This christian arrogant. Told me that I worship Buddha. The bitch had never even read a book about buddhism. Ooohh the arrogance. Anyways. Buddha is not a god and he kicks every gods ass.

Peace out.

quote:Originally posted by loneranger:

Buddha is not a god and he kicks every gods ass.

Well at least it is better then when my aunt told me Siddhartha Gautama was a reincarnation of Jesus. But Sid wouldn't give a shit about other gods. I think he'd just smile, nod his head and continue to walk around the woods

Buddha is pretty much the same as Jesus.

Jesus > Buddha

no contest.

quote:Originally posted by xoctopusx:

Jesus > Buddha

no contest.

Buddha was fat and fat people are jolly. So I'm going to have to go with Buddha. But, Jesus could walk on water. I'd like to see a fat person do that...hmmmmmm.

Fat floats.

Damn baby you need to relax. Take a chill pill.

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

Fat floats.

Touche. Thus confirming that Buddha is better than Jesus.

However, shit floats as well.

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

However, shit floats as well.

Only if it has air-pockets... Sometimes it sinks.

quote:Originally posted by lacoste2k2:

Buddha was fat and fat people are jolly. So I'm going to have to go with Buddha. But, Jesus could walk on water. I'd like to see a fat person do that...hmmmmmm.

Buddha wasn't fat. Thats just a common representation to show prosperity.

That is true there are many different versions of Buddha.

Gotta love the Monty Python-esque dialogue. By the way...how would Siddhartha be a reincarnation of Jesus? Siddhartha lived way before Jesus.

Time-Travelling Ghost Of Jesus.

I apologize for posting in a non-serious thread, forum gods, but it was demanded of me.

Buddha d.o.b = 525 BC

Jebus d.o.b = 0 BC

Buddhism >>> than any other religion

quote:Originally posted by lacoste2k2:

Buddha was fat and fat people are jolly. So I'm going to have to go with Buddha. But, Jesus could walk on water. I'd like to see a fat person do that...hmmmmmm.

FYI, the fat buddha statuette you see is the Chinese version of the laughing buddha.

btw, Jesus got owned by David Blaine in the southpark episode of super best friends

quote:Originally posted by homosuperior:

FYI, the fat buddha statuette you see is the Chinese version of the laughing buddha.

btw, Jesus got owned by David Blaine in the southpark episode of super best friends



Those Chinese bastards. Lying to me through Buddha.

quote:Originally posted by Skankinsasquatch:

Gotta love the Monty Python-esque dialogue. By the way...how would Siddhartha be a reincarnation of Jesus? Siddhartha lived way before Jesus.



I did have a hard time trying to tell her that. But her "religious college classes" were more accurate then the several books and online sources I showed her.

if you meet Buddha on the road, kill him.

Fat Bhudda was for rich people and skinny Bhudda was for poor folks.

God Of Jacob > Jesus > Buddha

[This message has been edited by godofjacob (edited 08-04-2005).]

God = buddhist Jesus =reincarnation of buddah buddah= satan 'nuff said