These thetans stick to us and cause problems. They are also the reason why we believe in false Gods. Now, the church will help you cleanse yourself of these thetans, for a fee of course. A cleansed person is then able to see "the truth."

Note, I may have mixed a couple things up, I was just typing from memory. Oh and Hubbard, the creator was on a shit load of drugs when he made it all up.
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Old 2005-08-17, 23:09
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quote:Originally posted by Beta69:

Now, the church will help you cleanse yourself of these thetans, for a fee of course.

Provided you make a substantial donation
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Old 2005-08-17, 23:39
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In the past the church was also known for using laywers, black mail and death threats to keep the scam going and to prevent higher level information getting out to anyone who hadn't paid.



Edit to other post: I was slightly incorrect, we have a thetan soul and the cleansing is to clear our soul of all the false information so we can remember our true heritage.
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Old 2005-08-20, 07:01
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Scientology - A bad sci-fi story
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Old 2005-08-20, 07:16
Kia Kordestani Kia Kordestani is offline
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Isn't Scientology according to the US government considered a business and not a religious organization? Correct me if I'm wrong but I guess that would explain why all these celebrities are pouring their money into this scam.
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Old 2005-08-20, 16:27
BaKeD_gOoDs BaKeD_gOoDs is offline
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I thought it was developed by hypnotizing patients, and tapping into old memories from previous life, where the hypnotizer found that people have been many species of different aliens. I don't believe it because our brains are extremely powerful and can create immaginary worlds in great detail, especially if were coached in the right way.

I get visions and spychic phenomenon that gives me glimpses of what a person is thinking. I've gotten a few of these when people are reading science fiction intensely. It's very easy to get confused by a vision that's real or fiction, when fiction is within the laws of science. Like star trek, it's potentially possible for us to one day actually explore space in this fashion. Even a photon torpedo is a very real weopon that one day will probably be built.
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Old 2005-08-20, 16:47
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quote:Originally posted by Darwinist:



Tom Cruise because he is stupid as hell.

Katie Holmes because she loves Tom (which proves that she is also stupid as hell).





and nicoles a wicked witch who is sure to put spells on them, so they will start a new race of superbabys who will save us from reality!
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Old 2005-08-21, 16:28
dontdrinkbleach dontdrinkbleach is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Beta69:

It's a perfect celebrity religion. Their place is determined by how much money they can give the head church. In return the church gives them secret knowledge that allows them to feel superior and a cure all for their problems.

It's the ultimate scam!

Also I prefer Star Wars.

[This message has been edited by dontdrinkbleach (edited 08-21-2005).]
 
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