They don't know what God is, they're retarded. Besides, if I go to Hell/Heaven, I want it to be retard free. I got enough from dealing with tards in this lifetime.

How do you know that you're supposed to go to heaven? How do you know you're not supposed to go to, you know, heck?

Retards won't be retards in the afterlife, but you might be.

It's slightly worrying that Snoopy got pretty close to an actual question pondered by actual theologians - when someone who has never encountered the (Catholic church) dies, do they go to hell, like any one who rejected the Catholic church would, even though they never got the chance for redemption. It's called the "hypothetical tribesman" problem. Basically, by analogy, the tribesmen are retards.

Anyway. The official Catholic line, decided on at the Vatican II conference, is that the hypothetical tribesman isn't damned, God makes him a special case.

So, yes, there will be retards in heaven.

quote:Originally posted by 256:



So, yes, there will be retards in heaven.

Hallelujah!

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

They don't know what God is, they're retarded. Besides, if I go to Hell/Heaven, I want it to be retard free. I got enough from dealing with tards in this lifetime.

Only the non-white ones go to hell.

I thought that retards were sent to Purgatory. There, they work on cleansing themselves of their sins (not having faith in God, for example.) But many retards will never understand what "sin" or "God" means. Still futher, many retards are completely incapable of cleansing themselves.

who knows....but I'm quite sure most of us are going to hell for all the cheap laughs we've gotten at the expense of retards.

Probably

Why would God create retards in the first place? Maybe the nigger ain't so perfect after all. What kind of God up and goes to make some tards? Such a fucking dirtbag.

snoopy, i love you

especially when you post in this forum, christians have a hard time responding to intelligent questions, and i like hearing their stupid ass responses.

thanks for the entertainment

oh, and of course retards go to hell, they bring us our beers while we listen to jimi hendrix's screaming super amplified solos, as he surfs the lake of fire

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quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

Are retarded people going to hell?

No. They're already there!

quote:Originally posted by quasicurus:

you know, heck?

Haha

cretins=Christians

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

They don't know what God is, they're retarded. Besides, if I go to Hell/Heaven, I want it to be retard free. I got enough from dealing with tards in this lifetime.

Well the same argument applies to babies. It all comes down to whether or not a person knows the difference between good or bad. When they know what bad is, they know that they themselves are bad and need to be saved.

ashes to ashes?

dust to dust?

etc

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

I want it to be retard free.

Then might I suggest that you stay out of both places.

quote:Anyway. The official Catholic line, decided on at the Vatican II conference, is that the hypothetical tribesman isn't damned, God makes him a special case.

Who the fuck are a couple of guys in robes to decide what God will and won't do?

quote:Originally posted by Nemisis:

Then might I suggest that you stay out of both places.

Your cliché snaps are really improving. I can see you've been practicing.

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

Your cliché snaps are really improving. I can see you've been practicing.

Ah you know I still love you.

quote:Originally posted by Nemisis:

Ah you know I still love you.



He's your enemy, yet you love him?

quote:Originally posted by Osirus69:

He's your enemy, yet you love him?

Love for cock makes them do crazy things.

quote:Originally posted by Osirus69:

He's your enemy, yet you love him?

Who said he was my enemy?

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

Love for cock makes them do crazy things.

ur gey.