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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2005-06-27, 00:52
Kannabis Korbano Kannabis Korbano is offline
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i tried posting it in spurios but the mods dont like my impatience. i would post it in BITCH AND MOAN or here(well i am now)but they seem half dead. anyway heres what i got to say.There have been a few threads on totse about wicca. i myself am not a big fan of what wicca is today.i wont say how old i am but in my young years wicca was just coming across the pond(or already had and i didnt realize it.) and i dont like what it has become.all these stupid goth emo bitch teenagers have corrupted it. anyway im not dedicated to any certain religon so i consider myself pagan in general. the question of this thread is this-do you know any "heathen" that are slithering among the ranks of totse,or are you yourself one? another question: i figure most of totse is atheist or nihilist. do you agree?
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Old 2005-06-27, 00:57
Paradise Lost Paradise Lost is offline
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Atheist.

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Old 2005-06-27, 01:58
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What ?

Wicca is MUCH older than you, I guarantee it.
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Old 2005-06-27, 02:20
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Yes.

No.
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Old 2005-06-27, 02:45
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Jew/amateur Kabbalist. Stop stealing our God's emanations!!!!
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Old 2005-06-27, 03:05
Kannabis Korbano Kannabis Korbano is offline
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i didnt say i was older than wicca...silly. i said i was a youth when wicca got popular in the us. and that was what,35 years ago.

edit:malaria are you a heathen or do you know one. if u are,what kind,if someone else(totse)who?

[This message has been edited by Kannabis Korbano (edited 06-27-2005).]
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Old 2005-06-27, 04:31
Antiquarian Antiquarian is offline
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God doesn't exist. His nonexistence is so obvious, in fact, that I've adjusted my religion to meet up with the absurdity. I don't care about God. I'm a political libertarian. That's my religion.

I assume must Totseans are apathetic, clueless agnostics. I don't know for sure though.
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Old 2005-06-27, 04:54
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Atheist

spirituality does not exsist in reality, its all in your head.
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Old 2005-06-27, 05:17
Paradise Lost Paradise Lost is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Antiquarian:

I assume must Totseans are apathetic, clueless agnostics.

Damn straight.
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Old 2005-06-27, 06:03
MidnightAssassin MidnightAssassin is offline
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Religion is just a justifaction for actions.

Specific Example:

Crusades:

The Europeans wanted land and money in the 'Holy Land' so they told their citizens and soldiers that those brown people over there believe in a different invisible man in the sky then us, and THEY MUST PAY FOR IT!

General Example:

People want(ed) power:

I say there is an all-powerful invisible guy living up in the sky. He loves you all, but he only talks to me. It's okay though, I'll tell you exactly what he says so he keeps loving you. Oh and did I forget to tell you, if you something he doesn't like, he won't love you anymore.

Honestly, people wouldn't live much different lives without religion. Sure, there'd be no more archaic practices, but generally, their beliefs wouldn't change much. They'd remain the same sheeple that they are. They'd just follow a different trend. Christianity, and other religions, are just a justifaction for the inability to see through dogma and bullshit.

If I found out tomorrow that there was a God, I'd still be the same asshole I am today. My response would be:

"He exists, great. Well, I'm already going to Hell, might as well go for broke and see how far down I can get."
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Old 2005-06-27, 06:08
Kannabis Korbano Kannabis Korbano is offline
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^great philosophy.
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Old 2005-06-27, 06:38
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You can believe in a god, but when they say no condiments just the hotdog and the bun you know they have been molested.
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Old 2005-06-27, 06:46
Kannabis Korbano Kannabis Korbano is offline
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...omg.....we say it all the time...so who the fuck is your god.
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Old 2005-06-27, 21:12
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quote:Originally posted by Kannabis Korbano:

edit:malaria are you a heathen or do you know one. if u are,what kind,if someone else(totse)who?

I know Spirit of '22 was roman-pagan. I don't know if he's around with a different name now or not.

I am norse-pagan, but I understand the gods metaphorically.
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Old 2005-06-28, 00:53
Kannabis Korbano Kannabis Korbano is offline
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^fuckin a. im glad to here that. i believe we make up the .5 percent of totse pagans. i myself am pretty much celtic pagan. since im posting ill ask this to you. im supposed to teach a female friend of mine the art of magick. im going away to a place where there is no internet and no way im running up the long distance bill for this bitch. i really dont want to let her down. letting her down=no poontang for Korb. what i am asking is are there any good books in ebook format i can download and mail to her to get her started off? also do you have one of these so called 'spiritual name' that you go by? like puzuzu from www.spellsandmagic.com (http://www.spellsandmagic.com) . since paradox list(muhahaha) is being a dick and wont do an interview/save me from death by boredom,would you be willing to do an interview in my religon/mgcbtsooyg column in the 100% unoficial totse digest?(suscribe at www.angelfire.com/zine2/tdigest (http://www.angelfire.com/zine2/tdigest)
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Old 2005-06-28, 01:06
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Wow...you're vile.
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Old 2005-06-28, 07:52
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i had TONS (about 2-3gb) of occult/pagan/mythology books on my external hd but it overheated yesterday.;(
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Old 2005-06-28, 17:18
Auburn Azazel Auburn Azazel is offline
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<korbano...oh my god ayayayayay e i

quote:Originally posted by Paradise Lost:

Atheist.



change your mind?
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Old 2005-06-28, 17:26
Caligula47 Caligula47 is offline
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I find myself surprisingly in agreement with Digital_Savior. You're using your religion to score a piece of ass? That's pretty damn vile any way you look at it. I thought pagans were more-or-less egalitarians as well...evidentally the misogynistic sect has escaped the radar.
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Old 2005-06-28, 18:03
Auburn Azazel Auburn Azazel is offline
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im not necc. trying to get some ass. ishes a good friend of mine for one. and,would you fuck up trying to get some poon when its so simple? im a decent person but im still a man.
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Old 2005-06-28, 20:41
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My mommas uterus.
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I'm a Necromancer. I don't wake the dead though. I just dig them up and fuck them.
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Old 2005-06-28, 20:42
Paradise Lost Paradise Lost is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Auburn Azazel:

change your mind?

