This summer hasn't been one of the best..spending most of my time alone because well, I guess I have no friends.

To pass the time, I was outside the other day doing yardwork. It was pretty hot and sunny, but I felt fine, until all of a sudden, I got dizzy and was able to lay down in the grass. I felt a pounding pain on my forehead, and probably went in and out of consciousness. I'm guessing this lasted a few minutes.

When it was over, I looked across the yard and the first thing I saw was a small, distinct rock. It seemed to be telling me that it had saved me, so I took it inside and I keep it now, thanking it for everything good that happens to me, consulting it for advice, and asking forgiveness when I do wrong.

Is all of this normal? It is when you think about it.

At least you have evidence the rock exists. So it's not that insane.

Kickass.

And nobody here can pretend they haven't done that at least once ,(^_^< )

You only go as far in life as what you worship has. I doubt a rock has healing abilitys, that rock better be healing my ass out of debt to take it in and worship it.

well, that's asking a lot considering that it just saved your life...

and what kind of spiritual goal is making money for anybody?

I pray to a tree in my front yard. I haven't collected statistics, but I think it answers more of my prayers than god ever did.

I remember ArmsMerchant talks to rocks. I think they tell him people's fortunes or something.

what kind of rock?

Cool. Now give it a name, write a book about it. BUild a giant fucking temple/church/mosque charge a couple hundred bucks per person to enter and touch the sacred rock, and you have a world religion. Oh, you also have to be the only person to actually hear what the rock says.

quote:Originally posted by whocares123:



I felt a pounding pain on my forehead, and probably went in and out of consciousness. I'm guessing this lasted a few minutes.

When it was over, I looked across the yard and the first thing I saw was a small, distinct rock.

Sounds like someone threw it at your head...

HEHE, thats what i thought.

That is cool, you were saved by a rock, my main question is what type of rock is it?

Well youre god can BEAT the shit out of my god for certain.

*stupid joke*

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Do you know what it's like to have a seizure? You most likely got hit with that rock or had a seizure, or had sun stroke. I'd like to think it was the rock that hit you since i'd have the impulse to throw one your way, if your the kind of person to start worshipping a rock.

quote:Originally posted by BaKeD_gOoDs:

Do you know what it's like to have a seizure? You most likely got hit with that rock or had a seizure, or had sun stroke. I'd like to think it was the rock that hit you since i'd have the impulse to throw one your way, if your the kind of person to start worshipping a rock.

No, I asked the rock if someone threw it at me, it said no.

I'm not sure what kind of rock it is, or that it's even a kind at all. It would make sense to assume that it's its own kind. It looks like an average gray rock, but it's somehow different. When I asked it what kind of rock it was, all it said was something like "a god rock."

quote:Originally posted by Clarphimous:

I remember ArmsMerchant talks to rocks. I think they tell him people's fortunes or something.

Riiiiiight.

Your not very funny.

post your sob story on ebay and sell it for mad cash " buy the mystical healing rock only $900"

you experienced heatstroke, brought on by dehydration.

Oh well, I think worshipping the rock isn't nearly as idiotic as monotheism, at least you can see the rock and know that it is as real as you are.

Faith-based religions are lame anyway. You can carry your god around with you in your pocket if you want to, sounds great to me.