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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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 #1 
Old 2005-07-03, 23:52
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Default Jesus vs Super Saiyan!!

This isn't just another one of those this vs that threads. This is a this vs that thread with a divine purpose. Jesus is the son of God, but Supar Saiyans are blood thirsty and can blow up planets. And they morph into giant monkeys when it's full moon.

So, who do you think would win? I put my money on the Super Saiyan. They can instantly have golden hair and blue eyes, which means they're the superior race, cause Jesus is just a sand nigger.
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Old 2005-07-04, 00:04
Lou Reed Lou Reed is offline
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who the fuck is Supar Saiyans



links please
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Old 2005-07-04, 00:05
MasterPython MasterPython is offline
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Are both Jesus and the Super Saiyan allowed to use all thier poweres in this fight?
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Old 2005-07-04, 00:05
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Dragon Ball Z, dude!
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Old 2005-07-04, 00:05
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yeah snoopy, linkies please!
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Old 2005-07-04, 00:06
MasterPython MasterPython is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Lou Reed:

who the fuck is Supar Saiyans

I believe they are from Dragon Ballz Z.
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Old 2005-07-04, 00:06
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quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

Dragon Ball Z, dude!



wtf???? remember i live in the wrong century...

feckin flood control
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Old 2005-07-04, 00:09
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http://xoomer.virgilio.it/lamacelleria/64b.jpg
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Old 2005-07-04, 00:11
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Forbidden

You don't have permission to access /lamacelleria/64b.jpg on this server.
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Old 2005-07-04, 00:11
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What the hell?! None of you know what Dragon Ball is?! For shame!
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Old 2005-07-04, 00:13
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quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

What the hell?! None of you know what Dragon Ball is?! For shame!



no sorry, my theological training was obviously sorely lacking
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Old 2005-07-04, 00:13
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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Forbidden

You don't have permission to access /lamacelleria/64b.jpg on this server.

http://www.synclinalllun.net/img/64b.jpg
 #13 
Old 2005-07-04, 00:16
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Jesus would win cos god would probably intervene
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Old 2005-07-04, 00:17
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quote:Originally posted by Lou Reed:

Jesus would win cos god would probably intervene

Ppppfftt, what a pussy. Always getting his old man to help him out.
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Old 2005-07-04, 00:19
Shadout Mapes Shadout Mapes is offline
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I vote for the Super Sayans, although it would probably take 4-5 seasons of powering up/dying and getting reborn/fusing/etc for them to finally take J.C. out.
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Old 2005-07-04, 00:20
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quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

What the hell?! None of you know what Dragon Ball is?! For shame!

I do.

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Old 2005-07-04, 00:23
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quote:Originally posted by Shadout Mapes:

I vote for the Super Sayans, although it would probably take 4-5 seasons of powering up/dying and getting reborn/fusing/etc for them to finally take J.C. out.

That's just a whole ceremony. When a Super Saiyan dies, you know your ass in a whole lot of shit.

Ever wonder why Shenlong has 7 balls? Makes no sense to me.
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Old 2005-07-04, 00:24
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quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

Ppppfftt, what a pussy. Always getting his old man to help him out.
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Old 2005-07-04, 04:59
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Jesus would obviously win. He can do miracles, so I don't think he would need his father's help.
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Old 2005-07-04, 05:19
Valmont Valmont is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Anirak:

Jesus would obviously win. He can do miracles, so I don't think he would need his father's help.

But cant he do miracles because of God--

So without any sort of help from God--

JC would get pwned.

-Val
 #21 
Old 2005-07-04, 05:52
Jasper Jones Jasper Jones is offline
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Super saiyans are pussies. Jesus could tell them an allegorical tale and they would forget fighting and write emo poetry while cutting themselves.

Super saiyan 4 (http://members.aol.com/utterlyh/images/ssj4.jpg) though would skullfuck that longhair.
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Old 2005-07-04, 06:47
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quote:Originally posted by Valmont:

But cant he do miracles because of God--

So without any sort of help from God--

JC would get pwned.

-Val

Yes, but without God, the super saiyan would not have been created.
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Old 2005-07-04, 08:29
The_Big_Beef The_Big_Beef is offline
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What the hell are miracles goin to do against a Super Saiyan. Parting the water and healing the blind will do nothing for Jesus if Vageto is doing a Kamehameha at him at Super Saiyan 4. Dude Jesus would get absolutely screwed in da butt.
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Old 2005-07-04, 10:06
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My mommas uterus.
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Jesus wishes he could go SSJ4!
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Old 2005-07-04, 12:18
BreAkER BreAkER is offline
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I vote for super sayins, vegeta would make piss hell even piccolo could kick jesus' ass
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Old 2005-07-04, 12:35
nOObGLitch nOObGLitch is offline
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KAAAAMEEEEEHAAAAAMEEEEEE.... WAAAAVVEEEEEEE!!!
 #27 
Old 2005-07-04, 19:48
deptstoremook deptstoremook is offline
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Considering Jesus is God and thus omnipotent, he would win by default.
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Old 2005-07-04, 22:50
Shadout Mapes Shadout Mapes is offline
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quote:Originally posted by deptstoremook:

Considering Jesus is God and thus omnipotent, he would win by default.

Yeah right. If Jesus could get pwned by the Romans and Jews, I'm pretty sure a Super Saiyan could hand him his ass, especially if SSJ4 was allowed.
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Old 2005-07-05, 00:02
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Super Saiyans are omnipotent. When you kill them, they get resurrected twice as powerful. That sounds like omnipotence right there to me.
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Old 2005-07-05, 03:45
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Snoopy is a theif!

http://ninjapirate.com/returnofjesus.html http://ninjapirate.com/images/supersaiyanjesus.jpg
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Old 2005-07-05, 04:30
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DragonBallz <- lol.
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Old 2005-07-05, 11:13
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Wrong forum snoopy..
 
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