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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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 #1 
Old 2005-07-24, 10:49
dirty piss stool dirty piss stool is offline
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Default Church of Satan

Wrong forum but nobody goes in the right one. But does anyone know what they actually do in the chruch of satan? I wanna go when i get my car hehheh
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Old 2005-07-24, 10:51
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quote:Originally posted by dirty piss stool:

I wanna go Wrong forum hehheh

gO away
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Old 2005-07-24, 10:52
Pink Pink is offline
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Default Re: Church of Satan

"So, you guys still hate jesus?"

"Yeah"

"Cool"

"..."
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Old 2005-07-24, 11:04
dirty piss stool dirty piss stool is offline
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quote:Originally posted by SonOfABunny:

gO in my moms dirty vagina and lick around the circumference of it just like i saw you do last night
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Old 2005-07-24, 11:06
Pink Pink is offline
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I've never heard the word 'circumfrence' when talking about a vagina before.
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Old 2005-07-24, 11:06
Le Gourmand Le Gourmand is offline
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They bitch and moan about their parents making them eat their veggies the previous night.
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Old 2005-07-24, 14:57
dirty piss stool dirty piss stool is offline
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Default Re: Church of Satan

quote:Originally posted by Pink:

I've never heard the word 'circumfrence' when talking about a vagina before.

Now you did.
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Old 2005-07-24, 15:11
Agent Provocateur Agent Provocateur is offline
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Default Re: Church of Satan

Sex rituals mainly. Think of them as a glorified Atheist sexed up gathering, since that's pretty much what they are.

"We do not recognize Satan as a being or god, but rather as a force that defines the undefined. We do not worship Satan we worship ourselfs"



But yeah, if you just want to have sex with random people in the name of hedonism and the great satan, go ahead.
 #9 
Old 2005-07-24, 15:30
mr.t1000 mr.t1000 is offline
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Default Re: Church of Satan

Best. Thread. Ever.

Take care.
 #10 
Old 2005-07-24, 16:23
homegrown_420 homegrown_420 is offline
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Default Re: Church of Satan

They spin stairway to heaven backwards and masterbate.
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Old 2005-07-24, 16:34
Certified Dead Certified Dead is offline
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They worship dirty piss stool because he makes great threads like this one
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Old 2005-07-29, 18:37
GANG-GREEN GANG-GREEN is offline
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Default Re: Church of Satan

bump
 #13 
Old 2005-07-29, 18:41
Carl Panzram Carl Panzram is offline
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Default Re: Church of Satan

Satanism is basically doing whatever you please. As someone else said, hedonism.
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Old 2005-07-29, 18:56
insaneike_420 insaneike_420 is offline
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They light 555550000000000x candles and wank eachother off...

later
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Old 2005-07-29, 18:58
Red Raven Red Raven is offline
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quote:Originally posted by dirty piss stool:

Wrong forum
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Old 2005-08-04, 16:41
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quote:Originally posted by Pink:

"So, you guys still hate jesus?"

"Yeah"

"Cool"

"..."

hahahaha...funny shit.
 #17 
Old 2005-08-08, 12:03
midgetbasketball midgetbasketball is offline
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this isn't the wrong forum, satanism is a religion.

What would the right forum be then, huh HUH Ahh?
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Old 2005-08-09, 00:52
Mr. Idiot Mr. Idiot is offline
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Default Re: Church of Satan

Here's is your answer:

www.joyofsatan.com (http://www.joyofsatan.com)

[This message has been edited by Mr. Idiot (edited 08-09-2005).]
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Old 2005-09-22, 20:32
tjiseclipsed tjiseclipsed is offline
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there just a bunch of gothics that wear black smoke ciggerattes and fuck eacother in the ass.
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Old 2005-09-22, 21:00
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Texas
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w00t

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