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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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 #1 
Old 2005-07-31, 06:09
quasicurus quasicurus is offline
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Default Turning people into atheists.

^Exactly what it says.

Obviously reasoning with them won't help.

Any other suggestions?
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Old 2005-07-31, 06:26
Beta69 Beta69 is offline
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Default Re: Turning people into atheists.

I go with the ZF-2 atheist transmogrifying gun, but others like the PN-12, it has a longer range but a smaller atheist goo load.
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Old 2005-07-31, 06:35
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Default Re: Turning people into atheists.

quote:Originally posted by Beta69:

I go with the ZF-2 atheist transmogrifying gun, but others like the PN-12, it has a longer range but a smaller atheist goo load.
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Old 2005-07-31, 07:16
n1k n1k is offline
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Default Re: Turning people into atheists.

quote:^Exactly what it says.



That isnt a sentence so I have no idea what the hell you are trying to say..
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Old 2005-07-31, 11:05
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Tea and Crumpets country
Default Re: Turning people into atheists.

quote:Originally posted by quasicurus:

Any other suggestions?



Challenge God to a boxing match.
 #6 
Old 2005-07-31, 11:22
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.:six degrees of synesthesia:.
Default Re: Turning people into atheists.

LMAO @ Beta
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Old 2005-07-31, 13:31
Nihilist Nihilist is offline
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Default Re: Turning people into atheists.

quote:Originally posted by quasicurus:

^Exactly what it says.

Obviously reasoning with them won't help.

Any other suggestions?





i bet if you got your cock wet, youd stop caring so much about what other ppl beleive.
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Old 2005-07-31, 21:36
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Default Re: Turning people into atheists.

quote:Originally posted by Nihilist:



i bet if you got your cock wet, youd stop caring so much about what other ppl beleive.

You kick more ass with every post.
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Old 2005-08-01, 03:22
quasicurus quasicurus is offline
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Default Re: Turning people into atheists.

quote:Originally posted by Nihilist:



i bet if you got your cock wet, youd stop caring so much about what other ppl beleive.

Being dragged to church is not fun.

You don't know how it feels like being surrounded by Caths, Protestants and stuff.

All my family members, extended family members and friends, they are all church-goers.
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Old 2005-08-01, 20:29
Nihilist Nihilist is offline
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Default Re: Turning people into atheists.

quote:Originally posted by quasicurus:

Being dragged to church is not fun.

You don't know how it feels like being surrounded by Caths, Protestants and stuff.

All my family members, extended family members and friends, they are all church-goers.

I was raised irish protestant.

i would suggest that instead of trying to turn ppl into atheists, that you reach between your legs, feel around, and see if you possess a set of balls.

if you do, then use your powers of thought and create an arguement to raise to your parents about why you do not want to goto church anymore.

much more direct, much more likely to work. and even a respectfull way to go about your problem.

have a nice day.
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Old 2005-08-01, 22:14
Atomical Atomical is offline
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Default Re: Turning people into atheists.

Are you in Ireland now? No teenager in America goes to church if he doesn't want to.
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Old 2005-08-01, 23:00
Paradise Lost Paradise Lost is offline
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Default Re: Turning people into atheists.

Let them believe what they want. How would you feel if someone tried to convert you?

If you have to go to church then suck it up and quit being a pussy.
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Old 2005-08-01, 23:51
Nihilist Nihilist is offline
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Default Re: Turning people into atheists.

quote:Originally posted by Atomical:

Are you in Ireland now? No teenager in America goes to church if he doesn't want to.



its apparent by his posts that his parents are making him. see my point now?
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Old 2005-08-02, 00:44
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Behind the boat house
Default Re: Turning people into atheists.

This forum isn't about learning how to get people to conform to your beliefs. It isn't about chastizing people or trying to convince them that they're wrong. This forum is about open discussion and sharing information of a religious and/or spiritual nature.

You lose.

Cheers,

Lost
 
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