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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2005-07-14, 10:51
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Default The Mooslim Faith.

Out of curiosity, are there any Muslims here?

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Old 2005-07-14, 10:54
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i plan on suicide bombing the london get together
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Old 2005-07-14, 10:56
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I don't think muslim people are allowed to use computers. I think if they do, the penelaty is to have their e-penis cut off.
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Old 2005-07-14, 10:56
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Without your love, it's a honkey tonk parade.

Without your love, it's a melody played in a penny arcade.
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Old 2005-07-14, 11:01
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i am. living in the uk, i am not subject to any 'fascist-esque' restrictions on my life you ignorany, ill-informed, stereotypical cunt. in theory, christianity has more restriction on freedoms than islam i might add so FUCK YOU you racist wanker
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Old 2005-07-14, 11:02
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quote:Originally posted by sergeant_dildo:

i am. living in the uk, i am not subject to any 'fascist-esque' restrictions on my life you ignorany, ill-informed, stereotypical cunt. in theory, christianity has more restriction on freedoms than islam i might add so FUCK YOU you racist wanker

Answer.
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Old 2005-07-14, 11:03
SpanishEggs SpanishEggs is offline
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chill out bitch, miss tea time, go play with your wanker alone. I'm not racist, just ignorant. I'm not christian either, why presume so or even mention christianity?
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Old 2005-07-14, 11:04
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I hope a towel head blows you the fuck up and then we'll se how racist you are.
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Old 2005-07-14, 11:05
Le Gourmand Le Gourmand is offline
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Default Re: The Mooslim Faith.

That means there are Muslims here. And no, I don't mind Muslims as I have a few Muslim friends of mine.
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Old 2005-07-14, 11:18
S t o y v e S t o y v e is offline
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quote:Originally posted by SpanishEggs:

chill out bitch, miss tea time, go play with your wanker alone. I'm not racist, just ignorant. I'm not christian either, why presume so or even mention christianity?



1. Do you even know what the word "wanker" means?

2. You definitely are a stereotypical cunt. Fuck off.

3. Ignorance is no excuse for prejudice. Admitting that you're ignorant isn't a good thing - at least try to stop being so ignorant, it isn't as hard as it may seem.

4. Christianity has more followers than any other faith; he appeared to be referring to a billion or so people at once. What makes you think that you're so special?

5. Wanker.

Stoyve
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Old 2005-07-14, 11:22
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Gladd to see all the UK buttfuckers stick together. Fuck you and your gay ass wankers. Doesn't matter what it means, it sounds like pen0r. Except I guess it means something else since british people don't have pen0rs, they have psuedo penises called vagin0rs. They're just like vaginas except they have a little penis dangling from the lips that qualify that particular being a man. Fuck you Brittish Cocksuckers right in the nuttickling chins and shitty teeth.
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Old 2005-07-14, 11:25
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Default Re: The Mooslim Faith.

Al-Zarqawi wants to kill everyone

Al-Zarqawi Blasts His Mentor for Remarks

NewsMax.com Wires

Tuesday, July 12, 2005



CAIRO, Egypt -- Terrorist mastermind Abu Musab al-Zarqawi criticized his spiritual mentor for urging militants in Iraq to rein in attacks on civilians and warned that the sheik's comments could split Islamic fighters, according to a purported statement posted on an Islamic Web site Tuesday.

The statement, signed by al-Zarqawi, warned his sheik - Isam Mohammed al-Barqawi - "do not follow the path of Satan that leads to your destruction. Beware, our noble sheik, of the trick of God's enemies to lure you to drive a wedge in the ranks of the mujahedeen."

Al-Barqawi, known in militant circles as Abu Mohammed al-Maqdisi, said in an interview with Al-Jazeera from Jordan last week that militants in Iraq should revise their tactics, saying "the number of Iraqis killed in suicide operations has become a tragedy."

Al-Barqawi, who has known al-Zarqawi for more than a decade and taught him radical ideology in prison, gave the interview after he was released from a Jordanian prison. The sheik was arrested again by the Jordanians soon after the interview was taped on suspicion of contacts with militant groups.

In the interview, al-Barqawi said suicide bombings should be carried out, only if necessary so that "no harm would befall Islam." He also disagreed with al-Zarqawi on killing Shiites - a frequent target of attacks by al-Qaida in Iraq and other insurgent groups.

Al-Zarqawi defended attacks on Shiites, saying they had "sacrificed soldiers on behalf of the infidel occupier and supported them against the sincere mujahedeen."

"After their support for the Crusaders, how is it possible for me to not fight them," he said.

In the six-page statement al-Zarqawi addressed al-Barqawi as "his beloved sheik" and asked God to forgive him.

"I would doubt in myself but I would never doubt for a moment in your faith," he wrote, addressing al-Barqawi. "But why would you make for the enemy a path against you brothers?"

Al-Barqawi, who wrote several books mostly on militant Islamic philosophy, is considered one of a few remaining terror ideologues, and he enjoys wide support among radicals worldwide.

Al-Barqawi, a native of the West Bank town of Nablus, and al-Zarqawi, who belongs to a Jordanian Bedouin tribe, teamed with other Arabs in Afghanistan in the late 1980s. Both shared a cellblock in Jordan from 1995 and 1999 for anti state plot before they were freed in an amnesty by King Abdullah II. Al-Zarqawi later went to Afghanistan, then to Iraq.



© 2005 The Associated Press

http://www.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2005/7/12/121220.shtml
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Old 2005-07-14, 15:53
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"They're just like vaginas except they have a little penis dangling from the lips that qualify that particular being a man"

that would be a clit. on a woman. because, virgin, only women have clits.
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Old 2005-07-14, 15:57
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MGCBTSOOYG
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Old 2005-07-15, 10:26
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Default Re: The Mooslim Faith.

As much as I enjoy "little to no meaning" threads, especially when they are hijacked and never actually get back to the topic, I must say that this thread is now officially dead.
 
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