Up the 13 steps of the gallows walked the condemned man

And time passes very quickly when death is near

After having completed the first step, the condemned man knew there were but 12 left

Before he would meet death and his soul would leave his body

And after having completed the 13 steps the condemned man was met by a giant cloaked figure

And with a quick flick of the wrist the man was dead

And his soul left his body and went down down down

To a place we laughingly refer to as hell

But none of us will ever go there because we're all far too groovy

The man's body was left to rot on the gallows

And a great multitude of black birds came and picked the man's corpse apart

Piece by piece

Limb by limb

Until nothing remained

And his blood melted into the ground below

The gallows was made from a tree created by God

The man's blood dripped into the ground which was created by God

Even the giant cloaked figure which was the man's own end was created by God

Even the man's soul which went down was created by God

Even the black birds which picked the man's corpse apart were created by God

AND WHERE WAS GOD?

- Bachman/Cummings

how bad,

really,

is 66?

More importantly, where are my keys?

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

More importantly, where are my keys?

indeed, the burning theological question of the moment.

*consults various dusty tomes*

answer:

my son, your keys are there in the place where you left them.

probably on the floor of your girlfriends flat or in the cat litter tray.



no, no need to thank me .

i exist to serve my fellow man.

If my keys are at my girl's place, then how the fuck did I drive back home?

Datura.

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

If my keys are at my girl's place, then how the fuck did I drive back home?

you mean you didn't steal the car?!

then it's gotta be the cat litter tray

as the good book says "seek and ye shall find"

The good book says a lot of things.

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

The good book says a lot of things.

yeah ..mainly stuff about smoting under the 5th rib...

I can imagine the Vatican getting sued over man killing woman in attempt to remove her ribs after reading the bible.

Best fucking headline ever.