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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2005-07-24, 09:24
Magnus_Ungermax Magnus_Ungermax is offline
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Default Hyenas are demons on earth!!

Im alittle drunk but stay with me right? hyensa have an otherwordly laugh right?

2. they are always on the trail of death

3. they are the only animal not frightened by humans

4 the male and female genitals are almost similar (much like lucifer in the satanic religion. He is both male an female)

5. in africa its not called a werewolf but a hyenaman

what do you think of my theory?
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Old 2005-07-24, 10:51
akdf akdf is offline
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its possible, and aliens are also possible demons
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Old 2005-07-24, 13:08
Lou Reed Lou Reed is offline
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emons are out of gods presance
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Old 2005-07-24, 19:33
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......oo00ooo<
Default Re: Hyenas are demons on earth!!

Sounds like somebody's watched "The Lion King" one too many times.
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Old 2005-07-24, 20:05
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Default Re: Hyenas are demons on earth!!

Some say that each soul evolves and throughout it's existence can spend time hosting the body of animals as well as humans.

A hyena would probably be a very young and ignorant soul, whereas creatures such as dolphins, eagles, etc host more advanced souls.

Take a look at an animal and you can identify it's character type with that of human types. That reflects the wisdom or ignorance of a particular soul.

The difference in hosting an animals body is that you don't get the freedom of thought that humans get. Which is why you can only achieve self realisation when you're a human...... some say.
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Old 2005-07-24, 20:50
MasterPython MasterPython is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Magnus_Ungermax:

Im alittle drunk but stay with me right? hyensa have an otherwordly laugh right?

2. they are always on the trail of death

3. they are the only animal not frightened by humans

5. in africa its not called a werewolf but a hyenaman





They actualy are not purely scavengers and there are alot of animals that get used to humans. They have to call werewolves something in Africa, they don't have wolves there do they?
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Old 2005-07-25, 19:48
Lou Reed Lou Reed is offline
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they do make some pretty scarey noises, mmehehe ahaaahahah
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Old 2005-07-25, 21:41
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quote:Originally posted by MasterPython:



They actualy are not purely scavengers and there are alot of animals that get used to humans.

Pigeons are demons!
 
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