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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
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#1
 2005-08-11, 04:55
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I need help in solving this
Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?
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#2
 2005-08-11, 05:14
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Tea and Crumpets country
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Re: I need help in solving this
You just lost your dignity for ever more.
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#3
 2005-08-11, 05:37
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Paradise Lost 
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Re: I need help in solving this
First off, I love that episode of The Simpons where Homer has to take medicinal marijuana.
Secondly, yes and no. If by Jesus you mean God and by God we're assuming the one that has omni-max powers.
A supreme being doesn't have to abide by logic so it could both make a burrito so hot that it couldn't eat and eat it anyways. That's the craziness of omnipotence.
[This message has been edited by Paradise Lost (edited 08-11-2005).]
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#4
 2005-08-11, 08:28
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Moderator
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: I need help in solving this
quote:Originally posted by bushy:
Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?
ok , i'll treat this as a serious theological enquiry.
and to answer the question : yes , whatever else JC may or may have not been all sources agree he was 100% human.
that means he ate, shat and had wetdreams. and had MC D's existed back then ,then he too would have suffered 3 degree burns from their napalm filled ,infamous 'Apple Pocket'.
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