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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2005-08-02, 20:53
The Mad Bomber The Mad Bomber is offline
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I was out walking around with my friend when my mom calls my cellphone and tells me i need to immediatly come home. I ask her why, then my uncle comes on the phone and tells me to come home now. Then i knew it was bad. So i come home, and my mom tells me my lord Jesus Christ was nailed to a cross and died at at 6:30pm.

This was completely unexpected because he wasnt sick or anything...idk....im sad.
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Old 2005-08-02, 21:19
Paradise Lost Paradise Lost is offline
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Humor has gone downhill...
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Old 2005-08-02, 22:33
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Thankfully he came back to life three days later. So it wasnt a total loss
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Old 2005-08-02, 23:58
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ArgonPlasma2000: Thankfully he came back to life three days later. So it wasnt a total loss

Zombies really creep the shit out of me.
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Old 2005-08-03, 01:25
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Naa he's not comming back this time, Unlike last time I really nailed him in good this time, he can't escape. (I was drunk the first time)
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Old 2005-08-05, 10:58
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If he really is the son of God, you're going to need more than a few nails to keep him hanging there.

I wondering, why isn't this plastered all over the tabloids already? Bit slack on their behalf.
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Old 2005-08-05, 21:35
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Its not cool to make clone threads in a different forum than it was originally made.
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Old 2005-08-05, 22:34
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quote:Originally posted by OMr_duckO:



Its not cool to make clone threads in a different forum than it was originally made.

A million people just said "Amen!"
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Old 2005-08-07, 02:21
midgetbasketball midgetbasketball is offline
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err... I don't get it.
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Old 2005-08-07, 07:03
sylph sylph is offline
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This will be the third time I have seen this story excet the last time i saw it somebody copied it and it was about a guys girlfriend dieing, I'm no good at remebering names so i dont know if you were the orginal, but stop taking other peoples shit, first off it isn't even funny...and second if you were the person who orginally posted this im not sorry about saying that because obviouly you lied on the first one or just didn't really give a damn about your girlfrind and just wanted attention or it was a lie to begin with. I give you an E for effort though
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Old 2005-08-08, 21:57
mastershake mastershake is offline
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this is like the fifth thread ive seen like this
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Old 2005-08-09, 21:59
NeoIceshroom NeoIceshroom is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Tr1p:

Naa he's not comming back this time, Unlike last time I really nailed him in good this time, he can't escape. (I was drunk the first time)

Hahaha!!
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Old 2005-08-10, 03:02
Pshycho Fraud Pshycho Fraud is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Tr1p:

Naa he's not comming back this time, Unlike last time I really nailed him in good this time, he can't escape. (I was drunk the first time)

You see, this is why everyone hates the joos.
 
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