quote:Satanic bible

No matter what you've been told about the "immaculate conception" - even if blind faith

allows you to swallow this absurdity - you know full well if you are to produce a child, there

must be sexual contact with a person of the opposite sex! If you feel guilty for committing the

"original sin," you certainly will feel even deeper guilt for performing a sex act only for self-

gratification, with no intention of creating children





quote:Satanic Bible

Masturbation is regarded as evil because it produces pleasure derived from intentionally fondling a "forbidden" area of the body by one's own hand. The guilt feelings accompanying

most sexual acts can be assuaged by the religiously-acceptable contention that your sensual

delights are necessary to produce off-spring - even though you cautiously watch the calendar

for the "safe" days. You cannot however, placate yourself with this rationale while engaging

in masturbatory practices.





But isn't Satanism also about self-endulgence, isnt that what masturbation is?.Talk about PWNed by needing a girlfriend.

[This message has been edited by PossesedSmurf (edited 06-23-2005).]

This is sort of out of left field but it just came to mind: I've heard of girls accidentally orgasming while horseback riding or something.

Are they evil for horseback riding?

Heh.

Cheers,

Lost

Yea that sort of goes against their whole hedonist philosophy.



To Lost, i've heard about that too. Apparently the hymen is usually broken long before sexual contact.

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The idea that a there is a God and he will punish those who have sex or jerk off is so fucking absurd, it goes to prove religious people are idiots, with the other million of absurdities religious people believe in.

You people are lacking.

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

The idea that a there is a God and he will punish those who have sex or jerk off is so fucking absurd, it goes to prove religious people are idiots, with the other million of absurdities religious people believe in.

You people are lacking.

Too often we primates confuse superstitions with divine mandates...

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

The idea that a there is a God and he will punish those who have sex or jerk off is so fucking absurd, it goes to prove religious people are idiots, with the other million of absurdities religious people believe in.

You people are lacking.



Fuck religious people.

Its ok for girls to jack off in any religion if you think about it, there not killing sperm or anything.Sex is fine, fuck all ya want, self endulgence right?

quote:Originally posted by SlaysGays:

Fuck religious people.

Only if they're hot and female. And trust me, they put out like mad crazy bitches do.

Ahhh Chue.

i havent read this whole thread but. i am a former and possibly future satanist,possibly satan himself,or the anticrhist,as ive been told. satan doesnt discourage or encourage masturbation. i believe it said something about masturbation durings some ritual,not as part of the ritual,but as a thing like,crying,getting angry,etc. during ritual. i would reccomend reading the rest of the bible before spewing bullshit from your food/penis hole.

quote:Originally posted by Kannabis Korbano:

i havent read this whole thread but. i am a former and possibly future satanist,possibly satan himself,or the anticrhist,as ive been told. satan doesnt discourage or encourage masturbation. i believe it said something about masturbation durings some ritual,not as part of the ritual,but as a thing like,crying,getting angry,etc. during ritual. i would reccomend reading the rest of the bible before spewing bullshit from your food/penis hole.

Grow up

quote:Originally posted by Kannabis Korbano:

i havent read this whole thread but. i am a former and possibly future satanist,possibly satan himself,or the anticrhist,as ive been told.

Only if the anti-christ shops at Hot Topic and still goes to high school.



Grow up, man.

wtf? actually im out of the house and not gothic whatsoever. im not in highschool but im taking some classes at the state college. unlike you fucks i HAVE a life. read a book.

quote:Originally posted by Kannabis Korbano:

read a book.

Stop now while you're ahead. I'm not going to take intellectual advise from someone who can't spell intellectual or advise.

sorry,im usually more mellow because i know you youngsters dont know better. i only said that(in my first post)because a. my old hick stepmother has called me evil and satan and b.my parents invited me to the lake this weekend because i was in the country and i got called the anti christ by this little manbitches. i also got called a holy diety by this chick so i sold her some acid for a cheap price. I havent been around totse for a long time. i remember awhile back on my old name when i used to do pcp,MGCBTSOOYG used to be much more lively and chilled out. what has happened around here?

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

The idea that a there is a God and he will punish those who have sex or jerk off is so fucking absurd, it goes to prove religious people are idiots, with the other million of absurdities religious people believe in.

You people are lacking.

I hate you in one forum, and love you in another (this one, totally hetero-style).

Go figure.

[This message has been edited by Penguins in the Desert (edited 06-27-2005).]

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

The idea that a there is a God and he will punish those who have sex or jerk off is so fucking absurd, it goes to prove religious people are idiots, with the other million of absurdities religious people believe in.

You people are lacking.

I really think, that the whole anti-sex/masturbation, or any thing expressly forbidden by the Catholic/Christian Church is a big fuckin' joke.

I can imagine the College of Cardinals sitting around thinking:

"Hmm, how can we fuck with them today. Oh, I know, lets make sure that they have to almost give up sex, a totally natural occurance. If they're that dumb, then we can start asking for some fucking cash."

quote:Originally posted by PossesedSmurf:

Its ok for girls to jack off in any religion if you think about it, there not killing sperm or anything.Sex is fine, fuck all ya want, self endulgence right?

By the logic of it's killing sperm when men masturbate, doesn that mean when girls ovulate/menstrate (have their period), that they're killing babies.

I mean, they are passing their eggs out into the toilet.

Ha fucking ha, niggers. Anyone that believes in anti-Masturbation needs to have their entire genitalia removed with some rusty shears.