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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
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#1
 2005-07-03, 23:52
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My mommas uterus.
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Jesus vs Super Saiyan!!
This isn't just another one of those this vs that threads. This is a this vs that thread with a divine purpose. Jesus is the son of God, but Supar Saiyans are blood thirsty and can blow up planets. And they morph into giant monkeys when it's full moon.
So, who do you think would win? I put my money on the Super Saiyan. They can instantly have golden hair and blue eyes, which means they're the superior race, cause Jesus is just a sand nigger.
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#2
 2005-07-04, 00:04
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Lou Reed 
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Re: Jesus vs Super Saiyan!!
who the fuck is Supar Saiyans
links please
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#3
 2005-07-04, 00:05
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MasterPython 
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Re: Jesus vs Super Saiyan!!
Are both Jesus and the Super Saiyan allowed to use all thier poweres in this fight?
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#4
 2005-07-04, 00:05
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My mommas uterus.
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Re: Jesus vs Super Saiyan!!
Dragon Ball Z, dude!
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#5
 2005-07-04, 00:05
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: Jesus vs Super Saiyan!!
yeah snoopy, linkies please!
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#6
 2005-07-04, 00:06
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MasterPython 
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Re: Jesus vs Super Saiyan!!
quote:Originally posted by Lou Reed:
who the fuck is Supar Saiyans
I believe they are from Dragon Ballz Z.
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#7
 2005-07-04, 00:06
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: Jesus vs Super Saiyan!!
quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:
Dragon Ball Z, dude!
wtf???? remember i live in the wrong century...
feckin flood control
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#8
 2005-07-04, 00:09
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My mommas uterus.
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Re: Jesus vs Super Saiyan!!
http://xoomer.virgilio.it/lamacelleria/64b.jpg
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#9
 2005-07-04, 00:11
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: Jesus vs Super Saiyan!!
Forbidden
You don't have permission to access /lamacelleria/64b.jpg on this server.
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#10
 2005-07-04, 00:11
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My mommas uterus.
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Re: Jesus vs Super Saiyan!!
What the hell?! None of you know what Dragon Ball is?! For shame!
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#11
 2005-07-04, 00:13
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: Jesus vs Super Saiyan!!
quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:
What the hell?! None of you know what Dragon Ball is?! For shame!
no sorry, my theological training was obviously sorely lacking 
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#12
 2005-07-04, 00:13
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My mommas uterus.
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Re: Jesus vs Super Saiyan!!
quote:Originally posted by jackketch:
Forbidden
You don't have permission to access /lamacelleria/64b.jpg on this server.
http://www.synclinalllun.net/img/64b.jpg
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#13
 2005-07-04, 00:16
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Lou Reed 
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Re: Jesus vs Super Saiyan!!
Jesus would win cos god would probably intervene
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#14
 2005-07-04, 00:17
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My mommas uterus.
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Re: Jesus vs Super Saiyan!!
quote:Originally posted by Lou Reed:
Jesus would win cos god would probably intervene
Ppppfftt, what a pussy. Always getting his old man to help him out.
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#15
 2005-07-04, 00:19
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Re: Jesus vs Super Saiyan!!
I vote for the Super Sayans, although it would probably take 4-5 seasons of powering up/dying and getting reborn/fusing/etc for them to finally take J.C. out.
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#16
 2005-07-04, 00:20
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.:six degrees of synesthesia:.
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Re: Jesus vs Super Saiyan!!
quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:
What the hell?! None of you know what Dragon Ball is?! For shame!
I do.

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#17
 2005-07-04, 00:23
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My mommas uterus.
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Re: Jesus vs Super Saiyan!!
quote:Originally posted by Shadout Mapes:
I vote for the Super Sayans, although it would probably take 4-5 seasons of powering up/dying and getting reborn/fusing/etc for them to finally take J.C. out.
That's just a whole ceremony. When a Super Saiyan dies, you know your ass in a whole lot of shit.
Ever wonder why Shenlong has 7 balls? Makes no sense to me.
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#18
 2005-07-04, 00:24
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Lou Reed 
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Re: Jesus vs Super Saiyan!!
quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:
Ppppfftt, what a pussy. Always getting his old man to help him out.
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#19
 2005-07-04, 04:59
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Re: Jesus vs Super Saiyan!!
Jesus would obviously win. He can do miracles, so I don't think he would need his father's help.
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#20
 2005-07-04, 05:19
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Valmont 
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Re: Jesus vs Super Saiyan!!
quote:Originally posted by Anirak:
Jesus would obviously win. He can do miracles, so I don't think he would need his father's help.
But cant he do miracles because of God--
So without any sort of help from God--
JC would get pwned.
-Val
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#21
 2005-07-04, 05:52
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Re: Jesus vs Super Saiyan!!
Super saiyans are pussies. Jesus could tell them an allegorical tale and they would forget fighting and write emo poetry while cutting themselves.
Super saiyan 4 (http://members.aol.com/utterlyh/images/ssj4.jpg) though would skullfuck that longhair.
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#22
 2005-07-04, 06:47
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Re: Jesus vs Super Saiyan!!
quote:Originally posted by Valmont:
But cant he do miracles because of God--
So without any sort of help from God--
JC would get pwned.
-Val
Yes, but without God, the super saiyan would not have been created.
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#23
 2005-07-04, 08:29
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Re: Jesus vs Super Saiyan!!
What the hell are miracles goin to do against a Super Saiyan. Parting the water and healing the blind will do nothing for Jesus if Vageto is doing a Kamehameha at him at Super Saiyan 4. Dude Jesus would get absolutely screwed in da butt.
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#24
 2005-07-04, 10:06
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My mommas uterus.
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Re: Jesus vs Super Saiyan!!
Jesus wishes he could go SSJ4!
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#25
 2005-07-04, 12:18
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Re: Jesus vs Super Saiyan!!
I vote for super sayins, vegeta would make piss hell even piccolo could kick jesus' ass
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#26
 2005-07-04, 12:35
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Re: Jesus vs Super Saiyan!!
KAAAAMEEEEEHAAAAAMEEEEEE.... WAAAAVVEEEEEEE!!!
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#27
 2005-07-04, 19:48
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Re: Jesus vs Super Saiyan!!
Considering Jesus is God and thus omnipotent, he would win by default.
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#28
 2005-07-04, 22:50
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Shadout Mapes 
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Re: Jesus vs Super Saiyan!!
quote:Originally posted by deptstoremook:
Considering Jesus is God and thus omnipotent, he would win by default.
Yeah right. If Jesus could get pwned by the Romans and Jews, I'm pretty sure a Super Saiyan could hand him his ass, especially if SSJ4 was allowed.
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#29
 2005-07-05, 00:02
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My mommas uterus.
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Re: Jesus vs Super Saiyan!!
Super Saiyans are omnipotent. When you kill them, they get resurrected twice as powerful. That sounds like omnipotence right there to me.
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#30
 2005-07-05, 03:45
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Re: Jesus vs Super Saiyan!!
Snoopy is a theif!
http://ninjapirate.com/returnofjesus.html http://ninjapirate.com/images/supersaiyanjesus.jpg
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#31
 2005-07-05, 04:30
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Re: Jesus vs Super Saiyan!!
DragonBallz <- lol.
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#32
 2005-07-05, 11:13
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Re: Jesus vs Super Saiyan!!
Wrong forum snoopy..
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