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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
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#1
 2005-07-20, 11:17
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Did Jesus have tickly feet?
Do you think if Jesus was pinned down and ticked he'd get the shits and giggles?
This question is as serious as you want it to be.
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#2
 2005-07-20, 11:26
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: Did Jesus have tickly feet?
whatever else jesus was, he was totally human. therefore yes he would probably have been ticklerish!
theologians have even debated wether he had 'morning wood'...
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#3
 2005-07-20, 11:27
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Re: Did Jesus have tickly feet?
quote:Originally posted by jackketch:
whatever else jesus was, he was totally human. therefore yes he would probably have been ticklerish!
theologians have even debated wether he had 'morning wood'...
I wonder if "Controlling the senses", is another way of killing yourself.
Edit: but then again, with the senses controled your perception is un-influenced. Hmmmm
[This message has been edited by ---Beany--- (edited 07-20-2005).]
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#4
 2005-07-20, 12:42
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Re: Did Jesus have tickly feet?
quote:Originally posted by jackketch:
theologians have even debated wether he had 'morning wood'...
Haha...That is the real questions. Maybe that is why he arose from his death bed. Have you ever tried sleeping with a hard-on?
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#5
 2005-07-20, 13:06
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Re: Did Jesus have tickly feet?
quote:Originally posted by wombat:
Haha...That is the real questions. Maybe that is why he arose from his death bed. Have you ever tried sleeping with a hard-on?
that is a hard thing to do sleeping with wood it is.
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#6
 2005-07-21, 16:27
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Re: Did Jesus have tickly feet?
Imagine if Jesus really did go to India for a while- he'd be cranking out some nasty vindaloo induced farts.
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