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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
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#1
 2005-06-24, 14:19
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Shaokhano 
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ask god one question
if you could sit down in a room with god and ask him one question which he had 2 explain fully as 2 why it was part of his grand master plan what would it b
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#2
 2005-06-24, 23:08
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Paradise Lost 
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Re: ask god one question
Why does everyone refer to a supreme being as having a specific gender?
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#3
 2005-06-24, 23:23
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Re: ask god one question
quote:Originally posted by Paradise Lost:
Why does everyone refer to a supreme being as having a specific gender?
if it could be a dual purpose question, it'd be, "How and Why was the universe created?"
But I know that's two questions so, "How was the universe created?"
I figure how would partially tie into why the universe was created. besides, i can figure for myself why existence is worth being.
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#4
 2005-06-24, 23:56
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Re: ask god one question
quote:Originally posted by actionfaad:
if it could be a dual purpose question, it'd be, "How and Why was the universe created?"
But I know that's two questions so, "How was the universe created?"
I figure how would partially tie into why the universe was created. besides, i can figure for myself why existence is worth being.
Lol thats like asking "what is God?"
Probably an answer you would not understand :)
I would ask "what really are these damn UFO's?"
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#5
 2005-06-25, 03:46
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.:six degrees of synesthesia:.
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Re: ask god one question
Why redemption ?
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#6
 2005-06-25, 10:40
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Re: ask god one question
why me?
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#7
 2005-06-25, 11:28
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Re: ask god one question
Why is there so many stupid people?
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#8
 2005-06-26, 02:55
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Valmont 
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Re: ask god one question
One word.
Why?
-Val
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#9
 2005-06-26, 04:28
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Re: ask god one question
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Why not?
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#10
 2005-06-26, 04:30
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Re: ask god one question
quote:Originally posted by Valmont:
One word.
Why?
-Val
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#11
 2005-06-26, 04:36
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Re: ask god one question
Why am I not a rich and famous hot sex symbol?
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#12
 2005-06-26, 05:09
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Re: ask god one question
If your so perfect, then why are there so many paradoxes in religion.
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#13
 2005-06-26, 05:43
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Re: ask god one question
quote:Originally posted by Paradise Lost:
Why does everyone refer to a supreme being as having a specific gender?
Convenience. God appears in both genders throughout the Torah, Prophets, and Writings. 'It' would be a more proper reference, but because it has certain demeaning connotations, and there is no neutral gender in Hebrew, nobody really wants to use it.
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#14
 2005-06-26, 05:52
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Re: ask god one question
And if you think about it, the imagery of Christ and the Bride (the church) gives God a masculinity that a woman could never have.
Christ is to be seen as the Bridegroom...which represents the male in the relationship.
He is also the dominant head of the "house", which the Bible tells us is the rightful place of the husband, who is obviously a man.
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#15
 2005-06-26, 07:10
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Re: ask god one question
Haha Ds, sometimes i wonder if you just troll or if you really believe in what you type.
God cannot have a gender if it is perfect.
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#16
 2005-06-26, 07:19
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.:six degrees of synesthesia:.
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Re: ask god one question
How is it trolling to use specific examples of God's descriptions in the Bible as evidence to why I think one way or another ?
I actually believe "He" is genderless.
I never asserted that "He" was a "He".
I just gave an example of...oh, nevermind.
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#17
 2005-06-26, 09:22
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Re: ask god one question
"How are you today?"
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#18
 2005-06-26, 09:45
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Daz 
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Re: ask god one question
quote:I actually believe "He" is genderless.
I never asserted that "He" was a "He".
...sure thing love.
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#19
 2005-06-26, 09:47
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Re: ask god one question
quote:Originally posted by Digital_Savior:
He is also the dominant head of the "house", which the Bible tells us is the rightful place of the husband, who is obviously a man.
Make me a sammich, woman! 
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#20
 2005-06-26, 10:40
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My mommas uterus.
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Re: ask god one question
Will you suck my dick now?
Shit I'd to it too. It would be THE most badass thing in the universe.
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#21
 2005-06-26, 10:41
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asma123 
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Re: ask god one question
Why are you so gay
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#22
 2005-06-26, 11:20
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Re: ask god one question
Why seven?
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#23
 2005-06-26, 19:11
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Re: ask god one question
Why do baboons have red butts?
or
Wot is the point in creating ducks?
Seriously they are soooo annoying
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#24
 2005-06-26, 22:34
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Re: ask god one question
quote:Originally posted by Lou Reed:
Why is there so many stupid people?
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#25
 2005-06-26, 22:40
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Re: ask god one question
Isn't that Jesus one SOB or what?
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#26
 2005-06-27, 06:48
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Re: ask god one question
will you blow me?
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#27
 2005-06-27, 08:31
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.:six degrees of synesthesia:.
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Re: ask god one question
quote:Originally posted by Kannabis Korbano:
will you blow me?
Since you claim to be older than Wicca, I think it is deplorable the level of maturity you present.
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#28
 2005-06-27, 08:33
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Re: ask god one question
quote:Originally posted by Paradise Lost:
Make me a sammich, woman!
LOL
Not in a redneck sort of way !
The most effective leadership in the world is that of a person who says nothing, yet everyone follows.
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#29
 2005-07-04, 08:43
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Re: ask god one question
Being in the same room as God would probably cause your eyes pop and your brain to explode. But to if I could ask him one question it would be "Can I ask you a question?" and then I will have used my one question and I would walk out of the room feeling sad.
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#30
 2005-07-04, 08:55
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Re: ask god one question
What are next saturdays lotto numbers?
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#31
 2005-07-04, 09:52
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Daz 
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Re: ask god one question
Theoretically...I would ask God 'If you were in my position what would you ask?'
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#32
 2005-07-04, 12:37
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Re: ask god one question
I would ask him "Which religion is correct?"
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#33
 2005-07-04, 13:07
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Re: ask god one question
I'd say "God, you have chosen us from among all the Nations....so why'd you have to pick on the Jews!?"
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#34
 2005-07-04, 20:02
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Re: ask god one question
quote:Originally posted by Paradise Lost:
Why does everyone refer to a supreme being as having a specific gender?
Probably because Jesus calls him FATHER?
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#35
 2005-07-04, 22:10
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vice 
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Re: ask god one question
quote:Originally posted by HellzShellz:
Probably because Jesus calls him FATHER?
Father is figurative and not literal, unless your a mormon of course
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#36
 2005-07-08, 00:24
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Thaery 
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Re: ask god one question
What is the fundamental workings of the universe.
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#37
 2005-07-08, 01:05
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Re: ask god one question
quote:Originally posted by Velio:
"How are you today?"
This was the best question 
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#38
 2005-07-10, 15:02
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Re: ask god one question
I have nothing important to add.
[This message has been edited by Valmont (edited 07-10-2005).]
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