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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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 #1 
Old 2005-07-03, 16:57
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Default Im drunk so im gonna write my philosophy of the world

1. jesus, christianity got it wrong, you must not accept jesus into your life but his philosophy of loving EVERYONE even your enimies.

2. Only what hurts other people is wrong. If god decides anymore than that then they are an unjust god

3. No matter what you do in life(even if you are a terrorist) if you have a good heart or if you fight for whats right to you(not greed though), you will get into heaven

4. All of this maybe proven wrong by nonexistence of the divine(if its all just protons, electrons, and neutrons).

5. Magic and the occult can work in my oppinion but its like a cheat code and takes the fun out of life

[This message has been edited by Wyrm (edited 07-03-2005).]
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Old 2005-07-03, 17:19
Lou Reed Lou Reed is offline
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Drunken bull
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Old 2005-07-03, 17:22
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glad your so openminded
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Old 2005-07-03, 17:25
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Wyrm:

2. Only what hurts other people is wrong. If god decides anymore than that then they are an unjust god

3. No matter what you do in life(even if you are a terrorist) if you have a good heart or if you fight for whats right to you(not greed though), you will get into heaven



http://www.vancouver.indymedia.org/news/2004/09/162616.php

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bomber

http://www.iwpr.net/index.pl?archive/arr/arr_200312_95_1_eng.txt
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Old 2005-07-03, 17:28
Lou Reed Lou Reed is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Wyrm:

glad your so openminded

Yeah, right.
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Old 2005-07-03, 17:44
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quote:Originally posted by Lou Reed:

htt p://www.va ncouver.indymedia.org/news/2004/09/162616.php (ht tp://www.v ancouver.i ndymedia.o rg/news/20 04/09/1626 16.php)

h ttp://en.w ikipedia.o rg/wiki/Su icide_bomber (http: //en.wikip edia.org/w iki/Suicid e_bomber)

http://www .iwpr.net/index.pl?archive/arr/arr_200312_95_1_eng.txt (http: //www.iwpr .net/index .pl?archiv e/arr/arr_ 200312_95_ 1_eng.txt)

I honest have no idea what those things prove, exept for the whole terrorist thing. The who gets into heaven is a bit optimistic. But i believe the fact that your trying to do something right outweighs how right the thing was to do.
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Old 2005-07-03, 17:46
Lou Reed Lou Reed is offline
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Lou Reed:

[B][QUOTE]Originally posted by Wyrm:

2. Only what hurts other people is wrong. If god decides anymore than that then they are an unjust god

3. No matter what you do in life(even if you are a terrorist) if you have a good heart or if you fight for whats right to you(not greed though), you will get into heaven
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Old 2005-07-03, 18:06
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I like number 5.
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Old 2005-07-04, 03:52
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Default Re: Im drunk so im gonna write my philosophy of the world

quote:Originally posted by Lou Reed:

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Lou Reed:

[B][QUOTE]Originally posted by Wyrm:

2. Only what hurts other people is wrong. If god decides anymore than that then they are an unjust god

3. No matter what you do in life(even if you are a terrorist) if you have a good heart or if you fight for whats right to you(not greed though), you will get into heaven



Give up...he's never going to figure it out, he's too drunk.
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Old 2005-07-04, 17:25
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Thank you for your opinion. I'll alert the Vatican.

Cheers,

Lost
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Old 2005-07-04, 19:43
deptstoremook deptstoremook is offline
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Default Re: Im drunk so im gonna write my philosophy of the world

The Holy Bible Containing the Old and New Testaments: King James Version

1293 pages

Catechism of the Catholic Church

904 pages

Critique of Pure Reason

800 pages

Leviathan

736 pages

Do you see where this is going? There's a reason why all these books used so many pages. Because if you can condense your life view into a list of 5 items, you probably shouldn't be writing about philosophy.



[This message has been edited by deptstoremook (edited 07-04-2005).]
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Old 2005-07-04, 22:30
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Tea and Crumpets country
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quote:Originally posted by Wyrm:

5. Magic and the occult can work in my oppinion but its like a cheat code and takes the fun out of life



Takes the fun out???

It sounds damn fun to me.
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Old 2005-07-11, 00:39
illuminatedhippie illuminatedhippie is offline
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quote:Originally posted by deptstoremook:

The Holy Bible Containing the Old and New Testaments: King James Version

1293 pages

Catechism of the Catholic Church

904 pages

Critique of Pure Reason

800 pages

Leviathan

736 pages

Do you see where this is going? There's a reason why all these books used so many pages. Because if you can condense your life view into a list of 5 items, you probably shouldn't be writing about philosophy.



u are dumb. the fact that he DID sum it all up in 5 easy points proves ITS TRUE! all those pages do nothing more than confuse u and the fact is most christians have no idea what their bible says yet they are christians. yea its true u are what u are born into, but that just proves they are way more dumb than they let on.

simple is more logical. i can say like 2 or 3 phrases to anyone to make them hate the bible once they realize and put their mind where mine is.

there may be a god but MAN HAS NEVER TALKED TO HIM YET
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Old 2005-07-11, 00:42
illuminatedhippie illuminatedhippie is offline
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o yeah. wyrm u are a genious! i love #1 !!!!! jesus is not god but he was prolly the greatest man to ever live. one of the smartest and wisest.

BTW jesus never said he was god. he also DID say that he had no powers until the holy spirit came upon him at age 30 till 33.

see? not god. great man? most deffinetly
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Old 2005-07-11, 05:13
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quote:Originally posted by Wyrm:

1. jesus, christianity got it wrong, you must not accept jesus into your life but his philosophy of loving EVERYONE even your enimies.

2. Only what hurts other people is wrong. If god decides anymore than that then they are an unjust god

3. No matter what you do in life(even if you are a terrorist) if you have a good heart or if you fight for whats right to you(not greed though), you will get into heaven

4. All of this maybe proven wrong by nonexistence of the divine(if its all just protons, electrons, and neutrons).

5. Magic and the occult can work in my oppinion but its like a cheat code and takes the fun out of life



besides a few changes, i could have written that sober. whats up with you?
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Old 2005-07-11, 05:39
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quote:Originally posted by deptstoremook:



Do you see where this is going? There's a reason why all these books used so many pages. Because if you can condense your life view into a list of 5 items, you probably shouldn't be writing about philosophy.

Good call, Mook.
 
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