I'm a flip-flopper, got a problem? Actually, atheists call me agnostic and agnostics call me atheist. Whatever you prefer.
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Old 2005-06-28, 20:46
PossesedSmurf PossesedSmurf is offline
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quote:Originally posted by NightVision:

i had TONS (about 2-3gb) of occult/pagan/mythology books on my external hd but it overheated yesterday.;(

Is occult and satanism one in teh same?
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Old 2005-06-28, 21:02
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Orthodox Jewish Baal Teshuva.

I know a few Wiccans. I don't know that I can vouch for the authenticity of something I believe to be idolatrous bullcrap, but among the ones whom I know there is only one who doesn't seem to be a fad-seeking new-ager, if that is what you mean.
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Old 2005-06-29, 02:16
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quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

I'm a Necromancer. I don't wake the dead though. I just dig them up and fuck them.

I laughed heartily at that.
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Old 2005-06-29, 03:07
Auburn Azazel Auburn Azazel is offline
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quote:Originally posted by PossesedSmurf:

Is occult and satanism one in teh same?

some say yes some say no. also there are devil wroshippers, and there are satanists,to christians its all in the same.there are norse pagans and there are astaru(spelling) i say they are the same. its your choice young man.

first on second page!!!

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Old 2005-06-29, 08:50
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quote:Originally posted by Auburn Azazel:

im not necc. trying to get some ass. ishes a good friend of mine for one. and,would you fuck up trying to get some poon when its so simple? im a decent person but im still a man.

Wait..is this Kannabis, too ?

Why do you need two screen names ?

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Old 2005-06-29, 09:02
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quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

I'm a Necromancer. I don't wake the dead though. I just dig them up and fuck them.

I think that is "necrophiliac"...but I am sure you knew that.

Trying out 'clever' this week, are we ?

Lemme know how that works out for ya.
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Old 2005-06-29, 09:03
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quote:Originally posted by Caligula47:

I find myself surprisingly in agreement with Digital_Savior. You're using your religion to score a piece of ass? That's pretty damn vile any way you look at it. I thought pagans were more-or-less egalitarians as well...evidentally the misogynistic sect has escaped the radar.

Surprisingly ? Based on what ? *lol*

I have never seen you here before.
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Old 2005-06-29, 10:28
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quote:Originally posted by Digital_Savior:

I think that is "necrophiliac"...but I am sure you knew that.

Trying out 'clever' this week, are we ?

Lemme know how that works out for ya.

Trying out dumb idiotic bitch for the past 20 years, are we? I want to rape you in the ass. And I will too.
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Old 2005-06-29, 10:31
Paradise Lost Paradise Lost is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Digital_Savior:

Surprisingly ? Based on what ?

I think they were pointing out that you can agree with someones morals even if you don't share the same religion.

You probably knew that I just like to hear myself type.
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Old 2005-06-30, 11:00
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THIS IS TO Antiquarian

SHIT KID U GOT ANOTHER THING COMING WHEN U DIE. i HOPE U KNOW THAT. iT'S NOT 2 LATE 2 CHANGE
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Old 2005-06-30, 11:02
Paradise Lost Paradise Lost is offline
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quote:Originally posted by benz:

THIS IS TO Antiquarian

SHIT KID U GOT ANOTHER THING COMING WHEN U DIE. i HOPE U KNOW THAT. iT'S NOT 2 LATE 2 CHANGE



1. There's people who give atheists a bad name and there's people that give theists a bad name... you're the latter.

2. Antiquarian is cool.
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Old 2005-06-30, 18:04
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quote:Originally posted by Digital_Savior:

I think that is "necrophiliac"...but I am sure you knew that.

Trying out 'clever' this week, are we ?

Lemme know how that works out for ya.I think he's trying to imply that he's a wizard under the shrouds!!!! Now that's clever.
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Old 2005-06-30, 21:23
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I guess I'm what yall have called an 'occult' since the day of Calavary.

Non-denominational/Chairsmatic/Spirit-filled/Trinity

Simply, I believe in everything the bible says, but I'm not in a classification as a religion. In fact, it's mostly the religious people who don't my kind. We stress Romans 8: To the local body of believers so they know who and what they are in christ. When you're born again Christ lives in you, and Christ considered himself equal with God. Galations 2:20. The OT says God made us a little less than himself. Psalm says, "Who is man that you are mindful of him." Basically, we are Sons and daughters of the Living God, by Jesus Christ, who now lives in us and makes us righteous/equal to God by Jesus' blood.

Oh Yea, Philipians 2:5 & 6 States Christ being equal to God.
 
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