in an email to me for the universal life church.

"The Universal Life Church of Modesto, California has been sent your application for ordination from The ULC MONASTERY in Tucson, Arizona. Providing that you filled out the form properly with your legal first and last name, it will be approved and entered into the International Database of the Ministry of the Church, whose numbers are in excess of 20 million ordained ministers worldwide.

STATEMENT OF TENETS of the UNIVERSAL LIFE CHURCH

The Universal Life Church has only two tenets (beliefs/doctrines):

to promote freedom of religion and

to do that which is right.

It is the responsibility of the individual to determine what is right as long as it does not infringe on the rights of others and is within the law.

As a minister with the ULC, its own denomination, you are granted the following rights:

To perform marriages within your state, following the rules laid out by the state in which you wish to perform said marriage.

To perform funerals, baptisms, last rites or any other sort of legal ceremony or ritual you wish to perform, except circumcision.

To start a church of your own, be it a bricks and mortar building or on the internet.''

To absolve others of their sins as you have been absolved of yours.

i got this certificate to. i put it on my front door. whats the validity of this? can i actually do any of the above stated acts?

If you live in the USA and you do all the legal things required for your state you can officiate weddings. I think htey have a list of what is required in every state on thier site somewhere. Anyone can do the other things because they don't require any contracts or any authority. God may or may not aprove though.

I don't think you're smart enough, sorry.

MasterPython: I'm not KottonMouthKing. I used to be sellout_10.

doubleyew tee eff?

respect your elders weibchen cotton.

so is this pretty much how they become wedding ministers in drive up wedding chapels and such?

quote:Originally posted by Auburn Azazel:

respect your elders weibchen cotton.

Not if my elders are stupider than me. I don't respect anybody who's stupid.

you repeatedlysaying that im stupid in multiple forums just shows your insecurities about your own intelligence.

quote:Originally posted by Auburn Azazel:

you repeatedlysaying that im stupid in multiple forums just shows your insecurities about your own intelligence.

No. No it doesn't.

you go ahead and tell that to yourself.and good job defedning yourself. looks to me you realized im right and have nothing good to say. stop while you still have you e-dignity. its okay. i forgive you.*chuckles and walks away*

flood control needs to make up its fucking mind.

quote:Originally posted by Auburn Azazel:

you go ahead and tell that to yourself.and good job defedning yourself. looks to me you realized im right and have nothing good to say. stop while you still have you e-dignity. its okay. i forgive you.*chuckles and walks away*

He was pointing out where you're constantly raping the English language.

quote:Originally posted by Paradise Lost:

He was pointing out where you're constantly raping the English language.

how dare you insult my laziness.

Wo, shit! I reviewed some of my posts, and shit do i have some bad grammar! I'll do my best to try to not be so old and lazy. Thank you for you evil criticism, it has helped.

quote:Originally posted by King_Cotton:

Not if my elders are stupider than me. I don't respect anybody who's stupid.

That is a FANTASTIC motto to live by !

*laughs*

quote:Originally posted by Auburn Azazel:

Wo, shit! I reviewed some of my posts, and shit do i have some bad grammar! I'll do my best to try to not be so old and lazy. Thank you for you evil criticism, it has helped.

Didn't I already point this out ?

(when I said that it was amazing the volume of books you have read, yet you haven't adopted any of the grammar found in them)

LOL

You're funny.

^ well yeah you did, and I told you not to insult my laziness. But I didn't think I was THAT fuckin lazy.

Hey,isnt' Wintermute a Toaist?

quote:Originally posted by King_Cotton:

Not if my elders are stupider than me. I don't respect anybody who's stupid.

Then i guess you dont respect yourself?

[This message has been edited by Auburn Azazel (edited 06-29-2005).]