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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2005-06-27, 05:21
ap0calypse88 ap0calypse88 is offline
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Default have you excepted jesus into your life?

..well?
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Old 2005-06-27, 05:22
Paradise Lost Paradise Lost is offline
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Default Re: have you excepted jesus into your life?

Jesus hates me.
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Old 2005-06-27, 05:29
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Default Re: have you excepted jesus into your life?

It's "accepted."

Unless that was some stupid attempt at a pun that makes no sense.
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Old 2005-06-27, 05:32
Kannabis Korbano Kannabis Korbano is offline
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i did one time. then i woke up. i said to myself "what the in the fuck was i thinking?!" accepting this so called "jesus" was the biggest waste of time in my pitiful life. god is dead buddy. read a book,in fact,read thus spake zarathustra and or Der Antichrist(the antichristian)by freidrick nietsche. you might also want to check up on the works or Aleister Crowley if you want to find out how to harness the powers of the universe to do your bidding and get results,unlike praying to your false god. read the topic kissing hanks ass for some other further insight.

[This message has been edited by Kannabis Korbano (edited 06-27-2005).]
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Old 2005-06-28, 16:41
Sarith Sarith is offline
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course i do. its a historical fact. just like you accept hitler. but i still the the bible is some pretty elaborate fiction.
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Old 2005-06-28, 17:08
Dead Helmsman Dead Helmsman is offline
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Default Re: have you excepted jesus into your life?

Sure... All except for not really.
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Old 2005-06-28, 17:31
Caligula47 Caligula47 is offline
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I accepted the fact Jesus (usually misrepresented) is bound to be shoved in my face on a daily basis.
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Old 2005-06-28, 18:19
Valmont Valmont is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Kannabis Korbano:

read a book,in fact,read thus spake zarathustra and or Der Antichrist(the antichristian)by freidrick nietsche. you might also want to check up on the works or Aleister Crowley if you want to find out how to harness the powers of the universe to do your bidding and get results,unlike praying to your false god.

Two problems.

1)It's spelled Friedrich Nietzsche.

2.)The book is "The Antichrist"

I've read everything he's written, mans sort of a role model for me.

-Val
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Old 2005-06-28, 18:24
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yes
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Old 2005-06-28, 19:39
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My mommas uterus.
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quote:Originally posted by Zman:

yes

That means you're a gay homo faggot queer.
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Old 2005-06-28, 19:40
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My mommas uterus.
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...fucking twink.
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Old 2005-06-28, 19:55
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quote:Originally posted by Caligula47:

I accepted the fact Jesus (usually misrepresented) is bound to be shoved in my face on a daily basis.

well said.

One of my favorite prayers--"God, save me from your followers."
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Old 2005-06-28, 20:13
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quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

That means you're a gay homo faggot queer.

ok?
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Old 2005-06-28, 21:23
Beholder Beholder is offline
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Default Re: have you excepted jesus into your life?

I have.

Although rather new to this site, I can imagine it's predominantly liberal (which isn't necessarily a bad thing), and I would imagine (but do not discourage) evangelism would be extremely difficult over this particular BBS; seeing as no one tends to take things seriously, constant interruptions in conversation (although the occasional "W00t" or "Pwn4ge"does make my day), and the other loose collection of eccentricities that make up TOTSE.
 
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